One day when Cake Boy had a lot of energy he decided to walk to Ireland. Yes, walk. He knew this trip would be long and tiring. He also knew in order to walk to Ireland he'd have to walk on or through the water. So he wrapped himself in Suran Wrap. He then realized that he could not breathe and ran screaming and flailing like a little girl to the kitchen where he then got a knife and stabbed himself in the mouth. He was not hurt however. Then he ate a piece of cake *hiss* He then went on his way. As Cake Boy walked through the water he got wet, his suran wrap didn't help him much. When he was about half way to ireland, he saw 2 objects a-floating-in-the-water! As he got closer he could see it was a duck with a large seashell on its back and a goose. They were fighting. Cake Boy, being the great man that he is, decided to help! He didn't really know how to help but he wanted to help so he said "um.. can I help?!" As both floating objects looked up at Cake Boy he froze.. "What's the problem fellas?" The duck-like-floating-object replied "This here pieceo f meat thinks HE'S Mother Goose." The goose object said "Well I am, and you call yourself a duck?" So as those 2 argued Cake Boy thought he had an answer.. "Neither of you are what you say!" As he smiles at himself being proud to be able to help. But after Cake Boys comment they both get very angry and take out sporks! They poke Cake Boy with the sporks... Oh! Cake Boy pulls out a banana and they run away screaming "The sun is warm, the grass is green" as they go! It took Cake Boy 100 trillion seconds to get to Ireland, but he made it. He was quite wore out and so he decided to find somewhere to stay. He was so tired he wasn't seeing things correctly. He was stopped by a pretty young "woman" and she asked if he was looking for something. "Why yes I am..Somewhere to stay" the "woman" said he could stay with her, so he did. As they made the way up into her apartment he wondered why she was standing on the sidewalk like that with all those other pretty people.. She asks him if he would like a drink or 2... as the lights go out and the fireplace magically turns on.. "Um..Okay, sure, coke please" The "woman" fixes him 2 drinks and adds naughty drugs, 7 to be exact! As she goes to hand them to him he realizes this "woman" is really a llama dressed in womens langerie. He takes the drinks anyways and drinks them. Afterwards he is as awake as ever. out of nowhere pops out all kinds of multicolored leprechauns! They all chant together "Go way freak!" Cake Boy being all high and mighty says "You're the multicolored ones you freaks!" The multicolored brainwashing leprichauns continuously chant "Go way freak" as they get closer Cake Boy can see the pitchforks they hold. They come faster towards him and he turns and runs for the bathroom! He quick locks the door and realizes the way out, the window, has been strung with garlic. He can hear the pitchforks scratching across the door. As Cake Boy begins to click his heels he see's Mr. Rojers as Mr. Rojers says "Wont you be my neighbor?" Cake Boy replies "Hell no you incest child molesting man!" Just as Cake Boy clicks 34 times everything goes black. Tiz all he remembers besides waking up in bed.
October 28, 2001
To the cave Batman!