Special Guest Voice:
5: God
THE SCHIZIOD FORUM
Today's Topic: Religion
3: I've stated my views on this
1: We know.. no religion….
4: There's a flaw in that.
3: What's that?
4: Total elimination of all theological institutions would also kill off Satan worship.
2: That made my head hurt.
3: Translation?
1: You can't get rid of all religion without getting rid of your Thursday club meeting.
3: Aw man…
2: Is it time for Barney yet?
3: Hummm another religion, worship of the Purple demon.
1: We'll save that one for next week.
3: There's also worship of sleazy talk-shows, daytime soaps, and of course
2: Sesame Street!
3: He actually got one right. I was thinking more along the lines of the 3'rd level demon, Elmo.
5: WHO DARES TO QUESTION THE GREAT ELMO?
1: Who's this?
4: And why do you get the caps?
5: QUIET MORTAL!!!!!
4: sorry..
3: Question for the Deity.
5: WHAT?
3: If you're so powerful you can get rid you the rest of
these guys right?
5: YES.
3: Then why don't you?
5: I'm training you for eternity
3: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
1: Ouch. That stings.
2: Does this mean that we aren't getting rid of 3?
4: Shut up and play with Barney, you simple minded simian.
1: Wait a sec. I thought we were the only ones to survive the great war.
2: That and my dust bunny collection.
4: There too much free space in here. Fred's old memories must be taking shape.
1: Cool, so I guess this guest spot thing is going to keep on reoccurring?
3: Not if I have anything to say about it. HEY YOU! YA, YOU WITH THE TOWEL!!!! LETS RUMBLE!
2: Did we leave the our contacts in?
4: No, why?
2: 3's eyes just turned red.
1: Hey! Watch where you're throwing that! Hey! Man, watch it our rug's flammable!
5: HOLD STILL YOU LITTLE…
4: Normal people can't shoot lightening out of their fingertips.
1: Normal people don't have a personified version of God and 4 other people in their head.
4: Point taken.
2: What's that smell?
4: Burning flesh, 1 are we ok?
1: *cough* *hack*, 3 just roasted 5.
2: That would explain why the smoke alarm is going off.
4: This should tell you something about us , God vs. Our incarnation of evil.
1: And our incarnation of evil won. You owe me 5 bucks.
4: All right, all right.
2: 3, you just killed God. What do you have to say for yourself?
3: One down, three to go.
END.