CHARACTER PROFILES

 

Gerald Johanson

Age: 9

Address: Somewhere in the neighborhood. He lived in the Sunset Arms boarding house once for a few days.

Pets: I am almost sure he doesn’t have any pets. They’d probably run up his dad’s light bill.

Occupation: Student

Fun Facts: Had has his tonsils taken out, was traumatized as a young child and never learned how to ride a bike until he was nine, and is the object of affection of Helga’s friend Phoebe. That’d make an interesting double date. Wait, that already happened. Don’t you hate how I type like I’m writing my own dialogue?

Friends: Like Arnold, he is almost friends with everybody but the Jolly Ollie Man and Wolfgang. Other than that, I’m almost sure he has no mortal enemies.

Crushes: He might have a thing for Phoebe. Whenever they do something together, he never objects. He's one happening guy who knows how to treat the chicks. A nine year old Leon Phelps or Don "Magic" Juan if you will. Yeah, that sounds good.

Overall: Gerald’s the buddy, the pal, the shoulder to lean on. (Now I’m gonna have that freakin’ song stuck in my head!) He may have problems with his family from time to time, scuffles and arguments, but he still loves them as he always does. Even the cool guys have problems.

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