CHARACTER PROFILES

 

Miriam Pataki

Age: She's probably just as old as Bob.

Address: The same house as Helga and "Big Bob".

Pets: Miriam has never had a pet of her own... unless you count her toy horse Molasses as a pet.

Occupation: Miriam is usually nothing but a homemaker, and not that good of one at that. She once substituted for Bob in the office when he threw his back out and became very good at what she did. Other than that, Miriam hasn't actually had a paying job.

Fun Facts: When she was a little girl, she had been an award-winning mechanical bull rider. Usually, Miriam will only hang around the house and drink smoothies. After that, she'll fall asleep. The girl can fall asleep anywhere. Whenever she talk, she sounds like a drunken lush from how sleepy she is. I think she's slipping something in those smoothies; something you have to be twenty-one to buy.

Friends: Having a weak social life, Miriam doesn't have any friends. She became friends with Suzie Kokoshka in "Summer Love", but I don't think that they spoke after that. If she'd just buy a box of No-Doz and walk around the block a few times, she'd probably have more friends.

Marriage: She's married to "Big Bob" Pataki. Yeah, that's all I have to say about that.

Overall: Miriam is a stumbling mother who usually gets things wrong from operating in a sleepy haze. Many times, she'll pack Helga lunches that consist of almost nothing or, sometimes, don't even consist of food. She has many odd childhood habits that reappear every once in a while. Whenever she can, she enjoys karaoke. Most of time though, she's asleep and out of the way. Helga resents Miriam for being such a lame mother, but every once in a while Miriam makes it up to Helga. Sometimes it backfires, but anything's worth at least one shot.

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