A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey, I have been asked to
go fishing at a big lake up in Canada
with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a
good opportunity for me to get that
promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a
week and set out my rod and tackle box? We're leaving from the office and I'll
swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue
silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a
little suspicious, but being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband
asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He
says,"Oh yes! Lots of walleye, some bluegill and a few pike. By the way,
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies; "I did,
they were in your tackle box!"