THE MURZ!
A long, long time ago... in a classroom far, far away... there taught a moronic plankton with bleached blonde hair and no brain cells... it's name was MURZ. It was also known as the nightmare of a World History teacher at St. Scholastica Academy. Now, we don't mean to be MEAN to Murz, but, as you may or may not know, it made the lives of every one of last year's freshman a living HELL for 90 minutes, 5 days a week, 18 weeks out of our precious lives.
Now some of us felt a little more strongly about Murz than others. For example, Summer pitied it because she knew, that with its tiny and inferior brain, it would never be able to become more intelligent than most of us. Whereas, I was on the opposite end of the spectrum. Many of my days in its class were spent fantasizing about its long, slow, and painful death, not listening to its mindless, monotonous lectures, including the times that Summer explained to it that mummification had more than 2 steps, and the time that Katie battled with it about A.D. meaning "Annus Domini", and NOT "After Death".
Now, I will share with you several horror stories from its class with you. So, cuddle up with your mommy and don't turn the lights out... this is gonna be SCARY!!!
Story #1(The Incident That
Most Likely Got IT FIRED):
The Day It Made The Mistake Of Accusing Courtney Of Being A Liar
Ok, so I was sitting in her class, at my desk (or table, whatever you wanna call it). She says, "Ok, people get out your homework." So, I start digging through my backpack, because stupid me NEVER puts things where they belong. So, I'm rummaging, and she gets to me and says, "Courtney, where is it?" I said, "Ms. Murzyn, I'm looking for it.... can I keep looking?" She gets all mad and junk and says, "Ugggg... fine, just hurry up." So, that gets me mad at the stupid idiot right off the bat. Then, she never comes back to make sure I have it! So, finally, I find it! Eureka! But, seeing that it is MY luck we're talking about, she had started one of her MIND-NUMBINGLY BORING lectures. Now, being the nice, polite person I am, I wasn't going to interrupt her. So, I waited until after class was over. I went up and said, "Here's my homework." She goes, "Sorry, I'm not accepting that." I was like, "Why not???" And she says, "Because I asked you for it and you didn't have it then." "But, Ms. Murzyn, you told me I could look for it. When I found it, you were talking and I didn't want to interrupt you. So, I waited." "I never told you that!" OMG, YOU HAVE NO IDEA! I was like SOOOOOO ready to beat this woman's BRAINS in!!!! Wait, never mind.... she had no brains.... Anyway, I was so mad that I went and told my counselor. Well, to make a long story short, she talked to Murz, and Murz called me a LIAR!!!!!!
The End