My Will
Well, at my school, the seniors always write wills to "give" thing to people when they leave... well, I'm doing pretty much the same thing here, but just to my friends and I'M NOT DEAD OR LEAVING ... so don't start rumors or anything...
Amy: The titles "Baby Jessica" and "Princess", endless Fan Fair tickets, a chance to rape Tim, every Jessica Andrews picture I find, and a chance to meet Uncle Danny!
Anna: The conversation in Mr. Gallop's class about being saved, and "Do you believe in God? You're fine!"
Becca: "Kristyn", getting hyper by singing through The Whole SHeBANG 3 times, "We're too hyper to go see a movie now!", playing tricks on the stupid, "special" cell phone calls from Hallmark, "I wanna know how he knew!", Party City, Spiderman soap, Waffle Houses, "Hey Sonya!" *camera snaps a picture*, mall rats, "Gosh, Kelsi, you're so mean!!", "But the penny's tails-up... that's bad luck!" "Just give it to Kelsi!!", Krispy Kreme, Toys 'R' Us, "Who ARE those freaks?", checking out at Toys 'R' Us with ice cream only, SHeDAISY on Hollywood Squares, "Kristyn's such a meanie... she didn't wear her pajamas!", KBecca, KBeth, Squishy Water Bras, The Brad's Butt Picture, "THE HOTTIE!", purple bras with pulls in them, "If THAT distracts the guy...", Lane Bryant bras, really cool stockings, "I'm kinda glad your little brother didn't come with us!", "FAN FAIR, BABY", "Love Ya, Miss Ya, Mean It"! My boy Ira!
Genny: "Bring On The Rain", "The world's gonna end tomorrow!", Mrs. Picone's Paper Conservation Theory, "Osama bin Laden.... SCREW YOU!", and my vocabulary cards so you can study 2 minutes before the quiz like you always do!
Heather: Ricky, Mr. Gallop, Pam, The BIG KoG, The Three Musketeers, Mrs. Wad and AIIH, Anna's Quote, the LONG nights and J&H practice, the acoustics, "Sacrilege! Lunacy! Blasphemy! Heresy!", Who does Jason love more?, "But, PAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM, I don't wanna get tested for THHHHAAAAATTTT! It won't happen to MMMMEEEEEE!"
Jennifer: A lifetime supply of Ovaltine, sneaking onto Brad's bus and finding Chely, The Bluegrass Channel,
Julia:
Lisa: Doe Jon, Fascal Ratts, "How'd ya swing that?", Heidi-ho, girlie-o!, Heidi Hugs!
Lindsey:
My English Teacher: I LEAVE YOU MY ASS , SO YOU MAY KISS IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!
Rachel: CRABS!!! Yes, I AM the BBQ Lady! BBQ forever!
Scooby Doo: Car Rides, "Yes, that'd be SCOOBY, as in DOO."
Shannon:
Sid: Ok, here we go... "wet" days, mailmen, Mander (I SWEAR YOU CALLED HER THAT), orange toothpicks, dolls, MARGARET, "Heeeeeeeeeey Margaret!"
Stephanie:
Summer:
Banana Jello, Coconut Jello, HORNY GOAT WEED?!?, Alfred is FURRY!, Everybody LOOOOOOVES the Fuzzy, The Sperm2Egg Tour, The Redneck Tour, Running up and down the stairs in the New Orleans Arena, I've got a... never mind., Kenny the Light Guy, "'Ello hottie, let's throw some shrimp on the Barbie and go schnog!", Have you been in Colby's secret stash lately?, etc...Wendee:
Whitney: Reno Sweeney!,