Pig From Above

One night I had a dream... Some old fat guy came up to me (man was he tall or what?) He picked me up and said "Pork chops!" He started walking toward a big barn. I glanced to the side and caught a glimpse of us on an old piece of scrap metal. What I saw scared the crap out of me. Here is what I saw: a fat man carrying a pig! A big bright pink with black spots pig! As I tried to scream for help all I heard was "oink" and a lot of squeeling. The man violently told me to shut up or he'd have my brothers for breakfast bacon! I tried as hard as I could to stay calm... As I thought to myself "I'm a pig! Pork chops! Bacon! Breakfast, lunch, dinner all over the world.. Hey I wonder if somebody famous will eat me. Bacon! Oh God please let me live! I'll never ever eat meat..well pig ever again! I swear!" Just then the man put me down and I ran for my life.. Pigs sure can't run fast as I soon found out. But I made it behind a hay bail. And the fat man hadn't seen me! Yes! I was saved! But no! A huge dog (he was black and white...ugly!) Anyways, this huge dog came after me..Yet again on the run. I ran until I lost the dog and the fat man.. I ran until I could run no longer. Next thing I knew all I could see was a persons feet! Man did they smell. Whoa! Wait, this wasn't a person, this was a skunk! "Whoa, dude! Stop!" I said. He made the smell go away a bit and said "Sorry fella I thought you were that fat farmer guy." I said "Are you implying something?" "NO! Not at all! You are the thinnest pig I ever saw..." I walked around him and casually said "Yeah well I was almost that fat farmers lunch" He started eating something and he said to me, "Sorry to hear that. By the way my name's Stinks, what's yours? no wait, don't tell me! I don't care for now on you're Bacon!" "HEY!" I said, "That's not even funny. How about you call me...Floyd!" He nodded, "Okay I can live with that.. So Floyd where you headed?" I looked around... "Umm.. Well you see.. Er.. I'm not sure!" Stinks got this weird look on his face and scratched his head "you don't know?" "No, I don't." "well in that case come with me and meet my friends!" I was a bit startled that he had asked me to go with him but I managed an okay. We started walking toward a cave. "Here you will meet balkding' I later found out that Balding was abear whom had the most hair I'd ever seen! He was a bit odd. not all the way there... Somewhat like a gay bear.. You know? Well I guess you wouldn't know what a gay bear does and all but anyways. We stayed for tea and then were off to see Big Gray... But on our way a huge wolf came after me! He bit my leg! As he did this Stinks yelled "Noo! Big Gray stop! My friend! Stop!" And then.. I woke up..

By me of course! Pocket!

To the cave Batman!