1: Normal guy

2: Stupid guy

3: Evil guy

4: Smart guy

Today's Topic : Cheese.

1: I don't want to do this one.

4: Shut-up Gorgonzola face, you're only saying that because of what 3 did last week with that bit of

Extra Sharp Cheddar.

1: Well how was I to know that he didn't mean cheese? I thought Cheddar was a food not a type of Spanish Steel! It took 4 four hours to sew our tongue back on.

3: It probably didn't help that I'd painted it yellow before-hand.

2: It looked like you barfed up a piece of liver!

1: Ok, ok I get the point, I mean. Never mind…

4: I like cheese personally. Great stuff.

3: It's made out of off color milk and then left in a shed for a week. How can you say that?

2: You're just jealous because 4 found your memo say to put cyanide in that batch that was going to Washington a few weeks ago.

4: With what's happening these days I'm starting to wish I'd let him.

2: SMEG!

1: Ok no more of that.. It's bad enough 2 related that to Cheese-wiz. I can't touch that stuff now.

3: If you had let me buy that threshing machine you wouldn't be able to touch anything.

1: Quiet spawn of Satan.

4: Actually I traced his Family tree. Satan is a second cousin technically.

1: How can you say that, he's just in our head.

4: So are you and you said that you came from Kansas.

1: Point taken.

2: I like cheese too.

4: You like anything you can squish between your toes.

3: HEY! I like cheese as well. Anything you can melt into a small fizzing pool of matter is great! Wait a sec… I could do that with our cat… Be right back.

1: Stop him. NOW!

4: I've got control of the body this week., and I hate that cat. 3, get the cheese and start warming the micro wave.

2: All right!

END.