B.O.N.N.I.E. (That's me!)
Real Name: Belt Operation Network Neohuman with Inexplicable Emotions
Alignment: Good
Powers: Control over Belt Boy's utility belt and various other programs on my hard drive
Job: Computer program
Likes: Cannon, providing assistance to Belt Boy, Cannon, Strong Bad e-mails, Cannon, Cannon, and did I mention Cannon?
Hates: Spam, running low on memory, having to reboot, being a disembodied head
Objectives: To help Belt Boy in his never-ending battle against evil and in his quest to become a hero, to win over Cannon
Personality: Cute, bubbly, eager, madly in love with Cannon :)
Heh heh, okay, perhaps it might be a bit biased for me to do my own biography, but then again, who knows me better than me? Anyhoo, I run any and all programs and applications on Belt Boy's utility belt. Whether running scans and analyses or popping gizmos out of Belt Boy's belt, I'm always there to lend a hand (Even if I technically don't have hands. Or arms. Or a torso. Or a body at all.). I think some of Belt Boy's eagerness rubbed off on me, though thankfully not his naivite. For example, Belt Boy's too naive to see that Cannon is merely masking his feelings for me when he tries to run away. Only my observant, computerized mind can see through to his true intentions. Boy would I like to interface with him... rowr! <3
