Cannon
Real Name: David (Or just Dave)
Alignment: Good
Powers: Arm Cannon that fires energy blasts, mechanical hand
Job: Hero-in-training (As a student of C.R.A.S.H.)
Likes: Being a hero, chilling with Belt Boy, video games, sarcasm, himself, breaking the fourth wall
Hates: Bad guys, Belt Boy's naivite, when Titanium Maiden gets back at him for something he said, psychotic computer programs (I'm sure he must have been referring to something he saw in a cartoon or something when he said that...)
Objectives: To become a hero, to guide his naive companion Belt Boy, to provide the world with his unique brand of comic wit
Personality: Witty, smart-alecky (I love how it gives him that "edge"!), trigger-happy, talkative, handsome... oops! So much for an objective biography...! Hee hee!
Cannon may get on some people's nerves, but in the opinion of this computerized avatar, he's the best hunk of hero there is! "Cannon and B.O.N.N.I.E." does have a sort of ring to it, don't you think? Whoops, there I go again!
Anyway, Cannon's got a sense of humor that not everyone appreciates as much as I do. A lot of people say that Cannon's mouth is like his weapon, in that he's always shooting at least one of them off at any given moment. And it is true that he can be a bit harsh on buff-but-vulnerable Titanium Maiden, but I won't hold it against him; that's just his way! Besides, deep down, he cares about his teammates and would do anything to help them. He also likes me a lot, I'm certain. He just likes to play hard to get, if you ask me.
Belt Boy designed that arm cannon of his, so it's no wonder it packs such a wallop! It's mounted on his right arm, and when it's not in use, a mechanical hand pops up out of the cannon for - well - hand-type purposes (The "cannon" on his left arm is non-functional; it's just there so he looks more symmetrical). Supposedly, Cannon lost his left hand long before it was replaced with a mechanical hand and blaster, but neither he nor Belt Boy has seen fit to tell me how he lost it. Curious...
