by Paper Caper
 
 
 

"Heh-heh!" Draco snickered after dipping Hermione's hair in ink.

He stopped laughing as he listened to Snape's radio, which was playing the muggle station.
 

All these mixed emotions we keep locked away like stolen pearls,
Stolen pearl devotions we keep locked away from all the world
 

His face turned red as he hoped no one had seen him dipping Hermione's hair in ink and just listened to those words.

Draco didn't know what he felt for Hermione, but either way, he was going to play it safe.

Suddenly Hermione screamed. "You dunked my hair!" she yelled at Draco at the top of her lungs. She swung her head around, ink flying all over the place.

Snape gagged as ink flew into his mouth. "Our-" Snape gagged again. "-next lesson will be on-" he started to gag continually as his face turned red. "Excuse me for a moment..." he grabbed a glass of pumpkin juice and ran to the bathroom.

Hermione's face was a bright shade of scarlet, in both humiliation and anger. "See, look what you did!" she yelled at Draco.

Draco changed his mind as he looked at Hermione's crimson face. He didn't like her anymore, she was too ugly. "No, you're the one who shook your prissy little head!"

Hermione was stopped from lashing an insult at Draco as Snape walked back into the room. His tongue and lips were a shade of midnight black, which looked like Snape had just put on some lipstick. Draco's eyes widened as he tried to stifle his laughter.

"Fifty points from Gryffindor," Snape exhaustedly said to Hermione.

"But he's the one who dipped my hair in ink!" she screamed.

"Make that sixty," Snape said as he looked in his mirror, trying to wash all the ink off his lips.

Draco saw the door handle turn, and looked up. Professor McGonagall walked in with a stick of lipstick.

"You needed this, Severus?" she handed it to Snape.

"Yes, thank you," Snape took the lipstick and began to apply it to his lips.

Ron raised his hand. "Um, Professor Snape?" he said.

"What?!" Snape said, aggravated.

"That's upside down."

Snape looked at the lipstick and turned it around. "What do you know?" he said.

"Apparently more than you," Ron muttered under his breath.

"Thank you," Snape handed the lipstick back to Professor McGonagall. Professor McGonagall tried to hide her look of disgust as she looked at the lipstick.

As she looked up at Snape her face turned red in shock.

"What?" said Snape. His face was covered in red lines.

"Why don't you let me apply that lipstick for you?"

Snape gave a look of mixed emotions, which showed embarrassment, looks of being insulted, and yet, pleasure.

Professor McGonagall opened the lipstick and began to apply it on Snape's pursed lips.

She turned away for a second as she blew out.

"Here, have a breathmint," she said as she tossed one to Snape.

She resumed her task of applying lipstick as the door handle turned yet again. Professor Trelawney burst in as she yelled at Snape.

"I am going out with you, not this Minerva McGonagall," she said McGonagall's name in pure disgust.

"Wha- huh?" Snape said in confusion as he licked his lips to help the lipstick blend.

Professor Trelawney ignored Snape and jumped up into the air, attempting to kick McGonagall over. Her plan worked in reverse, as she tripped on her foot and landed on her head on Draco's desk, knocking his ink bottle over. The ink bottle went flying and exploded on Snape's shirt, ink flying everywhere.

"Minerva?" said Snape. "May I borrow your lipstick again?"
 
 
 

Hi! Thanks for reading this, and please review it and tell me what you think. I also have a question for you which would you please include it in your review? I've been writing humor fics for a while because all my serious attempts have come out like humor, but I'm running out of ideas. I'll write some serious fics if you vote "yes" and I'll keep writing humor fics if you vote "no". If I write humor fics I still write serious fics, too, just not as often. Please include your opinion in your review! Thanks!!! :c)