These are quotes from my friends... or from other places... I don't know... they're just funny...
"THAT isn't
underwear!!"
- Wendee, as we laughed at a thong in Victoria's Secret.
"She's going back
to Oklahoma to meet this boy's parents..."
- SHeDADDY, and we won't go into the meaning... or who
he's talkin' about...
"I lost my V-Card
because I was drinking!"
- A BAAAADDDDDD Oompa Loompa!
"I wanna Krixie
HHHHUUUUGGGG!"
- Sid and I's motto
"Talkin' bad about
country's like talkin' bad about my momma. Them's fightin' words!"
- Dolly Parton (my favorite country music quote of
all time)
"I like my V-Card! I
wanna keep it!"
- Sid, as we had a conversation about who still has their
V-Cards. LMAO!
"And what a FINE place
it is! I love what you have done on such a modest budget! I like that
boulder. That is a nice boulder."
- Donkey, in the movie "Shrek", during an
attempt to reverse an insult.
"You got your mom to
take you all the way out here? How'd you swing that?"
- Kassidy, to Lisa in Las Vegas
"I'm the David Hales
Fan Club president!!"
- Sid, as we talked of.... Patchers.... LMAO!
"Squishy Squishy Water
Bra!"
- Beth. All I have to say is Beth, and you understand.
"Kassidy... she's the
mean one..."
- Name withheld. :o)
"I was raised on
country music, so I know that I was brought up right."
- Amanda Wilkinson, as she sang on the 2001 CCMA
Awards.
"I
told myself that I was never going to date, marry or any of that stuff. But...
then, one day, this stupid boy, this STUPID, stupid boy, walked into my life...
and I haven't been the same since."
- S., talking about her boyfriend to me during a car ride.
(Ready? 1...2...3... AWWWWWW!)