Age: 10 or 11

Address: Somewhere in the neighborhood

Pets: If Wolfgang does have any pets, I feel really sorry for them. He'd probably beat them until they can't remember how to breathe.

Occupation: Student who hardly goes to school. He's not seen there a lot, and sometimes is seen being suspended.

Fun Facts: Wolfgang and another bully, Ludwig, used to be hateful enemies until they realized something they had in common: beating up fourth graders as a hobby. Ludwig is very superstitous and keeps a luck rabbit's foot with him everywhere he goes, as seen in the 'Friday the 13th' episode. Maybe he just carried it around for that day, but I think that's a commitment and not a temporary 'once in a while' sort of thing.

Friends: Edmund, Mickey and all the other fifth grade bullies. They travel in packs... or usually it's just him and Edmund. It's almost like Bizarro Arnold and Gerald.

Crushes: There is never time for love when you're beating the snot out of helpless fourth graders. It's just not possible to have them both on the same agenda.

Overall: Wolfgang, in fifth grade, gets his kicks out og beating up kids in lesser grades. I believe he has an inferiority complex or else he'd be beating up kids like himself. When you stoop down to a lower grade than yourself, it's because all the kids you actually know and are considered as peers to you could leave you crying 'Mommy' in the drop of a dime. MAN, I love my wordings. Can ya feel it? Huh?! CAN YA FEEL IT?!

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