My Job Sucks
(Lyrics/Guitar Mike Jones)

standing at the KMART with a pen in my hand
patronizing people who don't understand
when I go home I play with my band
and give the finger to all my fans
it's their fault that they like me
It's why, admission ain't free
My Job sucks but I don't care, I'm gonna go to scream and swear yeah

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My Job Sucks but I don't care, I'm gonna go to scream and swear
All I have to do is shout
Until the day when I sell out
Until the day when I sell out yeah

We're gonna be big rock stars, we're gonna drive fancy cars
We're gonna get all the chicks
we're gonna be total dicks
Charge too much for every show, then make you wish that you didn't go
yeah

(chorus)

Today business is slow, I'll write songs until I go
I'm gonna take another break, my 5th one so far today
Why is the end so far away?
Why is the end so far away?
Why is the end so far away yeah

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