Funny Quotes

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

Don't call me a Goddess, Don't call me a Queen, Just call me the cutest Princess you've ever seen!

Well if i called the wrong number, why did you answer?

An angel is what i was meant to be thats why being sweet come so naturally!

It's quality not quantity

I ran into my ex the other day....put in reverse, And hit him again !

As an older more mature young adult your job is to...make fun of the little kids!

If you love your man set him free....if he dont come back you know hes with me!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

It's hard to be humble when you're this hot!!!

Until water cant be boiled, i will always be very spoiled !

I'm not a tease im just a reminder of what you cant have

Only 10% of MEN go to HEAVEN, cuz if they all went it would be hell !

Never fall in love with the guy next door....trust me he will move!