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it depends on who you talk to. ask the clever girl in the fishnet stockings and she will tell you seattle, washington, broadway and pine. ask the clever boy in corduroy pants and he will tell you san francisco, california, valencia and 24th.
if you want to get news and information, you read the seattle post-intelligencer. if you want to learn how to suck cock, you read the seattle times. the post is for news. the times is for cocksucking. one is family owned and the other is owned by hearst.
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nascar is desperate for money. they're racing the daytona 500 on ice this year, somewhere in the yukon. they want to appeal to sophisticated new york intellectuals. one of the stock cars is going to be sponsored by the museum of modern art.
she opposes the war. wallingford hippies are hitting on her all of the time. they tell stories. they tell her that george bush was the mastermind behind september eleventh, and that osama bin laden is living in odessa, texas. with every new story, the hippies get a peanut butter cookie.
if you want to get news and information, you read the san francisco chronicle. if you want to learn how to suck cock, you read the san francisco examiner. the chronicle is for news. the examiner is for cocksucking. one is family owned and the other is owned by hearst.
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in the bayview bank building on mission, which is no longer called the bayview bank building, there's a standing nonprofit. they look after the homeless and the caribou. there's a new board of directors there.
and if you want tasty grilled cheese, you go to lyon's. if you want to suck cock, you go to denny's. one restaurant is for food and beverages and the other is for cocksucking.
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it's easy to get from 24th and valencia to broadway and pine nowadays. bart runs straight into the airport. the metro 194 delivers you from sea-tac to downtown seattle. once downtown, you can transfer buses or you can walk your lazy ass up the hill.
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after the state of washington introduced the growth management act, local municipalities were required to adopt comprehensive plans. local governments invested in geographic information systems. comprehensive plans included policies and procedures to meet infrastructure needs. planners drafted proposals for social services and land use considerations.
the planners believed in transit oriented development. their sexual passion ran deep. it ran deeper than wanting to get fucked, or wanting to get fucked on a light rail train. it involved clothespins and handle bars. it involved restraints and stop request signs. for one planner, it was hard not to get off on legislative proposals and county council action items.
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whenever she fucked him, she always wore her sunglasses.
one day he finally asked her the question. "why do you always fuck me with your sunglasses on?"
"because you are my sunshine," she replied.