Tables of Hate

Once up on a time, long, long ago (last year) everybody was happy. And those that weren't don't count! So everone was happy. Everyone that is, that went to Apollo High School. See, this school was great..WAS.. No cameras to record your every molesting move to the lockers or that time you 'accidently' dropped that can of pop (soda) all over the floor. And the commons! What a wonderful place it was, people actually enjoyed sitting in there with its wonderfully nice tables that had LSD written on them and the most comfortable chairs in the school. But that would be our last happy year. Yes indeed. The pancakes soon got the best of us though. Then, durring the summer a lot happened. Obviously our principal was abducted by aliens and had horrible, bad, monkey love, molesting thoughts probed into his tiny little head. Along with that they made him crave hamburgers all the time. (You never see this man in the commons without a hamburger in his hand anymore) This horrible man whom calls himself our principal went and turned our school into a prison I tell you! There are terrible cameras wondering our halls by the lockers and worst of all, Children eating, evil, uncomfortable table stools int he commons! It's no longer a commons! It's a fricken lunch room and it's so uncomfortable! But these tables! They eat children! My friend Melinoma was eaten by one of the tables, took a bite right out of her arm, she went to the nurses office and we never saw her again. I think it's because they forgot to feed/lube up the hungry tables.

This was on the new tables..I think you have to lubricate it so it doesn't eat the children I tell you!

Tragic story.. Really it is.. And for the most part it's all true!


Pocket!
October 25, 2001




To the cave Batman!