CHARACTER PROFILES

 

Suzie Kokoshka

Age: She looks like she's in her thirties or forties, but looks can be decieving. It's a cartoon.

Address: The Sunset Arms Boarding House... with Oskar.

Pets: I don't think the two could afford a pet with all the money that Oskar wastes.

Occupation: Suzie works at a department store. You know, that'd make an intersting fanfiction: what Suzie does in her spare time at the department store. Hmm... I CALLED IT!

Fun Facts: All right, I have my story straight now. Suzie's cousin Nancy has a baby named Oskar. What relation ship is baby Oskar to Suzie and adult Oskar? What does that count as?

Friends: Suzie is a very warm and sympathetic person who makes friends with anyone she meets. Typically, her friends include the boarders and Arnold.

Marriage: She's married to Oskar and he has her wrapped around his pinky finger on a yo-yo; just flingin' her back and forth, baby. MAN, I love this figurative language.

Overall: Oskar works hard for her money, yet her man doesn't treat her right... It's an old song. You wouldn't understand. Anyway, Suzie is a giving person who gives too much. This probably wouldn't be as terrible of a problem if it wasn't her husband who she usually end up giving the money to. What kind of man needs to borrow money from his wife?

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