Title: Challenge: Home baked cake
Author: DarlingVioletaLestat
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1) Ron or Harry being naked
2) A proposal (from anyone to anyone)
3) Apple juice has to be mentioned
4) Someone has to choke on home-made cake/pie
5) Blaise's mum has to make an appearance
“Yes, but did you really need to buy all those books and make me carry them?” Blaise questioned Hermione as she put her key into the door and turned the lock. “You can never have enough books...” Hermione replied, swinging the door open and walking into her and Blaise’s flat. “Or apple juice” Blaise added closing the door and walking towards the living room with Hermione.
“Aaaaahhhhh!” Hermione screamed! The bags from her shopping trip dropped to the floor beside her as she flung her hands over her eyes. The sound of rushing feet could be heard as Blaise ran to see what the commotion was. When the sight came into view, he looked at his wife and back to the strange occurrence. Then the laughter came, like a bubbling fountain and before he knew it, he was on his knees crying, holding his stomach. For there, in his kitchen was Hermione’s two best friends, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley, were baking…in the nude. “How can you find this funny?” Hermione asked from between her fingers. Blaise gently slid her fingers from her face so she could take in the view. Harry was stood with a mixing bowl in his hands covering himself up and Ron had quickly stuck and apron on. Hermione glanced at the two and burst out laughing.
A few minutes later Ron and Harry were fully dressed and sat in the living room. “Oh my god!” Blaise shouted, jumping up from the sofa. Ron and Harry’s faces creased in bewilderment. “My mother... here.. in... five minutes,” He gasped. Hermione’s eyes widened. He was right, she was supposed to be coming today, that was the reason they went shopping in the first place. The flat was a mess. She shot up like a bullet, starting to frantically tidy. Blaise returned from the kitchen carrying an Victoria Sponge cake and a china tea set.
Five minutes later, Blaise Zabini’s mum was sat in between her son and his muggleborn girlfriend, also in the company of Ron and Harry. Picking up a slice of cake Hermione turned to Blaise, “When did we buy Victoria sponge cake?” Blaise swallowing a large amount of tea replied, “We didn’t. It was just sat on the table top.” Hermione made an O shape with her mouth.
“Hey!” Ron shouted, “That’s the cake me and Harry were baking in the nude today,” Hermione swallowed hard. A rasping sound was heard from the corner of the sofa, where, Mrs. Zabini was choking on her slice of homemade cake, baked with only tender loving care in mind.
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