Age: 13

Address: Somewhere in the neighborhood.

Pets: Once kept an old lady’s cat and named it Cupcake but was forced to give it back.

Occupation: Student. And when you think about it, a "ham"-burglar! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! Ha-ha-ha… ohhhhhh, shoot. None of you understand it, do you? Ah, shoot. You have to see the episode "Harold The Butcher". He stole a ham, and the Hamburglar was an old McDonald’s character. Get it now? Well, he was once an assistant butcher and as far as I understand still a butcher’s apprentice.

Fun Facts: Harold is Jewish, pretends to be a tough guy but really needs his mommy to protect him, and like Helga has a sensitive side under his shield of aggression. But don’t tell anyone or he’ll "pound you".

Friends: Harold makes and brakes friends quicker than an infant next to an expensive vase. Deep down, they remain friends, despite all the stupid crap he says. His main best friends: Arnold and Big Patty.

Crushes: Him and Big Patty are doin’ some serious time together. They’re goin’ out. In the beginning, it seemed that Rhonda had a thing for Harold but Harold was totally against it. You know, that’d make a good episode of Hey Arnold; Rhonda coming up and saying that she likes him.

Overall: Harold is the gentle giant with the cement coating. Like an inverted M&M. Even though he’s insulting, rude, obese, and completely offensive in anyway; deep down he just wants acceptance. He’s got fears and hopes like everyone, and he has problems like everyone.

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