Man, I'm starting to lose my mind! Anyway, this fic is created out of boredom so don't expect any storyline unless it just pops out of nowhere. Oh well...^_^;; CCS does not belong to me and this is just a dumb fic about nothing at all! That's all ya need to know folkies! ^__^
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
CHAPTER 1: Hyper goes the mind, Pop goes the Weasel
By: Mysfaer-chan
One beautiful day in Tomoeda, the birds started chirping and the dogs started barking. People merrily walked down the streets like they always did in every introduction in a CCS Fanfic like this one. Sakura woke up late again and started scampering all over her room picking up anything she could find. She ran swiftly down the stairs and tripped, smacking her face on the floor.
"HoeEeEeE...." she blurted out like she always did. She rubbed her sore ass and started skipping down the sidewalk, forgetting her school bag, her breakfast, and even bidding her father farewell whenever she left the house which was a sign of respect in their culture.
Realizing this act of stupidity, she ran back in her house to eat, silently thanking no conservative rotting old geezer saw her act of stupidity. She also silently prayed in gratefulness that she was already living in the modern era, where violations of their culture were just ignored and people would no longer be guillotined, massacred, or even eaten alive by some hungry lions down a deep dark dirty pit. Soon, she finished her breakfast, grabbed her school bag, ran out of the house and waved farewell to her father. By the way, her brother couldn't come to school because he had caught the frightful disease called the mad cow and was slowly turning into a cow in his bed.
Ofcourse, Fujitaka and Sakura didn't know because he was in his bed that was inside his room where the door was locked and he couldn't tell them about his condition because Touya's hibernating like an asthmatic cow on his bed and inside his room where the door was locked.
"Moooo...." he snored, turning restlessly in his sleep. Suddenly, Touya's skin color seemed to change into white with black patches all over it.
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In Tomoeda elementary school, the students talked to each other how they were and how lovely the day was for them. Inside the classroom, Tomoyo was preparing her video camera for Sakura's arrival in school. She wondered how she would surprise her. Maybe she could jump inside Sakura's locker, which was way too small, and surprise her right there and then. However, she was smart enough to think how she would come out of the locker with no difficulty at all. For what seemed like hours and hours, she sighed and waited for Sakura's arrival. Even though only two seconds had gone by, it seemed like Tomoyo was waiting for an eternity. Then she got an idea on how to entertain herself. She brought out a Sakura doll and started dressing it up with her small replicas of her own invented costumes for the real Sakura.
"Hoeee! Tomoyo-chan...thank you for your costumes. I really like them!" she said in a high-pitched tone, moving the Sakura doll around her table like it was modeling her small costume.
Then, she pulled out a Syaoran doll with her other hand and she slowly placed it in front of the Sakura doll, making it wiggle like crazy. "Sakura....I....you look so cute even though I won't admit it," Tomoyo mimicked in a low tone, trying to sound like a boy.
"Really Syaoran? I like you too."
"Really Sakura? I like you too."
"Really Syaoran? Thank you."
"Yes Sakura. Really. I like you."
Then she started to move the dolls closer and closer. And even more closer. A huge grin forming on her face, she stuck the two dolls together, making them rub their faces together as if they were kissing. Tomoyo spoke in two different voices to indicate the gender of the dolls by the way.
"Oh yes Sakura. I want you to be my wife someday." Tomoyo moaned dramatically.
"Ohhh....Syaoran. I really love you." she said in a high-pitched tone, making it sound so real that anyone who would hear her would think something else was going on inside the classroom.
"You should thank Tomoyo for the dress. It looks really good on you....it makes me love you even more Sakura..." the Syaoran doll eemed to say in a soft manner, and Tomoyo giggled to herself.
"I know! Tomoyo is so thoughtful, smart, rich, rich, and she's such a good kind friend. She's so talented and graceful. I really love her..." Tomoyo made the Sakura doll say, then she moved the small dolls apart.
"But....you wouldn't mind sharing me with her would you Syaoran? I love her too...more than a friend way...Booohooooo! " Tomoyo jerked the doll up and down as if it was trying to convince the other doll.
Tomoyo rubbed the doll Syaoran against the Sakura doll, rubbing them together again. "Ofcourse not my darling, she deserves your love as much as I do." Tomoyo dramatically moaned. She stared at the two dolls and smiled an I-love-doing-this-and-nobody-would-ever-know smile.
Unknown to her, Rika, Chiharu and Naoko were watching her little doll-playing in horror and their eyes bulging out of their sockets and eventually, their eyeballs did fall off to the classroom floor.
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Meanwhile, our Sakura was roller blading down the sidewalk. "It's a nice day! I wonder what Yukito-san is doing!" she sighed dreamily, skating her way across the street.
To her surprise, she saw Yukito in a store across the street she was still crossing. "YUKITO-SAN!" she cried out, waving her hand and arm excitedly. Since the store where Yukito was in had no glass to block her scream, Yukito heard her, smiled, and waved back.
Sakura halted and waved back, flashing her biggest, sweetest, loveliest, funniest, whitest smile, trying to look cute, cheerful, cute, cute, and cute. While she was crossing the street with all her poise and er...poise, with the smile still stuck on her face, Sakura got hit by a mad car.
Then like it usually goes when somebody sleeps, faints or dies---everything went black.
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
CHAPTER 2 : The Writer Should Go To Hell
By: Mysfaer-chan
After everything went black, everything went white. Then everything went red, then yellow, then purple, then blue, then black again, then green, then orange, then pink, then black again, then white, then magenta, then white again. After seeing these colors, Sakura had a terrible headache but the moment she felt it, she knew she wasn't dead. She opened her eyes and found herself standing in the middle of a street, with Yukito looking at her in concern, and a huge crowd of people gathered behind him with curious looks on their faces. She blinked. Then she blinked again.
Yukito placed both of his hands on her shoulders. "What happened, Sakura-chan? You suddenly stopped in the middle of the street and you blacked out while you were standing up!" Yukito explained in a soft yet soothing tone. Too soothing.
Sakura looked down at herself and realized she WAS standing, as soon as she noticed, an astonished look washed over her face. Yukito smiled at her reassuringly. "What happened?" he asked warmly. Too warmly.
Sakura closed her eyes, trying to remember. "I can't remember..ohhhhh.....but I'll try...." she moaned, her frown getting deeper...and deeper until it made deep wrinkles all over her face, "I saw you then I waved my hand to greet you. You waved back. Since the store where you were in had no glass to block my scream, YOu heard me, smiled, and waved back. Then I halted and waved back, flashing my biggest, sweetest, loveliest, funniest, whitest smile, trying to look cute, cheerful, cute, cute, and cute. While I was crossing the street with all my poise and er...poise, with the smile still stuck on my face, I got hit by a mad car. Then everything went black. Then I saw colors. Lots and lots of colors."
A hush fell over the crowd, they started whispering to each other at once.
A little boy tugged his mother's skirt with a confused look on his little face. "Mommy. How come she remembered when she said it's not clear?"
Yukito grinned sheepishly. "Wow! You've got a good memory Sakura-chan!" she exclaimed, believing everything she said and forgetting the fact that Sakura claimed that she had amnesia. Sakura actually never expected to say that she had amnesia, plus she never really said it so that's off this dumb story.
Yukito reached inside his pocket and gave Sakura a multi-colored car model that was worth more than he could afford. "Is this the car that hit you?" he asked, his eyes sparkling like fake diamonds, "I saw that on the ground between your feet."
The crowd started to disperse, muttering how useless the commotion brought the whole place.
Sakura recognized it immediately. "Yes! That's the car! oh wow! It's so small!" she exclaimed, examining the toy car with her own eyes that sparkled like diamonds.
The little boy before tugged his mother's skirt again. "Mommy? I don't understand. I thought a car hit her. But that's a toy car...." he trailed off. The mother gave the little boy a nasty spanking for no reason at all and realized her mistake and bought her son a mountain of chocolates to make up for her sin.
Sakura gulped. She looked at her watch and screamed. "I'm gonna be late for school!!!! HOEEEEEEE!!!!!" Sakura screamed, throwing the car away and unfortunately crashed into Yukito's head. Yukito stopped n his tracks and like Sakura, blacked out. Sakura didn't realize this and she started to run towards her school.
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Syaoran cleaned the classroom floor and cleaned away three pairs of eyeballs, dumping them on a trash can at the corner of the room. He was in deep thought. He felt something bad had happened---he wondered why the eyeballs he had thrown looked so real.
Suddenly, someone tapped him on the shoulder from behind. "Yeah...what do you want?" he turned around, muttering to himself. He saw Rika, Chiharu, and Naoko facing him...with no eyeballs!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" he screamed with the top of his lungs, stumbling backwards in fright.
All three started to laugh and Syaoran felt like he was going insane. "We just wanted to ask if you have seen our eyes," Rika said in a friendly manner. If she had her two eyes, they would have been sparkling by now. However, she has no eyes. Only those red tissues too disgusting to describe.
"I..I....I-I-I......." he stammered, not completely recovering from the shock. He pointed towards the corner where the trash can was found, his hands trembling in fright. "Trash....can..."
All three eyeless girls bowed gratefully and skipped towards the trash can, receiving horrified stares from their classmates, causing the room to be awfully silent. Deathly silent. Heavenly silent. Actually, it's just silent.
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 3 : How the Story Flows, Nobody Knows
By: Mysfaer-chan
Sakura arrived in school and saw Tomoyo smiling wistfully at her. "Tomoyo-chan!" she greeted her best friend Tomoyo cheerfully, running up to her after she dropped her bag on the desk.
"Ohayou Sakura-chan! You look so happy today!" Tomoyo replied with a huge grin on her face. "Did you meet him today?"
Sakura nodded excitedly. "Yes! And you know what, he even saved me from a car!" she told her best friend, who looked confused.
"A car?" Tomoyo looked confused. Very confused. I don't know why.
"Yeah!" Sakura winked at her, even though she didn't know why she winked at her friend.
"Ohhhh....a car!" Tomoyo exclaimed, clapping both her hands in front of her mouth. Actually, she didn't get it so she just played along like a good little girl.
Sakura's eyes roamed around the classroom. She saw her friends waving at her. Sakura waved back. Sakura and her friends waved at each other. And they continued waving at each other like the hell they never do until Sakura's friends finally stopped in front of her.
"Good morning Sakura-chan!" Rika chanted.
"Goodmorning!" Chiharu echoed.
"Goodmorning!" Naoko also echoed.
Sakura smiled at them cheerfully. "Goodmorning Rika-chan! Naoko-chan! Chiharu-chan!" she greeted politely. Her friends smiled at each other. "Sakura-chan seems so happy today."
Sakura nodded and continued to babble about her happy adventures that morning.
"Blah blah, blah blah blah BLAH BLAH! Blah blah blah blah blah!"
"Blah blah blah?" somebody spoke behind Sakura. Sakura whirled around to see who it was, unfortunately, her forehead smacked that somebody's forehead. They both yelled out in pain, holding their sore foreheads.
It turned out that somebody was Syaoran. Everybody in the classroom laughed and laughed. including Terada who had just entered the classroom. Then to everybody's astonishment, Rika's eyes popped out off her sockets---literally.
"Oops!" Rika gasped, trying to look for her eyeballs as she patted her way on the floor, "I can't see! Help me...." However, nobody helped her. Well, at least Terada tried to help her but he suddenly became literally blind when he saw Rika's undies when she kneeled down on the floor to look for her lost eyeballs.
Everyone looked horrified.
"What just happened?! Why did it happen? Why???" Chiharu cried out in disgust.
Naoko smirked. "It's called the too-lazy-to-think-so-just-write-anything-that-pops-off-your-head author syndrome." she explained.
Sakura made a weird face, showing she's more confused than ever---as usual. "Hoe."
Syaoran turned to Tomoyo, with a serious look on his face. "I....I feel something bad is going to happen," he spoke in a low serious voice. Tomoyo looked at him in puzzlement.
"You feel a Clow Card?"
Syaoran face-faulted. "No."
"Eriol's coming back in Japan?"
Syaoran fell to the ground with a loud thump. "That's too scary. I meant I feel something's going to happen."
It turned out that Syaoran was right because before you could scream "Clow Read's Gay!", Syaoran, Tomoyo, and Sakura instantly disappeared.
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 4: Lost and Forever
By: Mysfaer-chan
Sakura opened her eyes and saw a lot of stars. Lots and lots of stars.
"HoeEEeeEe!" she moaned, thinking she might have bumped her head too hard. She shook her head violently and rubbed her eyes. However, when she opened them, the numerous stars were still surrounding her.
When they realized that their companion was already awake, Syaoran and Tomoyo rushed over to her side.
Sakura decided to confide her problem to her friends. "HOE! Tomoyo-chan! Syaoran-kun!" she started, still a bit dazed, "I see stars! Lots and lots of stars! And I can't get rid of them!"
Syaoran looked down uneasily. "I know."
Sakura got even more confused. "You mean you see them too?"
Tomoyo and Syaoran nodded. Sakura gave them a puzzled look. "But why?"
Tomoyo held Sakura's hand and squeezed it. "Sakura-chan..." she said softly, swallowing a lump in her throat. Then she pointed at a huge circular object at the dark sky. "Look."
Sakura gazed at the familiar-looking circular object. "HOE! The moon turned into a planet that looks like ours!" she shrieked, almost fainting.
Syaoran stood up and fixed his eyes on her, looking a bit worried. "Actually, that's the earth. We're on the moon." he said, pointing at the craters that surrounded them.
Tomoyo helped her best friend to her feet and looked around herself. "But...it's impossible," Tomoyo told them, "The moon doesn't have gravity as strong as our planet. We're supposed to be floating but we're not."
"Hmmmm...." Sakura and Syaoran chorused.
Tomoyo snapped her fingers, a light bulb popping out of her head. "And we shouldn't be able to breathe!" she said, smiling at her friends. "There's no oxygen and we'll probably die."
"NO! I don't want to die!" Sakura wailed, biting her lower lip.
"Don't worry Sakura-chan. I'm sure the author won't let us die out here. The author will think of something," she reassured her best friend, "Now now....it's alright...Come on, cry in my arms."
Sakura sweatdropped. "But Tomoyo-chan..." she replied, "I'm....I'm not crying. O.o; "
Tomoyo blushed. "Oops! Sorry Sakura-chan! I just wanted to be there for you! ^__^ " Tomoyo emphasized too her best friend, a huge embarrassed grin spreading across her face.
Syaoran crossed his arms. "Why the hell did we end up here anyway?" he groaned angrily, looking up at the heavens as if it contained the answer to his question.
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 5: Lactose, Impose, Repose, Repose, Depose, Decompose, Prozzac
By: Mysfaer-chan
Suddenly, a door opened out of thin air and a funny-looking security guard stepped out of the doorway. The funny-looking security guard stared at the kids. The kids stared at the funny-looking security guard. Then all of them screamed.
After their screaming contest, Tomoyo gave her friends a triumphant look. "I told you she'll do something!" Tomoyo exclaimed happily, "My hunches are never wrong."
Syaoran sighed heavily. "That's what I was afraid of...." he mumbled as he watched the funny-looking security guard approach them. "WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING HERE?! Can't you see this is a planetarium?!" he demanded, his funny-looking face looking even funnier with his thick eyebrows and beard that looked like a mustache .
Syaoran was about to answer when he felt Sakura tug on his arm. He looked at her skeptically. Sakura pointed above his head, an anxious look on her face. "H..H--Hoeeeee......Syaoran-kun..." she stammered, her brows twitching.
Everyone looked up, even the funny-looking man. A huge steel post was falling in their direction at a high speed, heading towards Syaoran!
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Syaoran bellowed, grabbing the surprised Sakura's hand and dragging her towards the door, closely followed by Tomoyo. Steel posts showered Syaoran's trail until they reached the other side of the doorway. Without thinking, Syaoran slammed the door shut and locked it, leaning against the panel of wood in relief.
"Dammit...," he growled in fury, panting a little, looking up at the ceiling towards the heavens again as if it would hear him.
Meanwhile, Tomoyo and Sakura were gaping at him.
"What?"
Sakura laughed apprehensively. "The...security guard....he's still inside..." Sakura stuttered, scratching her cheek. All of them grew silent.
Tomoyo smiled at her friends in reassurance. "Maybe the author will think of something." she suggested, a small grin forming on her lips.
Syaoran buried his face in his palms. "Now I'm really worried." he moaned, his cheeks flushed.
Sakura scratched her head, her eyes as small as dots. "This is really weird." she observed.
"You just realized that???!" somebody yelled from behind their backs. The trio lifted their heads in unison. Sakura's eyes lit up.
It was Meiling!
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 6: You Should Get Bored By Now
By: Mysfaer-chan
"You think you're going to go on with this story without me?!" Meiling snapped, "There's nothing to fear! Meiling's here! Ohohohoho!"
"Yeah right," Syaoran muttered, "Like your helping now."
Meiling kicked Syaoran hard on the junk and Syaoran had to let out a howl of pain.
"STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!" Sakura cried out. Then she looked at Meiling hopefully. "Do you know where we are, Meiling-chan?"
Meiling shook her head but pointed towards a door, that's basically all they could see in the area. "Maybe the answer lies behind that door!" she said confidently. All of them marched towards the door except for Syaoran, who jumped his way beside Sakura with a sour face.
"Why do these things always have to happen to me..." he garbled loudly.
"Maybe because you're asking for it Li-kun," Tomoyo retorted with a grin. Syaoran shot Tomoyo a warning look, who just snickered.
Meiling pushed Sakura towards the door. "You open it, Sakura," she ordered.
"Hoe! Why me?"
"Come on, it's just a door! Just do it!" Meiling encouraged, flashing her most reassuring smile.
Sakura gave in and nodded hesitantly. She slowly reached for the doorknob but to their bewilderment, the door flew open.
Yamazaki stood in the doorway, wearing a pink tutu complete with a pink laced ribbon on his head.
"I'm not surprised to see you all here! I've come to the rescue to give bring you good cheer!" he said nonchalantly, propping up is second finger in Sakura's face, who backed away a bit.
"Who the hell are you to say that crap?! Can't you see we need a map?!" Meiling retorted then snapped her mouth shut and blinked.
"Wow Meiling-chan, that was a great rhyme! I hope I could that too with time!" Sakura said in amazement, she covered her mouth, completely baffled.
"Oh Sakura-chan you sound cute! I wish I had a parachute!" she sighed dreamily. Everyone looked at her strangely. Tomoyo laughed in embarrassment.
Yamazaki started to waltz around the group like a complete moron.
"You idiots should start following the rules! Because you're in a mission so stop whining like fools!" he announced, twirling around like a frustrated ballerina, "A four-eyed boy was kidnapped by a dirty old hag! And very soon his belly would sag!" He once again entered the wide open doorway and pranced off into the horizon. "So you better run off my little friends! And you chestnut-haired boy do something about your split-ends!" Then he danced off laughing hysterically and faded as the light seemed to swallow him up.
"SPLIT-ENDS???!!!!" Syaoran roared. He stomped towards the other side of the door, destroying the small innocent flowers. "Some good cheer he brought us," he muttered sarcastically.
Meiling, Sakura, and Tomoyo followed, trying to hide their amusement despite the huge grin on their faces.
Sakura turned to Meiling, her cheeks flushed. "What are we supposed to do again?" she asked, scratching her head.
"First let's find a boy with four eyes and fight a filthy freak."
"HOE! How do you know there won't be a leak?"
Meiling whapped Sakura on the head. "Argh! STOP RHYMING! Let's get going!!!" she shrieked before Sakura could reply and ran off, followed closely by her three companions.
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"Meiling, are you sure we're going in the right direction?" Syaoran asked with a frown, staring disgustingly at a tree that had different underwear designs for fruits. One of them had Clow Read designs.
Meiling nodded. "Ofcourse I am! Can't you read the sign?!" she pointed at a signboard at the entrance of the forest that read 'THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY YOU IDIOT'.
Meiling placed her hands over her hips and laughed. "I told you we'll get there in no time!"
Syaoran frowned. "Then why don't you go ahead and get that four-eyed boy whoever he is right this minute so we could get it over with?!" he sneered, crossing his arms.
POOF!
To their shock, a tub appeared in front of them. Inside the tub was a black-haired boy with glasses who was rubbing his skin with soap. He seemed to be unaware of the four people who was staring at him. The boy looked awfully familiar....
"I'm a....slaaaaaaaaave.....for youuuuuuuuuu!!!! Ah!" Eriol sang loudly, making panting noises, noticing how drafty the air had become all of a sudden. He decided to sing a different tune. " It's raining cute descendants! Hallelujah! It's raining cute descendants! Hallelujah!" He continued to sing, wiggling inside his tub as the four on-lookers watched completely speechless.
Syaoran couldn't take it anymore. He whacked Eriol's head silly. "Oi!"
Eriol stopped singing when he recognized the voice. He turned to stare back at his small audience. All were quiet for a moment.
"Freak." Syaoran muttered, glaring at Eriol.
"Are you getting on to me?" Eriol teased.
"No. Just paranoid." Syaoran muttered.
"Tsk. Tsk. You should learn to control your temper, cute descendant."
"And you should learn how to sing you freak."
" WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!"
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"Hey, where are we now?" Sakura blinked, thoroughly confused.
"It looks like our narrator did it again," Syaoran muttered through gritted teeth. "This is getting stupid. The next thing I know, we're going to see an ugly bastard that sings worse than Eriol."
Tomoyo looked around. She has seen this place before....
A thought struck her mind. Uh-oh, she thought.
"Okay. I won't." Tomoyo replied with a huge sweatdrop, and looked ahead of her, "You better not turn around then."
Everyone followed Tomoyo's gaze out of curiosity and to their dismay, a purple dinosaur was waving at them perkily from a small hill not so far away. "I love you! You love me! Come to me kids! Let's have fun!" it goofily sang out loud, prancing with the cheesy music that suddenly echoed through their ears.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" they all screamed as the demon chased them throughout the meadow.
After a few hours of chasing, they lost the ugly-purple-too-ugly-to-even-mention-its-name. However, they found themselves lost again.
"Where the hell are we now?!!!" Meiling shouted to the heavens.
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 7: Lord of the Cows
By: Mysfaer-chan
"Pap pa pap paparap pap pap pap pap...2-3-4 tell the people what she wore!" Eriol sang as he walked merrily beside Tomoyo, who was currently covering her ears with her eyes tightly shut, "It waaas an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bokini! That she wore for the first time todaa~ay! An itsy bitsy teen weeny yellow polka dot bikini...so in the locker she wanted to stay, 2-3-4, stick around I'll tell you more!"
Syaoran moaned out loud, covering his own ears. " Please....somebody kill this guy," he prayed, muttering incoherently beside Sakura.
"It was an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot...."
"We GET IT ALREADY so SHUT UP!" Syaoran barked angrily, rudely interrupting the song, thoroughly scaring all the birds out of their nests in the forest.
Eriol stopped singing and smiled tauntingly at Syaoran, a glint in his eye. "How come? It was a cute song!" he replied gleefully.
Meiling rolled her eyes. "No wonder they didn't give you any character song," Meiling scoffed, narrowing her eyes into tiny slits at Eriol, who was just walking ahead of her.
Sakura walked up to Eriol innocently. "An itsy bitsy what?" she asked curiously.
Before Eriol could answer, Syaoran cut in between them. "An itsy bitsy spider," he replied, not sure why he even said it.
Sakura's eyes lit up stupidly. "You mean the one that went up the water spout?" she beamed at him.
"Yeah. Then down came the rain and washed the spider out," Syaoran answered with a nod, trying to remember his nursery rhymes.
"HOE! Poor Spider! But then out came the sun and dried up all the rain!"
"Right. And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again."
Sakura clapped her hands joyously. "YAY! The poor spider ain't poor anymore coz' it was able to go up the water spout!" she rejoiced, quite happy with herself.
Meiling slapped her forehead, fighting the urge to whap everybody's head. "I'm gonna lose my brain just watching them," she sighed heavily as she trailed behind her cousin. Tomoyo snickered in amusement.
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Meanwhile, back in Tomoeda...
Touya woke up that lazy afternoon feeling really weird. His hands didn't feel right, his feet didn't feel right---in fact, everything didn't feel right. He groggily sat up and looked at his desk mirror. He froze when he saw his reflection.
'Oh. My. Gawd...' he thought in pure bewilderment.
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" he bellowed in shock and passed out.
Outside the Kinomoto residence, it just so happened that Yukito was passing by. He heard the loud muffled holler inside the Kinomoto House and halted in his tracks.
"Did I just hear someone say moo?" he frowned, looking up in Touya's window. His stomach growled desperately, "Come to think of it, I'm kinda hungry." he laughed at himself. Touya wouldn't mind a surprise visit now, would he? Yukito chuckled and entered the front door and found the door miraculously unlocked.
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"Uh-oh."
"Whats the problem, Sakura-san?" Eriol asked, placing his hand over his friend's shoulder. Behind them, Syaoran growled. "Grrrrrrr......" his voice threatened, feeling like a green-eyed monster.
"Big brother's in trouble..." she replied, fidgeting her fingers uncomfortably. She looked down at the ground.
Syaoran's brows met. "Four-eyed freak, you're the fortune-teller around here. You should know what's going to happen next," he snapped at the pale-skinned, who turned to face him with a patient smile.
"I gave half of my power to Sakura-san's father in Manga # 11, remember?" he replied calmly.
"Oh right. That's because your past life form was stupid enough to goof off with his magic," he pointed out, "Besides, what is Meiling doing here when she only appeared in the series?"
Meiling whapped Syaoran's head from behind. " BAKA! You dare question my presence?!!" she demanded, whapping her cousin's head again, "And don't speak about our ancestors like that! What if Auntie hears you?!"
Syaoran rubbed his newly formed bump on his head. "She's not here remember?" he mumbled, "And what was THAT for?!" He glanced at Sakura who was still stuck in her trance, much to his relief.
Eriol chuckled. "Oh. I don't mind at all!" he winked at both of them, sending shivers all over Meiling and Syaoran's spine.
"On second thought..." Meiling started, her brows twitching, "....KILL HIM!!!!!"
"Yeah!" Syaoran agreed, pulling out his sword with Meiling running after him as they chased the chuckling Eriol throughout their journey in the forest while Tomoyo and Sakura lagged behind.
"Uh-oh."
"Sakura-chan, you've been saying that since the last '^_^ ^_^ ^_^' !"
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A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 8: Of Cows, Milk, and Syaoran
Note: This Chapter is not really that funny....I just need an excuse to have another chapter...heheheheheheheh......(:D
By: Mysfaer-chan
"Lookies! HOE! It's my house! It's ACTUALLY my house! YAAAY! We're finally here!!!!"
Sakura excitedly ran towards the front door of her residence and invited her friends inside the house. She led them to the living room and waited for them settle themselves comfortably.
Meiling slouched down the couch. "Yeah....we didn't eat the whole time we were walking!" she complained, feeling her stomach growl angrily at her. She sighed in dismay. The rest nodded in agreement.
"I'll go prepare something for us. I'm really hungry!" she announced, running towards the kitchen. On the way, she grabbed her apron and placed it n her body. Then she proceeded, thinking of what food she would make for all of them.
When Sakura stepped into the kitchen, a surprised look swept across her face. "HOE!" she shrieked, trying to regain her composure, "YUKITO-SAN!"
Yukito was holding a butcher-knife while a cow was mercilessly tied at the kitchen counter.
"HOE????" she exclaimed, looking from the cow to Yukito.
Yukito smiled at her gently. "Oh, hello Sakura-chan! The refrigerator barely had any food and I saw this cow unconscious in your brother's room," he explained, the knife gleaming in his pale hand. Sakura glanced at the cow, that she noticed had its eyes wide open.
"MOOOOOOOO! MOOOOOOO!" it cried out frantically.
Sakura's stomach growled hoarsely and she slumped on the nearest chair. "What are you going to prepare, Yukito-san?" she asked, standing up quickly and walking towards him, her face a bit flushed, "Can I please help?"
Yukito grinned, resting a hand on Sakura's head. "It's ok. I can handle it," he replied, shaking his head, "I'll prepare something delicious out of cow's meat. You could wait in the living room," he offered willingly.
"Oh wow! But the poor cow..." Sakura whispered softly. Her stomach growled again and she let out a sigh of defeat. "Ok, I'll wait Yukito-san..."
Yukito chuckled in amusement, sharpening the edge of his butcher-knife, its blade gleaming among the rays of the afternoon sun. "This will do!" he exclaimed in content, checking the knife in all sides just in case.
"MOOOOOO! MOOOOOO! MOOOoOoOOoO!!!!!" the cow cried out. Touya panicked. 'They're going to eat me!' he thought in disbelief. He closed his eyes, waiting for the harsh object to slash through his loose patched skin.
"DON'T KILL THAT COW!"
Yukito, Sakura, and the cow cocked their heads toward the door. It was Syaoran!
The cow exhaled gratefully. "Mooooo......" it sighed. Touya felt relieved. 'That brat's not bad after all...' he thought, gazing eagerly at Syaoran who was slowly approaching him.
"Syaoran-kun?" Sakura asked completely baffled.
Syaoran examined the cow, studying it from the head to the tail. "Maybe we could get milk from it first," he suggested, rubbing his fingers on his chin.
Yukito beamed delightfully. "I never thought of that!" his voice rang throughout the room. He raided the cabinets below the sink, "Now where's that pail....I know it's in here somewhere!"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!"
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Thanks to fate and the narrator, Touya the cow managed to break free of the chains he was bounded until his slaughter. He rapidly ran out to the streets, with Yukito and the rest chasing after him close behind.
"MOOOO! MOOOOO!" he cried out. Touya felt that he couldn't just run away forever. There must be a way to tell them! then, an idea hit him. He ran towards the forest behind their house and stopped in his tracks.
"MOOOOOOO!" he wailed, exerting all his effort to draw some Japanese characters spelling his name on the soft ground of soil. Everyone watched in amazement.
Sakura was the only one brave enough to approach the cow and read what it had drawn. She gasped.
She turned to the cow. "Brother?!!!"
"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" the cow cried out victoriously.
Sakura squealed in delight as she hugged the cow. "WAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm sorrrrryyyyy!!!! We almost ate my BROTHER!!!!!!" she wailed.
Yukito dropped the knife and slowly staggered towards the cow, looking very guilty. "I'm sorry...." he bowed really low, "I was hungry and I didn't notice....oh Touya!" Yukito looked sober, but the cow mooed reassuringly.
"TOUYAAAAA!" he snuffled, embracing the cow in his arms. They were about to head back to the Kinomoto Residence when all of a sudden, Eriol halted in his tracks with a strange expression on his face.
All eyes turned to Eriol.
"Eriol-kun?" Sakura uttered, waving a hand in front of his face. However, Eriol didn't budge at all.
Eriol stood frozen, his face gradually turning green.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 9: Eriol Becomes a Mother?!!!
By: Mysfaer-chan
"I'm gonna hurl...." Eriol said, covering his mouth with both his hands. His face was paler than usual.
"WHAAAAAT?!" Everyone screamed in unison, except for Touya who was only able to moo.
To everyone's astonishment and disbelief, Eriol turned his back at everyone and vomited right there and then. Everybody watched in horror, especially when all the earthworms suddenly emerged out of the soil trying to save their dear lives from the disgusting mess.
When he was finished, Eriol turned around to face them. His stomach started growing large and in a matter of seconds, its size was way bigger than a basketball. Everyone blinked, their mouths dropping open.
"Whoa! That was freaky fast," Meiling's eyes bulged.
Eriol placed a hand on his cheek and blushed. "Goodness, I'm going to have a baby!" he said proudly, petting his huge stomach.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!"
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
"Mirror mirror on the wall, what's the freakiest of them all?!"
Kaho sat back in her cushioned chair, gazing at her magical mirror in complete boredom. An old woman appeared from the other side of the mirror and cackled:
Down by the forest, in the nearby city of Tomoeda
Where cherry blossoms bloom
And exists a boy carrying an ofuda
A young man with glasses whose heart loom
Is going to give birth and the question remains: Who's the groom?
Kaho leaned forward, her ears perking from the chant her magical mirror had cackled. She couldn't believe what she just heard! She just had to know the details!
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's this man who's baby shall...er....fall?! O.O " she chanted, spreading her arms. She really didn't know why she mentioned the last word but it did rhyme with 'wall', so there's no big deal with that.
The old woman in the other side of the woman cackled yet again:
The young man you kidnapped with hair as black as ebony
He's the one called Eriol, and I can assure you he...*pause*...is not a phony.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!!" she screamed, piercing the air inside the room, causing the mirror into break into a million pieces. "ERIOOOOOOOOOOOL??????!!!!!!"
Nakuru hopped inside the room holding a tray containing cups of hot chocolate. She was in her usual sunny mood. "What about Eriol-sama?!" she asked eagerly. Spinel flew into the room, looking for something to read. "Did he dump you agaaaaaaaaaaiiiiin????????"
"We're going to Japan. Right now!"
"Why?" Spinel queried, feeling duller than ever.
"Eriol is pregnant," Kaho answered abruptly, but her heart was totally freaked out.
*Kaho glares at the narrator, giving her a that-was-a-bad-idea look*
*The narrator grins and gives Kaho a wait-till-I-write-the-next-chapters look*
Suppi paused. "So Eriol-sama.....he's WHAT?!" his huge eyes almost popped out at the realization caused by his slow analysis at that moment.
Nakuru jumped around excitedly. "OOOOOOOH!!!!! I hope it's a girl!!!" she squealed idiotically.
A big whack echoed through the mansion that one quiet night in Europe. The fogs slowly cleared, signaling mocking streams of time to.....(????)....what the heck. Nakuru just got a major whack from Kaho. Period.
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 10: Insanity Bishies!
Written by: Mysfaer-chan
*static*
*BEEEEEEP!*
The Naaaaaaameeee Gaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sing along folks! *narrator starts dancing like a total idiot*
Come on everybody!
I say let's play a ga~ame!
ASIFIFUMUFATA...blahblahblah....everybody here! (SO WHAT IF I CAN'T REMEMBER LINES?!!!)
SCREW IT....LET'S JUST GET ON WITH IT BABY!!!!! >:D
Audience: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!! o^O^o
*Syaoran starts to dance on stage, shaking his already messed hair wildly like a rock dude*
Syaoran Fans: SYAORAN SYAORAN BOBAORAN BANANAFANAFOFAORAN FIFAW MOMAORAN!
ALL: SYAOOOOOORAN!
*Eriol prances on stage wearing a tuxedo*
Clow Read Fangirl: HEY! THIS IS NOT A BALLROOM!!!!!
Eriol: Is it bad? ^_^
Eriol Fangirls: *mobs the poor Clow Read Fangirl*
Eriol: *tears his tuxedo and shakes his body like a madman wearing only his boxers!*
Eriol Fangirls: ERIOL ERIOL BO BERIOL BANANA FANA FO FERIOL FIFAW MOMERIOL! *shrieeeeeeeeeeeek* WOOOOHOOOO!
Eriol Fangirl # 1: Ohhhhhhhhh.......*faint* *bliss bliss*
ALL: EE~ERIOL!
*Yue strides on stage, wearing hippie clothes and frowns*
Yue Fangirls: YUE YUE BOBUE BANANA FANA FOFUE FIFAW MOMUE!
ALL: YUE!
*Yue glares at the screaming fangirls, frozen in his place, refusing to move*
Yue: I am NOT going to do this.
Yue Fangirl # 1: AWWWWWW.......He's shyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yue Fangirl # 2: DANCE LIKE THIS YUE-CHAAAAN! *shakes her butt, facing it towards Yue*
Syaoran Fan # 1 (to Syaoran Fan # 2): Are all Yue freaks like that?!!!!! *face faults*
Syaoran Fan # 2 (to Syaoran Fan # 1): Yup.
Narrator: LET'S DO IT AGAIN YUE FANGIRLS! UNTIL YUE SHOWS US HIS MOOOOOVES!
Yue Fangirls: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! YUUE! YUUUE! YUUUE!!!!!!!
Yue: *crosses his arms, veins popping all over him*
Yue Fangirls: YUE!!!! YUEE!!! *waves Yue banners and signboards* YUUUE!!!!!!
Yue: *sighs heavily* Fine. *glares at the Narrator* If something goes wrong, you won't live to continue this fanfic. *GLAAAAAARE* >:!
Narrator: *sweatdrop* ^^;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Yue: *walks on the middle of the stage and starts pointing his finger everywhere, snapping his shoulders and head in random directions*
Yue Fangirls: GOOOOOO YUUUUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yue Fanboys: OUR DREAMBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yue Fangirls: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Yue Fangirls and Fanboys: YUE YUE BOBUE BANANA FANA FOFUE FIFAW MOMUE!
ALL: YUUUU~E!!!!
Yue: *stomps offstage muttering, dragging a banjo that was thrown to him by the audience*
Narrator: SO WHO'S NEEEEXT?????!!!!! COME OUT TOUYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Touya: *enters the stage while he was tap-dancing* CALL ME A MOO! I'VE GOT A NOISY SHOE! *huge fake grin*
All: ===silence=== *huge sweatdrop* lol;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Touya: WHAT?! *throws his cane backstage and glares at the narrator* I TOLD you this was a STUPID idea! >_<;;;;;
Touya Fangirls: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! TOUYAAAA-KUUUN!!!!!! o^O^o
Narrator: You were saying? *evil grin* >:)
Touya: *mutters* *puts on his fake grin and starts tap-dancing again* (:D
Touya Fangirls: TOUYA TOUYA MOMOYA BANANA FANA FOFOFOYA! FIFAOMOMOYA!!!!!!!!
ALL: TOUU~UYA!
Touya: *accidentally trips and falls offstage and gets swarmed over by Touya fangirls*
Touya: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! >O< SAVE MEEE!
Yukito: *rushes out the backstage wearing a playboy bunny suit* TOUYAAAAAAAA!!!! *SOB*
Yukito Fangirl # 1: Ah...ONE! Ah-TWO! Ah-THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukito Fangirls: YUKITO YUKITO BUBUKITO BANANA FANA FUFUKITO FIFAW MUMUKITO!!!!!!!!!
ALL (except the Touya and T+Y Fans): YUKI~TO!
Touya and Yukito Fangirls and Fanboys: TOUYA IS YUKI-BABY'S PROPERTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pulls out their guns and starts shooting the Touya fans, who swarms the Touya-Yukito fans and tries to grab the guns for themselves*
Fujitaka: *peeps from backstage* Is it my turn yet?? ^_^
Narrator: *sighs* *grabs the mike and turns it to a full volume* AND HERE COMES FUJITAKAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *in the midst of guns and screams*
Fujitaka: *starts running around the stage waving at his fans*
Fujitaka Fangirls: *EEEEEEEEEK!!!!* He's da man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator: GO!!!!!!!!
Fujitaka Fangirls: *screams at the top of their lungs* FUJITAKA FUJITAKA MOMITAKA BANANA FANA FOFITAKA FIFAW MOMITAKA!!!!!!!!!!
ALL(except the Touya and Y+T Fans who were still killing each other): FUJITAKA!!!!!
Fujitaka Fangirl # 2: WRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! MR THUNG ISH TOOOIIIIDDD!!!!!!! @_@
Narrator: What?! O_o
Fujitaka Fagirl # 3: Her tongue is tied!!!!! Fujitaka-chan's name is SOOO LOOOONG!!!!!!!
Narrator: Oh. O_O:;;;
Sakura Fan # 1: HEEEEEY!!!!!! You're supposed to be MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!
Fujitaka Fan #1: Buzz off! He's wife DEAD!!!!!! DEAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!! *shrieks and jumps around like a possessed lunatic*
Syaoran Fan # 1 (To Sakura Fan # 1): Hey, you're not supposed to be here! This a CCS Bishounen Insanity Asylum!
Sakura Fan # 1: Oops. Did I mention I was also a Syaoran Fan? ^____^
Syaoran Fan # 1: FORGIVEN!!!!!!!!! SYAAOOORAN! SYAAOOORAN!!!!!! ^O^o
Syaoran: *grabs the mike from the narrator* I LOOOOVE YOU SAKURAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! XD
Yue: *summons his arrows and starts shooting the CCS Fans randomly* T____T
Yue Fangirl # 16906: *gets hit by one of Yue's arrows* I've been hit by Yue-samaa! I'll never forget this day! ::heart heart:: *drops dead*
Fujitaka: *bangs his head on a steel post and smashes his glasses, and he ends up with a blurry vision walking with his arms straight forward as he walked like a zombie on stage*
Fujitaka Fangirls: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! FUJI-CHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! >O<
Narrator: *grabs the mike back and glares at the fighting T+Y and Touya fans, some were already shot dead* WILL YOU STOP IT?!!!!!!!!!! >O<
Touya Fan: *shoots the narrator*
Narrator: AAAAHHHHHHH! *drops dead* X_x
Then, complete chaos breaks out the dome.....
Clow Read: Hey! hey! You can't die YET! You haven't introduced me yet!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOO!
Narator: X_x
Yue: She's dead. Live with it. T_T
Clow Read: But I can't live with it! I'm DEAD!!!!!!
Yue: Then deal with it.
Clow Read Fans: CLOW READ CLOW READ BOW BOWREAD BANANAFANA FOWFOWREAD FIFAY MOMOW READ! CLOOOOW REAAAD!
Even more chaos breaks out the dome....
Syaoran: *gets fed up by the noise* RAAAAAAAAAAAAIII TEEEEEEIIII SHOOOOOOUUUU RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIII! >O<;;;;;;;;;;;
Now there were no more dome, fangirls, fanboys, and CCS bishies---only one ultimate survivor was left...
Yue Fanboy: Where's YUUUE??????!!!!!! YUEEE????! OH I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU! *picks up a gun from one of the corpses and shoots himself* Eck! XP
> 3!
> 2!
> 1!
> BEEEEEEP!!!!!!
EEEEERIOOOOOOOOOOL-SAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! II LOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUU!!!!!! TOUYA-KUUUUUUN!!!!! YUUUUUUUEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! OHOHOHO! HEE HAW HEE HAW!!!!
*coughs* Okay, now that I've gotten those vocabulary out of my brain system...Moving on! Moving on! (:D
To Be Continued!
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 11: When Yue and a Pedophile Collides
By: Mysfaer-chan
Note: Um....this part kinda turned out more weird than funny...O.o;;
The sound of an ambulance echoed through the crowded streets and pricked through everyone's ear.
The resident doctor examined the patient and spun around to face the one who brought Eriol in the emergency room. Several pairs of eyes stared expectantly at the doctor. Eriol gazed up at the doctor from his stretcher, a smile creeping over his face. "Well doctor?" he queried.
The doctor coughed and cleared his throat loudly. "Son, you're going to have a baby..." he told Eriol, uncomfortably, "Congratulations."
Eriol blushed. "Why...thank you doctor," he replied coolly. Tomoyo help Eriol's hand and sqeezed it tight. "You're going to be a mother now, Eriol-kun! Oh! I'm so happy for you!" Tomoyo smiled at him sweetly.
Everybody in the room sweatdropped.
"This is freaky, " Sakura slipped, feeling a bit dizzy from the surprising twist of events.
Meiling nodded, equally exasperated. "For once, you realize it immediately."
Syaoran crossed his arms. "Who wouldn't?!" he said in disgust. "Serves him right. Now he's a male preggy."
"Syaoran-kun!!!!"
The patient beside Eriol started having seizures. "A pregnant boy?!!!!!!! What's this world coming to?!!!!" the old man roared hoarsely, jumping out of his own stretcher and ran around the emergency room, dragging his dextrose with him. Almost all the nurses chased him in panic as he headed towards the window, still laughing wildly. A few seconds later, the old man had leapt towards the window, banged his head on the glass, and died.
After the racket, the doctor turned back to speak to the group. "S-so..." he stammered, feeling a little bit silly, "Who's the father of the child?"
Silence.
Still silence.
Deathly silence.
"NOT ME! NOT ME! NOT ME! NOT ME! NOT ME! I DIDN'T DO IT! I SWEAAAAAR!!!!!" Syaoran cried out.
All eyes turned to Syaoran. Sakura narrowed her eyes. "We never said anything yet, Syaoran-kun....." she trailed off, crossing her arms over her chest.
Syaoran felt stupid. "Oh," he replied, realizing that all eyes were looking at him suspiciously, "What?!"
Eriol grinned. "Honey!" he teased.
It took all of Syaoran strength to refrain from grabbing the nearest stretcher and whacking it over Eriol's head.
The doctor cleared his throat again. "Are you..."
"I SAID NOT ME! NOT ME! NOT MEEEEEEEEEEE! WAAAAHHH!!!!" Syaoran screamed as Yukito held him back by the arms to stop him from jumping out the window himself. "I'M NOT THE FATHEEEEEEEEEER!"
A huge sweatdrop formed on everybody's head.
Sakura tried to pacify the Chinese boy. "He hasn't finished the sentence yet Syaoran-kun...." she stuttered, giving a small yet suspicious laugh.
Sakura turned to Tomoyo, her eyes brightening. "Tomoyo-chan....hI've been wondering....Papa and Mama sleep beside each other right? Is that how a person gets pregnant?" she asked innocently. Tomoyo nodded mischievously.
"TOMOYO!!!!!"
Suddenly, Yukito transformed into Yue, casting a spell on Syaoran for him to fall asleep. He gave Syaoran to Sakura, and she cuddled him in her arms and lap as one of the nurses offered them a seat. "Baka baka baka!" she scolded the chest-nut haired boy softly.
Yue turned to the doctor, while the doctor backed away from him, his white coat falling off in one shoulder.
Yue stared expressionlessly at the doctor. "I'm the father."
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
"WHAAAAAT?!!!!" Sakura screamed and passed out. Luckily, Tomoyo successfully caught her.
"MOOOO?!!!!" the cow cried out, instantly turning him back to his human form. Touya felt his cheeks and stared at the nearest mirror. A huge grin formed on his face. "I'm human! I'm human! I'm human agaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiin!!!!!!!!" he rejoiced, cheerfully hopping around the emergency room.
A few moments later, somebody slammed the door in the emergency room open.
"YOU'RE NOT THE FATHER!!!!!!!!!"
It was Kaho!
Nakuru skipped inside as she followed Kaho around the emergency room. "WoW!"she said in amazement, "How'd that happen?! We never even rode a plane! ^O^"
Spinel hid expertly inside Nakuru's bag, trying not to be suffocated by pushing away the unnecessary things in squeezing him inside the bag.
Yue smirked. "You haven't changed."
"You too."
"Hmpf."
"How many times have you slept with Eriol-sama?"
"Pedophile."
"Look who's talking," Kaho shot back with a sly smile.
"Yue's talking!!!!! It's YUUUUEEEEEE!!!!!!" Sakura suddenly screamed out of the blue and passed out again.
Meiling slapped both her cheeks. "Tell me I'm dreaming....tellmeimdreamingtellmeimdreaming," she muttered rather desperately.
Kaho turned to the doctor and smiled. "Doctor, I'm the father!" she insisted, slapping a handful of bills on his face. Yue glared at her. She glared back. Then they started to wrestle on the floor.
"TAKE THAT! *BAM* and THAT! *BAM!*"
"BITCH. *WHACK*"
Everyone watched in astonishment as the long-haired bimbos beat the crap out of each other. Touya skipped by them happily. "WHHHEEEEE!!!! I'M HUMAN! Can't you see??? I'm human!!!!" he said cheerfully and he hopped from one foot to another down the aisle of stretchers.
Suddenly, Eriol started to grunt. "It's coming out! It's coming out!!!!!!" the nurses screamed.
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Hours later....
"IT'S A BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"That's not a ball. That looks like the Float Card. ^_^ "
"OOOOOOOH!!!!!! It looks like a condom!!!!!!"
"A condom???"
"Oh, I think it looks like Kero-chan's head."
"How the hell did a ball manage to come out of there????" Meiling yelped. She glanced at Sakura and Syaoran, who were both unconscious beside each other on a stretcher,. She marched towards the stretcher and whapped Syaoran and Sakura's head silly. "Will you two WAKE UP???!!!!!"
Their eyes flew open and stared right into each other. They both jumped out of the stretcher blushing.
Sakura turned to the her best friend who had a sly grin on her face. "Hoe! I slept beside Syaoran-kun! Wait....Will I get pregnant now?" she asked innocently. Syaoran fell over.
Meiling pointed an accusing finger at the doctor. "You're a QUACK!" she yelled in fury.
Tomoyo pulled out her videotape and started to film eagerly. "Ohohohohoho!" she giggled, "I hope I could make a movie out of this!"
"ACHHOOOO!"
Chaos had broken out in the emergency room. Will our heroes return to their supposedly normal selves? Or will it remain otherwise? And who the hell sneezed??? Find out in our next episode of......^_^
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 12: Weithering Heights
By: Mysfaer-chan
Weithering Heights Sequence 1: Wei Commercial
Narrator: Have you ever heard something so amazing like this?!
Wei: "Syaoran-sama."
Narrator: How about something sooo magnificent like this?!!
Wei: "SYAORAN-SAMA!"
Narator: Well you could say it too! Coz Wei is the man, the rules! Wei is da man coz' he's way too cool for all of you idiots! Way to go, Wei! Spend a night with Wei for 1-dollar and you'll have a handsome chinese boy banging on your door in no time! >:D If you choose Wei, you'll always be okay! ^___~
Yamazaki on a tutu *prances like a mental retard*: Dial 666 and look for Li Yelan for inquiries and details! Also, get a playboy magazine in your mails! So don't forget to call if you desire! Before our Wei starts to expire!
Background singers: Alwaaaaa~aaays Weeeeeee~iiiiiiii!!!!!!! vov
*off screen*
Rika: *dials 666* ^_^
Chiharu: What are doing? T_T
Rika: I want my Wei! ^_^
Sakura: Rika-chan...I know you like older men but this is ridiculous! O.o;
Weithering Heights Sequence 2: Song Parody
To the tune of "It's a Small World"....this is going to get dirty...
Chorus:
It's a Syaoran-sama World After All!
It's a Syaoran-sama World After All!
It's a Syaoran-sama World After All!
It's a Syaoran-sama....Syaoran-sama..world!!
It's a world of Syaoran-sama and a world of fears
Li Yelan comes by and strips in front of peers
There's so much Wei could share,
But tonight he's aware!
His master's mom showed lots of hair!!!
(Repeat Chorus)
It's a world of trays and Wei's hair is gray!
Syaoran loves him so but he'll die someday!
Wei is full of love
And tonight he got a glove
In his funeral they'll release a dove!!!
(Repeat Chorus)
(And if you're bored, sing the whole song again and again until all your
hair turns white and your teeth decays of bad breath)
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 13: Catch That Ball!
By: Mysfaer-chan
Warning: If you're totally green-minded, go on. If things like these would offend you, then proceed to the next chapter. Oh...and there's yaoi in here so if you don't like it....skip this chapter...O.O;
"WHAT?!"
Eriol gave Syaoran a worried smile. "It's just that...my ball...er...baby...is missing," he said in a miraculous calm voice.
Syaoran frowned. "Maybe it deflated or whatever...heck, I don't care a single bit," he muttered. Meiling whapped Syaoran's head and crossed her hands.
Eriol turned to Meiling but before he could speak, Meiling whapped Eriol on the head. "Be contented with your OWN balls!!!" she shrieked in complete annoyance.
Sakura lifted her head from the book she was eagerly reading "When Balls start to Bounce". "Hoe??? But Eriol-kun's ball is missing right:? How could he have another ball?" she asked, totally confused.
"It's nothing really, Sakura!" Syaoran answered quickly, flashing her a reassuring grin. Sakura looked doubtful but believed him anyway, reading the book she had planned on finishing that day.
"That's an interesting book you're reading Sakura-chan." Eriol remarked, letting out a chuckle.
Sakura grinned. "I know! I didn't know balls could bounce so fast when men starts to dribble on them!" she exclaimed brightly. She noticed Syaoran and Meiling's jaw dropping open. She sweatdropped. "Um...hoe?? Why are you looking at me like that???"
Syaoran shook his head violently. "N-nothing! We were just thinking of something else!" he said, stomping on Meiling's foot. Meiling let out a scream. "OUCH!!!" she complained, whapping Syaoran's head silly.
Meanwhile, Tomoyo placed her own book that read "Shoot the Balls" on a nearby table. "You..." she began, but all of a sudden, the door to their room flew open with a loud bang. And in the doorway, was Kaho!
"Girls come with me! I can't stop Yue from shooting the physicians to death!"
Sakura felt a lot of questions marks popping around her. "Hoe? Why?"
"They're gonna turn Yue into a *real* man!" Kaho explained, making her most dramatic face.
The three girls inside the room stood up out of curiosity and followed their teacher, while the two young men were left. Syaoran prayed to his gods to shut up his companion.
"Cute descendant..."
"Don't start with me..." he growled, backing away from him with his fists both clenched.
After a few hours, the girls tramped towards the room where they left their two male friends. They immediately halted when they heard some commotions coming from the other side of the door....
"I want my ball, cute descendant...."
"NO! You can't have it!"
"Oh please don't do this to me...."
"Yes I will! I've always wanted to do *pant* this you bastard! So shut up!"
*BAM* *CRASH* *grunt* *groan* *mooaan*
"Whatever balls you have, it will be damn hard that it wouldn't bounce. *growl*"
"Balls...*pant* are...*censored* naturally....*grunt* bouncy! AHHHH!"
"SHUT UP YOU %&()(*)*( !!!!!!"
Sakura looked startled. "Hoe? Why are they fighting about balls? That's so silly!O.o;"
Meiling fainted.
"HOEEE! Meiling-chaaan! WHAT HAPPENED?????!"
Tomoyo turned to her best friend and gave her a sweet smile. "Let me explain Sakura-chan...Meiling-chan though the balls Li-kun and Hiragiizawa-kun are talking about was...."
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 14: Stupidity Never Dies
By: Mysfaer-chan
"Um...Tomoyo-san....where are we?"
"I don't know either. But it sure is dark in here..."
"Wait a minute...maybe I could...OWWW!!!!"
"Hiiragizawa-kun?! What happened?!"
"I don't know...it's so stuffy in here..."
"Yeah....OWWW! My foot!"
"I can't see your foot! Hey...what's this? *pull*"
"EEEP! *whap* That's my undie! >O< *slam* Quit it Hiiragizawa-kun!!"
"Sorry! I can't see either! *slam* Ouch! My head..."
" *kick* I want to get out of here! *kick*"
"YAAAAH!!! O.o; That hurts...O.O"
"Gomennasai!!! Where does it hurt?? *pat pat...* Oh my! That's a huge bump! I'm sorry!"
" *gasp* Tomoyo-san...that's my...private part."
"Eep! *pulls away hand* I couldn't see! I'm sorry!"
Suddenly, the door flew open. It was only then that Tomoyo and Eriol realized that they were inside someone's cabinet. Peering from the doorway were Sakura and Sakura, their eyes wide with shock.
Syaoran smirked, cocking a brow at them. "What an interesting position you two are in.." he remarked while Sakura's face turned bright red. Eriol had his hand underneath Tomoyo's skirt and she had her hand on Eriol's pants where the zipper was found. Their bodies were twisted all over each other.
They jumped from the cabinet, their pale faces redder than ever.
And amid the humiliating silence, Sakura managed to say...
"Hoeeeee...."
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"Hey! What's the big idea?!"
"Huh?" Sakura asked stupidly. She blinked once. Twice. "HOEEEE! What are we doing here!?" she gasped, looking around the stage where several spotlights were focused on them.
Syaoran rubbed his eye as he squinted for a better vision of the darkness that engulfed everything beyond the stage. Eriol and Tomoyo just stood there.
POOF!
POOF!
POOF!
PUFF!
Touya, Yukito, Kaho, and Nakuru instantly appeared beside them. They all looked equally confused.
BOOM!
Everyone turned to see a horrified Meiling appear out of nowhere, together with her dextrose and hospital bed. "WHAT THE HELL?????!!!!!!!" she demanded angrily. The others shrugged.
BEEEEEEP!
BEEEEEEP!
Everyone turned around and a huge sign had emerged from backstage. Suddenly a huge crowd started to applause and whistle below the elevation of the stage....
Audience: WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *applauds as they watch the sign board flashing: APPLAUSE YOU MENTAL RETARDS*
Syaoran: WHAT THE......
Tomoyo: Oh my.....lol
Sakura: Hoe? ^_^
Yamazaki: *prances on stage, still wearing a tutu* Hello everybody! Let us all sing this rhapsody! ^O^ You perverted CCS fans let me hear you say...."HOEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
Sakura: Hoe? l _ l ;
Audience: HOEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! o^O^o
Yamazaki: Let me hear you say "CUTE DESCENDANT"!!!!!
Audience: CUUUTE DESCENDANT!!!!!!!! o^O^o
Eriol: Cute descendant!!! ^__^
Syaoran: T___T ++++++++
Meiling: *jumps out of her hospital bed and whaps Yamazaki on the head* QUIT IT!!!!!!
Audience: QUIIIIT IIIIIIT!!!!!!! o^O^o
Meiling: AAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Audience: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! o^O^o
Nakuru: KAHO DROOOOOOOOLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! ^______^
Yue Fanboy: YUE RUUUUUUUULZZZ!!!!!!!! ::heart heart::
Audience: *kicks out the Yue Fanboy out of the dome* KAHOOO DROOOOOOLS!!!!!!!
Nakuru: Teehee! (:D
Touya: Teehee your @$$! *grabs the nearest mic and throws it at Nakuru who ducks*
Nakuru: Nya nyaaaaaa! (=P
Syaoran: Hey!!!! Who kicked my butt?????!!!!!!
Sakura: HOEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tomoyo: *videotapes* Hohohohohoho!
Meiling: *mutter mutter mutter mutter mutter*
Yukito: Oh Touyaaa! Do that tap-dancing you did before!!!!! It sooo hot! ^O^
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"Shit."
Sakura blinked. "Hoeeeee??? HOW??? WHAT??? WHY???? WHEN???" she asked, spiral-eyed. She turned to her brother, who has been muttering curses for quite a while now. All of them were lined in a row with each of their hands tied on a tree branch and a huge swamp below them, not to mention, a swamp full of obviously hungry alligators. In addition to that, they were all wearing cave-men and women clothes.
The alligators started encircling n the swamp, waiting for one of the to plummet towards them for lunch.
Syaoran kicked his legs wildly. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! DAAAAAMN YOUUUU!!!!!" he cried to the heavens, not that the heavens would hear him.
"They look hungry. They mustn't have eaten for days now. ^_^" Eriol remarked.
"Oh poor things," Tomoyo continued.
Meiling whapped Tomoyo's head with her free foot. "Will you stop feeling sorry for those bastards!!!! Remember who's going to be their LUNCH here!!!" she shrieked, her throat almost hoarse.
"OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I wonder who they'll eat first!!!!!!!" Nakuru said eagerly.
One of the alligators below then snapped its jaw.
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The...
Kero: HEEEEEEEEY!!!!!! You can't end this fanfic yet! I didn't even make an appearance!!!!! It won't be complete without me!!!! *throws a tantrum*
Suppi: You already did. T_T
Kero: Oh. O.o;
Syaoran: Baka.
Kero: Who are you calling baka, GAKI????!!!!!!!!!
Syaoran: Who else? Now I don't see any other baka round here except you. >:D
Sakura: Syaoran-kun....!!! ^^;;;;;;
Kero: *transforms into Kerberos* TAKE THIS!!!! *breathes out fire but accidentally fries the narrator instead*
Narrator: AAAAAAH! I'm burning!!!!! X_X ;
Suppi: Now you'll never get this dumb fic going. T_T;
Kero: Whoops. O.O;
The End..............
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NOT!!! o^O^o (I'm alive! I'm alive!)
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 15: Roses are Red, Violets are Blue
By: Mysfaer-chan
This is not really funny but it turned out weird...oh well, I'll just think of something for the next chapters. Hope you like! ^_^
"....when I open the door, you could only eat one tart from a dozen, just for you!" Sakura exclaimed as she pushed her bedroom door open to see Kero sprawled on her bed---snoring his head off. Sakura sighed, she planned to surprise Kero with one share of the dozen tarts she bought from a newly opened bakeshop but it seemed he was knocked out. Perhaps because of his constant videogame playing. She casually strolled over her television and turned it off.
Syaoran and Meiling followed her inside the door. She stared at them. They stared back. They stared at each other in confusion. "What are you two doing here?" Sakura asked in complete puzzlement..
Syaoran and Meiling shrugged. "We don't know."
"We've been here for a while. I can't remember why....but I feel something bad had happened..." Tomoyo, who was videotaping from a short distance, decided to comment. Everyone stared at each other.
The CCS people glares at Mysfaer-chan.
Mysfaer-chan grins and gives them an
I'm-innocent-and-angelic-and-you-can't-disagree-with-me-
because-I-could-humiliate-you-in-front-of-the-world look.
Meiling rolled her eyes. "Anyway! Since I can't remember a thing and our merciless writer refuses to give our memories back, let's move on with our genuinely optimistic lives and live happily ever after!" she chirped like a little ruby-eyed bird with no feathers. Everyone nodded. They all started to disperse but they all halted when they heard a scream deafen their ears.
"It's a Clow Card!!!" somebody screamed. Everybody turned towards Sakura's bed. It was Kero. And he was in his true form. Kerberos seriously scanned each corner of Sakura's bedroom.
Sakura looked at Kero strangely."Hoe?! But that's impossible!"
Syaoran lifted a brow at the Clow Guardian. "Sakura has turned all the cards into her own cards. How could there be another Clow Card?" he pointed out. Tomoyo and Meiling nodded in unison.
Kero glowered as he continued snapping his head back and forth Sakura's room. "Shut up brat, I could feel it. It's a different aura but I'm pretty sure it's a Clow Card. I could feel it. It's....it's...here." Kero looked from Sakura, to Sakura's hand filled with tarts, and to Syaoran who seemed salient as always.
Everybody grew silent. And from the silence came....
"ITADAKIMASU!!!!!"
"KERO-CHAAAAAN!!!!!! GIVE BACK THOSE TARTS!!!!!!!!"
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Meanwhile....
"Spinel, have you seen the tarts I baked yesterday? I left it on the table just this morning..." Eriol asked the black cat-like winged creature sitting on his lap.
Spinel looked up at his master. "Nakuru gave it to the new card mistress."
Eriol grew silent.
Spinel suspiciously studied his master. "Hmmm? Nakuru left the real tarts, ne?"
Eriol sighed, but managed to chuckle in amusement. "This is not good." Spinel eyed his master more intensely. "Why?" he asked curiously.
"Because..." Eriol paused, then continued. "...those tarts could make anybody who eats it fart constantly and it will last for 2 weeks."
^_^ ^_^ ^_^
Back at Sakura's home....
*FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART*
"HOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!"
This turned out really bad...anyway, like I said, I'll probably get back on no track on the next chapter. Bye!
A Completely Senseless and Stupid CCS Fanfic
Chapter 16: Fanfiction Confusion
By: Mysfaer-chan
The cherry blossom tree bloomed like it never bloomed before. A girl with auburn hair wearing a pink dress sat beneath it quietly reading a thick novel as she tucked her legs within her skirt. Her name was as delicate as the blossoms falling on the ground. Her name was Sakura.
Beside Sakura was a girl with amethyst eyes with skin as white as snow and hair almost as black as ebony. Her long wavy hair fell down past her waist, revealing 0% of her slim dainty back. Her name was as unique as her current position of aiming a video camera at her companion, with a huge smile plastered on her beautiful little face. Her name was Tomoyo.
At the grassy plains eight meters away from the cherry blossom tree stood a young man with chestnut hair wearing a forest green boxer shorts with hearts on it---Li Syaoran. Over that boxer shots was his black pants which is the only one visible to bystanders. His top was just a simple shirt, contrasting his prominent features and tawny eyes gazing at the silhouette exactly eight meters north away from him. "Beautiful." he said out loud. Sakura was the most beautiful girl in the world! Nobody could ever compare to her beauty! Sakura Kinomoto was one girl in a million!
Syaoran wanted to stare into those emerald eyes forever. Ofcourse, nobody will ever know how the heck he did that when she was looking down at the book on her lap.
Beside him was a man with the beauty of an English, wearing round glossy glasses---Eriol Hiiragizawa. He too, was mesmerized by the beauty beneath the cherry blossom tree. "Oh Tomoyo-san..." he murmured, if only he could hold her. He felt less than contented watching her happily videotaping the auburn-haired girl. He wanted to hold her. He wanted her. His hormones was telling him so and his mind was telling him 'Go get 'er!'. He continued gazing lustfully at the wavy-haired silhouette exactly eight meters north away from him, ignoring the other man gaping at the other girl. "Beautiful." he said out loud. Tomoyo was the most beautiful girl in the world! Nobody could ever compare to her beauty! Tomoyo Daidouji was one girl in a million!
Eriol wanted to stare at her eyes but she was too far away. Plus, her eyes were totally focused on her video camera.
Beside Eriol stood a really tall man much older than the two previous boys---Touya Kinomoto. He was Sakura's brother. He too, was enchanted by the beauty before him. If only he could touch the opaque beautiful features of the beauty that rivals any other creations of mother nature. Gazing at this lovely specimen of life and youth was too enthralling for him--too exciting. He continued gazing at the silhouette also exactly eight meters north away from him, ignoring the other men gaping at the smaller silhouettes. "Beautiful." he said out loud. The cherry blossom tree was the most beautiful thing in the world! Nobody could ever compare to its beauty! The cherry blossom tree is one tree in a million!
The young men stood there as if the other never existed, all worshipping the most beautiful scenes in the world. Ah, love is indeed a wonderful splendored thing. Ah, how love makes a man blind. To a man violently in love, the most simplest of beauties would seem the most beautiful.
Ahh, romance. The joy of being a youth is a miserable wonderful thing. They could just stare at them forever. Ofcourse, sensible men wouldn't do so unless they want to develop a stiff neck or simply watch the object of their admiration to death. That would be rather absurd don't you think? Like I said, love is blind.
Anyway, all of a sudden, the rain fell from the sky. The youthful silhouettes looked up at the sky, wondering why the sun was still there, and the sky was still bright when rain fell like a storm. A few seconds later, the sky turned darker. The men cursed and ran towards the cherry blossom tree for shelter, the ladies...er, Tomoyo more than welcomed their presence.
Syaoran sat beside Sakura, who still had her nose buried in her book. Syaoran coughed.
No response.
Syaoran moved closer and greeted her. "Hi."
Still no response.
Syaoran place his hand on her shoulder. "Hello? Are you feeling okay?" he inquired with a lazy smile.
Sakura buried her face closer towards the pages of the book.
Syaoran sighed and leaned back against the trunk of the tree. What was so interesting about that book of hers anyway? He stared at her. He wanted to say he loved her. He wanted to confess to her. He wanted her to know about his love for her....
Hey wait a minute, a thought struck him, I already confessed to her when I was in fifth grade! What the heck am I doing here acting like a secret admirer????! He looked at Sakura, his girlfriend, in confusion. This was definitely queer. Syaoran was about to open his mouth and reach for the book in Sakura's hands when someone called out to him in a low whisper.
"Li-kun! No!" Tomoyo hushed. Syaoran turned to face the girl videotaping his girlfriend engrossed in the damn book. "She's reading!"
Syaoran gave her a quizzical look. "I could see that." he implied then he bellowed, "What the heck is going on here???"
Tomoyo looked up from her camera. "Li-kun, Sakura is trying to pick up ideas from that novel so she could finally write a hit fanfic of Cardcaptor Sakura!"
Syaoran looked cynical. "This is Cardcaptor Sakura, Daidouji. Why should she write something about herself that other people write about?!" Syaoran turned to Sakura, he made no sense but he didn't care. He glanced at Sakura, who was oblivious to the whole conversation. "Sakura! Remember me? Syaoran?" he said loudly, intensely glaring at the book she was holding in her hands. Damn, of all things that stole Sakura away from him, it was a sorry book.
Sakura finally lifted her gaze and her face lit up. "Hoe! Syaoran-kun!!!" she squealed happily.
"Sakura." He glowered at the book. "What's that you're reading?"
Sakura gave him a happy and bright cheerful smile. "I'm really happy you're here! I just finished reading this!" she exclaimed, closing and thrusting the book near his face and she smiled. "See? It's a romance novel! It's titled A Pirates' Love by Johanna Lindsey! I intentionally want to get large bits and large pieces of the story and follow the plot of the novel and make a Cardcaptor Sakura fanfiction! Isn't that wonderful?!"
Syaoran blinked. "Huh?"
Sakura covered her happy grin with the book she was holding in both hands. "You see, I became addicted to this website called Fanfiction dot net. I watched all 70 episodes of the Cardcaptor series and I'm not satisfied. So I wrote a Cardcaptor Sakura fanfiction based on MY real life and I got only one review! Hoe!!! ONE review! And all it said was 'I love Eli'!" She let out a loud sigh as the rest of her companions sweat dropped. " So I figured if I get ideas from romance novels or movies, the hits, insert the CCS characters and insert some other ideas here and there, I might get more than five hundred reviews! Or maybe because I'm just bored....anyway, I already read Judy McNaught's medieval books, Nicholas Sparks, more Lindsey, Elizabeth Lowell, and I also read Harry Potter! Here in Tomoyo's Laptop, I watched A Walk To Remember and several others! The books are all a real page turners! And the movies are great!"
Eriol adjusted his glasses. "Sakura-san, you do know WE'RE the stars of Cardcaptor Sakura?" he interrupted in a casual tone. Tomoyo bonked her video camera on his head. Sakura nodded. "That's why I'm wondering why I only had one review."
"Um...okay. I think I kinda get it," Syaoran replied thoughtfully, "What are you planning to *ahem* write in this so called fanfiction?" he asked.
Sakura contemplated for a moment then a smile spread across her face. "Maybe I could follow the plot of A Pirates' Love!!! I loved that story! You see, the hero, a pirate, kidnapped his heroine from another ship when she was being delivered to her betrothed. Then he forced her to make love to him, according to the book. Then he made love to her over and over again! In the end, the pirate fell in love with her and claimed the spirited woman as her wife! The woman became pregnant in the end. Isn't that sweet???? I was planning to make the main characters of CCS into the hero and heroine!" Syaoran's jaw dropped to the core of the earth. "Hoe! By the way, this might help me Syaoran-kun! Do you know what they meant by making love? Lindsey-san described it but I'm still a little confused!" She smiled expectantly at him.
"Are you suggesting I become a hormone driven pirate? And you the heroine I would do that to?" Syaoran emphasized the 'that' in the last question. Ofcourse, he didn't mind making out with her. Especially doing that to her.
Silence enveloped the group. Especially Sakura.
Two hours and 20 minutes later, after several sting bees have already completed their life cycles and died, Sakura let out a small shriek. "HOEEEEEEEEEEE! " it finally sank into her. She was the heroine of the so called Cardcaptor Sakura series and ofcourse, he was her boyfriend. How could she have forgotten???!
Although she still doesn't get what Syaoran meant with 'that', her female instincts said she would regret it if she did that now. She stared at the lopsided grin that formed on Syaoran's face.
That made sense.
Tomoyo decided to butt in. "I don't know why, but I noticed cliche fics are also being cliched. Isn't that ironic?" she giggled the off-topic subject into the conversation.
"Yeah, no wonder it rained today!"
They all laughed heartily. They laughed like they had no care in the world. Not a single care to the rain that already stopped and who on earth made the last comment. They were care-free and happy.
Kero: Hey you author lady!
Mysfaer: WHAT?! Can't you see I'm in the middle of a fanfic?!
Kero: Isn't this fic supposed to be plotless, senseless, and absolutely random? It's definitely stupid but it's not plotless, senseless, and absolutely random!
Mysfaer: It is yet to be my dear clow guardian. It is yet to be. ^________________^
Kero: Dude! Since you called me "dear" why don't you be a good girl and let me out of this fart jar??? ^_______^
Mysfaer: Awwwww...... Too bad! Absolutely not! XD It has only been three days since you ate those tarts so live with the consequence...with that jar on your butt! T_T
Kero: @%$^*&^%$*$~!!!!!
Mysfaer: Now where was I....*returns to PC* Where was I....^_^
They were care-free and happy.
To be continued....
I accept flames, comments, or whatever. If you send flames, I would most probably answer. If you answer with comments, I would also most probably answer. If you review with something like 'I love Eli', expect Cardcaptors jokes (mean jokes) in the next chapter. If you review with 'CCS is cool!', it shall remain unreplied to. Thank you and remember that Cardcaptor Sakura will and always will, belong to CLAMP. I don't wish to own Cardcaptor Sakura coz' it's never mine. It's CLAMP's. If this is not disclaimer enough, then let me add that this fanfiction is not based from another story or real movie. All characters, some settings, cardcaptor titles, and plots are CLAMP's and are all fictional, any real-life people claiming to be cardcaptors are simply coincidental.
For comments, suggestion and stuff for this stupid fic, please just e-mail me at thirdeye_cal@yahoo.com! ^_^