Bilbo's story

Once upon a time there was a man named Bilbo. Bilbo had a special talent. Bilbo had crabs, he got them from Derick's lobster. Anyways, Bilbo was able to open a milk carton without using his arms or hands. (It's really quite a site to see.) So one day a bird landed on his shoulder. The bird said "you're a little woohoo aren't you?" Now that wasn't a very nice thing to say so Bilbo replied "I dunno, do you eat nylon panties for breakfast?" Now this pissed the bird off so the bird shit right on Bilbo's head. Bilbo's head started to swell and he had to goto the emergency room. Bilbo found out that his 'big brown beaver' had crones. (and still crabs from Derick's lobster) This made Bilbo sad.... Then to top things off, Pocket got in trouble for writing stories on Bilbo's locker. (oh no... oh yes) However, Bilbo still had Bobyn. Bilbo went in for his check up and found out he was pregnant! (oh dear) As of today Bilbo has crabs, crones, a clean locker, and 1013 bouncing baby boys!

Pocket
2-27-02

To the cave Batman!