Recap

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Scene One

Camera fades to a black limo pulling up as the door opens to see Katie Lea Burchill along with her brother Paul. She exits and rolls her eyes at the crowd that is stupidly asking her for autograph. As if I would actually give my time to stop and sign it for them. How pathitic? These people don't know anything about the Queen of England. Apparently neither do the rest of these bitches that I am forced to face. I sigh as I flip my hair back looking at Paul.

The Queen of England Katie Lea Burchill My dear brother, why are all these stupid fans think? That I actually give a dam about them? How stupid can they get?

Paul Burchill Pretty stupid if you ask me but that is America for you dear sister.

The Queen of England Katie Lea Burchill I guess that explains that dimbwitted Alicia Fox. *I roll my eyes* I don't know why she is even here. She was nothing special in WWE from what I seen. Hell I made it faster then she did. Just another Kelly Kelly in my book. Some bimbo model turned into a wrestler.

Paul Burchill True, didn't Trish start that way though?

The Queen of England Katie Lea Burchill Ah yes the Canadian that goes off on tangents about nothing that is ever important. I don't care what she did in WWE or if she was some 7 time WWE champ. This isn't WWE Trish, this is a whole other playground and if you win then you win. Not like to give a bloody hell about it. In time I will make you suffer along with that dam annoying French bimbo Mayrse.

Paul Burchill I hate the French.

The Queen of England Katie Lea Burchill As do I. The only thing the French gave us that was worth it was French Fries and French Toast. Stupid bimbo but I don't care about her what so ever. She is just another former diva search contestant. That's another thing that I don't get. Why have a contest when you hire half the people anyway. Like that Tiffany girl in ECW..she's has a dam gap tooth.

Paul Burchill Not attractive at all. Her and Lita can both howl at the moon.

The Queen of England Katie Lea Burchill I wonder what Lita are we going to get. The X-treme Lita or the extremely slutty Lita? Oh well. Look here WXWF..you got the Queen of England..Katie Lea Burchill to deal with. As much as you want to doubt me or my skills I would rethink that. This is on bitch you don't want to fuck with.

I smile at my brother as we continue into the arena ignoring the fans as the camera fades out.