| Funny Page |
| On this page i will write down jokes, funny pharases/questions and nething else which ppl say which is funny! Tell me anything u want add which is funny in the submit box at the bottom of the page! |
| Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what ever comes out"? |
| Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage? |
| If pringles are "so good that once you pop, you just can't stop", then why do they come with resealable lids? |
| Why do they have handicap parking spaces infront of the skating rings? |
| Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? |
| If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in air tight packages? |
| Why do British people never sound British when they sing? |
| Why doesn't the glue in a bottle dry up? |
| Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders, but have to get it off our chest? |
| What do you say when God sneezes? |
| Do cows drink milk? |
| Why is it that chickens are poultry, yet chicken eggs are dairy? |
| Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out?? |
| Please tell me any funny questions/sayings etc that u have heard or know about so that i can add them 2 this page!! |
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