The Wonders of Ralph Wiggum!!
...and here he is the little um..genius!!!
Here he is the little mad Simpsons character who says the most ridiculous things!
  Here are a few snippets collected from the simpsons which are memorable and funny-believe me!!!
".....My cats breath smells like cat food..."

"....So, do u like...stuff?...."

".....I'm going to eat chocolate untill i barf..."

"......and when the doctor said i didn't have any worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life!!!......"

"...the doctor said i wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if i kept my finger out of there!!!......"

"....I bent my wookie..."

".....My neck hurts and my ear hurts.....i have two owwies!!...."

".....My knob tastes funny....."

"....tastes like.....burning....."

"...Principal Skinner, i got car sick in your office!....."

"....daddy these rubber pants are hot...."

"...i've found a moon rock in my nose!..."

".....Your hair is tall and pretty...."

"....Me fail english..that umpossible...."

"...mummy, can u open my milk it's stuck!..."
(says this 2 his teacher!!)