"Never trust a dog to watch your food." Patrick, age 10 "When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer." Hannah, 9 "Never tell your mom her diet's not working. " Michael, 14 "Stay away from prunes. " Randy, 9 "Never pee on an electric fence. " Robert, 13 "Don't squat with your spurs on. " Noronha, 13 "Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to." Emily, 10 "When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair." Taylia,11 "Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. " Traci, 14 "Don't sneeze in front of mum when you're eating crackers." Mitchell,12 "Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a Tic-Tac. " Andrew,9 "Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. " Kyoyo, 9 "You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. " Armir, 9 "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. " Kellie, 11 "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. " Naomi, 15 "Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick." Lauren, 9 "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat." Joel,10 "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. " Alyesha, 13 "Never try to baptize a cat." Justin, 13

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