My Urban Legends

Alright, now on the website Nadine's Place, there is a Hey Arnold! Urban Legend generator. It's like a mad lib. Yeah, I kept changing words to make it funnier, but also so it would make sense. I just wanted to post this somewhere. I thought it was pretty funny:

The legend of Beagle lady has been passed down from kid generation to kid generation. And our very own MDT is the keeper of the tale...

Originally, Beagle lady was just a normal person like the rest of us, going about her life. She was well liked at her job, and everyone admired her smile and poise. Everything changed for her when a poor hungry Beagle arrived on her doorstep. She couldn't let it go hungry, so she took the Beagle into her kitchen and fed it some Ranch Sun Chips. Once the Beagle had finished it's meal, it ran, and animal lady could tell that this was a sign. She was to become the caretaker of the Beagles. As she became committed to her new calling, she withdrew from her old friends. They wondered what had happened to her; some thought that she was acting oddly because she was bored, some thought that that she had been driven insane by an evil Regis Philbman, and for a while, some even thought that it was some sort of practical joke. As she lost her friends and hid from the outside world, Beagle lady became even closer to her charges, learning the Beagle language. She began acting more and more like her Beagles, and soon became their queen. She got the Beagles to do her bidding, stealing money and 2-Liters of Pepsi for her. In a few years, Beagle lady had amassed a huge treasure, which she kept until her death. Many have looked for the treasure, but nobody has been able to get past the Beagles, who remain loyal guardians of their queen's treasure.

Here's another one:

The legend of the haunted department store has been passed down from kid generation to kid generation. And our very own MDT is the keeper of the tale...

One hundred years ago, a group of Ferret Enthusiests arrived at the department store with the fortune that they had earned from raising awareness. Since some Groundhog Activists had heard of the treasure and wanted to steal it, they hid their money in a secret spot there and agreed to split it later on. Unfortunately, one of the Ferret Enthusiests had the unthoughtful idea of stealing the money and fleeing to Miami with 2 Pac. When the others heard of this plan, they tricked him into meeting them by the corner store outside the city. Nobody knows what happened there on that night, but none of the Ferret Enthusiests were ever heard from again. Some say that the schemer killed the others and had to flee to Miami with 2 Pac before getting the money. Some say that they all died in a freak plane crash. And some say a magical sitcom actor punished them for their greed, turning the lot of them into ghosts. But, whatever happened to the Ferret Enthusiests, everyone noticed odd things happening in the department store where the money had been cleverly hidden. Any person who entered there could swear that he or she saw the ghosts of the Ferret Enthusiests, who threatened them with harm if they attempted to stay. The building was soon abandoned, and the ghosts made sure that nobody could take the money that they had never gotten to use in life.

This one I didn't even have to mess with:

The legend of oily Duke has been passed down from kid generation to kid generation. And our very own MDT is the keeper of the tale...

During ancient times, when the famous empire of Romeo had reached its peak, there was a great Duke named Ross Folward who ruled the land. He was very wealthy and powerful; his treasure trove was filled with valuable 2-Liters of Pepsi, CD players, and headphones, and he had one million subjects obeying his every command. Still, his thirst for power was unquenchable. One day, he approached the priestess Lydia Jacobson and asked her to grant him magical powers. When Lydia Jacobson heard the Duke's request, she was scared and imprisoned his spirit in a hamburger. Hundreds of years later, archaeologists were taking the hamburger to a museum in Leonard when the spirit of Ross Folward broke free and drifted off to find his old kingdom. Unfortunately, after spending most of his life within the palace walls, oily Duke did not develop a good sense of direction, and was unable to find his way back. Eventually, he made his way to our city, and inhabited the Ancient Romeo wing of the museum. It is said that he awaits a person who is the reincarnation of the priestess; only she can bring him back to life and allow him to running once more.

This one's good:

The legend of Ferret man has been passed down from kid generation to kid generation. And our very own MDT is the keeper of the tale...

Long ago, a strange baby was born in this very city. He was abandoned by a green pasture, where a kindly Ferret raised him as her own child, teaching him all that she knew. He developed the admerability and self-dependentness of the Ferret, and was able to live in the Brooklyn street, hidden from human society. One day, a lady was walking around the Brooklyn street, when Ferret man stole her Hydrox Cookies to give to his family. Soon, rumors spread around the event. Some people thought that it was a band of jackrabbits, others thought it was some sort of St. Patrick's Day, and some even thought she was making it up. In a few days, the Brooklyn street was crowded with people who wanted to solve the mystery. One day, an enterprising Record Store Owner captured Ferret man's mother. Thinking that it was she who had stolen the Hydrox Cookies, he took her to the city retirement home, where she was never seen again. Devastated, Ferret man man vowed revenge on anyone who ventured near the Brooklyn street, and, to this day, he waits to find the person who took his mother away.

Those are the only Mad Lib forms I can do on the website. Why don't you check it out now...


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