Battle-Axe Beatrix
Real Name: Beatrix
Alignment: Good, but she's got a major rod up her butt
Powers: Can make battle axes appear out of thin air
Job: Hero, teacher at C.R.A.S.H.
Likes: Not very much
Hates: Slackers, tardiness, students who talk in class
Objectives: Preparing the next generation of heroes while simultaneously weeding out the weaklings
Personality: Uppity, perpetually grouchy and irritated, strict, difficult-to-please, by-the-book
Yikes... who peed in her Corn Flakes?! The less time you get to know her personally, the better! You may have thought Batman was a grumpy, embittered hero, but next to this sourpuss, he looks like Donnie Osmond. If you're in her class and manage to pass (and survive!), you've got what it takes to be a true hero. Otherwise... well, you probably don't want to know. I wonder how someone with such a bad attitude can be a good guy...
