by Dexia (Dexia's view)
By Dexia
“Oooowww!” my head hurted, and I wasn’t even trying to think! Trying to sit up in
bed, I looked around, everything was all fuzzy like. I pawed around for the button,
with little success. Slowly my eyes began to adjust, as they did so my head began to
ache more.
“Oooooooo! I don’t feel so good!” I managed to mutter.
“That would be classified as a ‘hang over’ mistress”
“AAAAAA!!!! PEEVES!! Don’t DO that!” I gasped as, Peeves, my butler practically scared me 2 feet out of my Deluxe Queen sized, ultra big, feather mattress bed!
“Sorry ma’am, I brought you, your glass of lemonade and a bacon croissant, and
today’s magazines.”
“Thank you Peeves, sometimes *yawn* I don’t know what I’d do with out you!”
His blurry form, bowed and walked out of the room, I could sware he muttered
something under his breath. No matter.
Once I got up, was still feeling terrible, I got out my little black book. But I doubt any of them would make me feel better. I decided to go get on my gold collar, studded with rubies, diamonds (a queen’s best friend!) and emeralds, with matching wristbands.
“Morning Boys!” I said to my pekes that we’re guarding the room, with the safe in it.
Hmm 20, 9, 19, 8, 6…that’s the combination lock out of they way, now lock
one...Two...Three...retinal eye scanner thingy…done… paw scanner
thingy…done…and open! *
I keep my valuables well guarded.
“WHAT?!? WHERE ARE THEY?!?” I couldn’t believe it, my collar and wristbands were gone! Even my sliver mirror, with the ruby roses and emerald leaves was gone!
*Ok now Dex calm down, * I told my self, * They were here last night, I know that coz I checked before the party…come to think of it, I don’t remember much of the party. The last thing I remember was Kata giving me my fave’ drink, with a strawberry in it...then…well nothing…hmm…*
“I think we should call the police, or a detective or som’in.” one of my maid s said
quietly behind me, she’s a nosey one that maid!
“I heard that that Miata C Pawz lady is very good!” she continued.
“Miata C Pawz…now where have I heard that name before? Oh that’s right, I read
about her in Hollywood weekly, the other day, detective of the year I think! Yes I’ll go see her!”
I put on my big fur coat and big hat, and after fixing my make up and fur, went off to find her.
Looking up at the building I checked the address again. Yep this is the place! As I
walked into the office I almost fell over some boxes, there were boxes everywhere!
But I guess that was understandable, I think she was moving into a new office. I
walked up to a queen that looked like her description. It was her, she was a bit hesitant at first but after I showed her that money was no problem she quickly changed her mind, its amazing how money changes everything!
Later Miata was looking at the safe; I think she was looking for paw prints or
something. She pulled out Kata’s chewing gum,
“Oh that’s where that went, I’ve been looking for that!!” a voice said behind me, Miata and I spun around at the same time.
“KATA!!!!!!!!!!” I cried and hugged my best friend Katamania; she as usual wasn’t to pleased with that idea.
“Get Off Me.”
“Whoops, sorry!” I said and fixed my fur, after introductions, she and Miata, looked at each other.
”So why was your gum in the safe?” Miata inquired,
"Oh there’s no need to suspect Kata, Miata! She is the only other person, who comes in here!" I said, Kata can get violent when she wants to, and besides, she's my best friend!
“My point precisely! No offence!” Miata continued.
“Non taken.” Kata said dismissively.
I thought about this, not a good idea!
“Well… um… stop it!! You're making me think, no, I don’t like thinking it hurts my head!” I cried.
I HATE it when cats do that, its quite stressful, and it was adding to my head ache!
Kata and Miata rolled their eyes; I hate it when they do that too! Rude I tell you!
“Dex, how about we go into another room so that you can relax.” Kata suggested.
“Oh yes lets go into the ‘mirror room’” I said brightly, and showed them to my
favourite room. The ‘mirror room’, is a large room, the walls covered with mirrors, I quite like it. Of course I have my long benches with my cosmetics fur accessories on it! I pickled up a fur brush and started brushing my fur. Kata had those horrible sunglasses on again. I’ve never had the heart to tell her, but she has these sunnies that don’t go with her fur, they totally clash. But then again she did find them. Sometimes I think she envy’s me, because I’m rich and beautiful, and I have my own mansion, with my own Tennis court, mc Donalds, shopping centre, hospital and more. I’ve offered her money before but she turned me down, I guess she’s got her pride, I don’t know how she gets some of the cool stuff she does, she’s always finding things!
Kata and Miata where still talking about her gum, Miata didn’t seem to like the idea of Kata having it since she was a kitten; I don’t see why! Suddenly Miata had to go.
“See ya Miata!!” I called out after her but I doubt she heard.
A few days later.
“Peeeeves…can you bring me my favourite, I’m thirsty!! “
“Yes ma’am.”
I’ve had Peeves as my butler for longer than I can remember, well, I think Kata
recommended him to me, he used to work for her grandmother or something, but her grandmother died, and Kata couldn’t afford to hire him, so she said I could. I think it was the best thing I ever did, I can’t think of anyone I could trust more! Well I probably trust Kata more, and probably my parents, and of course the
police….and…well I trust him!
Peeves returned with my drink. I took a sip,
“MMMMMMM!!!!” So good! I love this drink.
Suddenly I felt dizzy, the world started to spin, I tried to call out to Peeves, who was leaving the room, an aware of what was happening to me, but, everything went dark before I could.
When I came to I found myself in a dark room, lit with a few candles. I recognised it as one of the rooms off the secret passageways in my mansion. I went to turn around but I couldn’t.
*Oh Duh!! I’m tied up* I looked around the room; a cloaked figure stepped out of the shadows.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Don’t DO that!” I screamed.
“Oh SHUT the HELL UP!” the figure roared at me.
“Hey don’t yell at me! I’m not used to being tied up in one of my OWN rooms by
someone who has no fashion sense!! I mean come on, cloaks went out of fashion years ago!!”
The figure shooks its head in what I’m guessing was disbelief. I guess it must be
pretty, upsetting to find out that you haven’t been wearing the latest fashions!
“Look, Dex, I don’t give a damn about if my cloak is fashionable, or not! Don’t you get it? I’m katnapping you! You're in danger!”
“What did I do?” I was starting to get nervous.
The figure growled at me menacingly.
“Umm… ok… I’m sorry! Please don’t hurt me!”
*Don’t panic Dex*I told myself.
The figure swiped its sharp claws at me; I pulled back in time to save my face from
being cut to ribbons!
OK, panic time.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!I’M SORRY!!!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!! I”LL NEVER
DO IT AGAIN!!!PLEASE, TELL ME! WHAT DID I DO? I’M SORRY!! HELP
SOMEONE!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS? HEY? WHAT’S THAT IN YOUR HAND? NO PLEASE, I’M TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DIE!”
The figure hissed at me,
“Look Dex I’m sick of you. If you were anymore annoying I would shoot myself! I stole you collar, wrist bands and mirror…”
“But why?” I whimpered.
“Why do ya reckon? For the money, my boss pays me very well for stuff like that! But any way now I am going to kill you, see you in hell!!” The figure pulled out a gun and aimed it at me.
Suddenly the figure fell over and the gun flew out of her paws and into something that was invisibles’ paw.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! GHOST!!!” I screamed.
Miata made herself visible and walked over to the figure, who was now getting up, and pulled back the hood.
“KATA?!?!” I screamed, in disbelief. I couldn’t believe that Kata, my Best friend had done this to me!! It all made sense to me, Kata, the party, Kata giving me my favourite drink with the strawberry in it, with a little umbrella on the side. Its so cute! Ok, I’m getting off the point, she must have
“Shut up!” she spat at me.
“Katamania you are under arrest for the robbery of Dame Dexia’s jewellery and the
kidnapping of Dame Dexia herself. Anything you say or do can be use against you in the court of law!”
“Does this mean I’m going to jail?” Kata asked.
“Probably!”
“WOOOO HOOOO!!! Now I can go see my friends!” Miata slapped the handcuffs on and lead Kata down the passageway.
“Umm guys do you think you could untie me? Guys? GUYS??” I called after
them…but those b****es just left me there!! I hate it when they do that!
THE END
(Authors Note; for all of you who wondered what happened to Dex after, well she
wasn’t discovered, for 3 days, and that was only because one of the maids went
looking for her when she hadn’t been paid. The funny thing is, nobody noticed she had been gone! Oh and as for Kata, she had a great time in gaol, with her friends, but to her dismay, she was released early, for good behaviour! She wasn’t to please with that outcome, in fact I quote; “WHAT? GOOD BEHAVIOUR? BUT IM NEVER WELL BEHAVED! WAT THE HELL?? THIS SUX!!” and Miata, well she was awarded ‘The Detective Of The Year Award’ again, for the second year, for bravery and skill, in the Dame Dexia case!)
