All right, on an honest note, I didn’t write all of this stuff. Some of it was written by this Emo punk in New York named Ross Folward who once visited an older version of my Helga site (It was on Tripod, I got rid of all of it.). Well, Ross wrote me and said "Hey, put these on your web site." I said, "Sure, okay." If you like them, you like them. If not, shut up, who asked you?

(By Ross Folward)

(Another Ross, inspired by the picture on the front of this site.)

(By MDT, the first contribution I’ve made to this section.)

(By MDT, songs with the words rearraged to fit a fan fiction I scrapped before writing th dialogue. It was good idea when I was loaded with Pepsi.)