Age: 9

Address: Somewhere in the neighborhood.

Pets: You know, I honestly don't know. Brainy is a very private person in the show and is an episode on a regular for about three seconds. If he had a pet, I think we'd seen it by now.

Occupation: Student. Once again, not much is known about Brainy.

Fun Facts: He breaths through his nose like Darth Vader, and somehow always ends up behind Helga whenever she wanders off into one of her love-crazed speeches. The concequence, a punch in the face by Helga's fist. He's one of the three or four people who knows Helga's secret crush. Luckily, he doesn't speak much. Brainy's 'voice' is done by the show's creator Craig Bartlett.

Friends: A popular assumption is that he hangs out with all the geeks. Suits him perfectly.

Crushes: He probably has a crush on Helga because he always sneaks behind her so much. And if I'm not mistaken in 'Helga On The Couch', he a 25 cent machine plastic ring when she was ranting by a church. He might have something, but it could just be weirdness.

Overall: He's a creepy, geeky kid who's always sneaking up behind Helga, wheezing when she's trying to be romantic. He always gets punched by her for doing so. You'd think he'd learn by now. Other than that, Brainy is a mystery.

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