1) Wookie

(chorus)i did it all for hard kookie ,hard kookie
                             but i still dint get the nookie
                                so u can take that cookie
                                     and stick it up that wookie,that wookie
dont think ur gettin lucky,u dumb f**k wookie,ur just about to get this hard kookie sshoved ur ass,u think ur clever boy but ur in the wrong class.aint nothing u can do when im sticking it to u,u big hairy wookie,u got a brain like a pea,dont go missing with me,ur gonna die,cookie crumbs in ur eye,u just cant deny,hard kookie r to fly,ur mates a scrawny white guy and dont forget ur just about to die.
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go live with the ewoks pimp,u kookie's gettin limp,u chewed threw a blimp and ur nipples in the sink.
its so easy for those ewoks to give u there advice,i appreciate it,but there not 7foot hairy monsters so just leave me alone.
wookie's cannot change,the semm a little strang ,but u can go away and he's neva on his own
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