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Vin says:
Martin is alrite i guess,i think he h8s me actually,o well screwed,ive known him 4 a while in matthew,he can be funny and can be annoying and can be useless.
Im the odd one out in the group. Im a Towny and im the quietest in the group, i hav no idea y these ppl accept me! These guys r 2 crazy for me, i mean they go out wreckin trolleys n gettin pissed n who in the right mind wud want to break into a school for a piss!? Ive neva been to a gig n nnow naff all about wat these guys talk about wen they talk about bands n stuff. but ive got used to it ova the years. But even tho these dudes are crazy, i wudnt swap em for n e other ppl to b m8s wiv, these r the best friends a person can hav, they r all dead funny.
Jam says:
Martin is a good mate,he just bought me incubus's album for my b-day,it totally makes me need drugs and 2 become a rite druggy,so if any of u see me smoking pot or owt,or acting like a mick jagger in freshney place then just punch me or buy drugs off me cos i'll be a dealer.not much too say about martin really,he's the dodgy one in the gang,totally calls u without saying anything and is a rite bastard sometimes,he's traumatised me a lot.anyway,im sure i'll be his mate for a long time,probably until i die,so about 2 years then.
Stu sez:
the left handed cod fish boy towny twat! thats martin! lol....he is no way near as bad as what ive put! he is usually a rite laff! his major downfall is being the biggest towny out of us...well, only towny! why do we accept you?!?! lol! its coz ure alright! i will never forget the first time u ever did the abdul face in science! i nearly pissed myself! the jpg  have of it will remain cherished forever! hopefully...not hopefully, i should stay in contact with this dude coz he's alright!
leanne says:
i dont really know martin, but if he dunt go 2 a gig soon me and beth will kill him.