Professor Windbag
Real Name: Unknown
Alignment: Good, but he could pass for neutral
Powers: Super wind-breath
Job: Hero, teacher at C.R.A.S.H.
Likes: Rambling, ranting, talking on and on...
Hates: Hard to say; he's not an emotional guy
Objectives: Preparing the next generation of heroes, instructing students by going over the most minute details
Personality: Boring, monotone, long-winded (No pun intended)
He may not be as unpleasant a teacher as Battle-Axe Beatrix, but you won't be having much fun in his class. He does NOT know how to give a short answer to anything, and will describe anything ad nauseum. Whether it's discussing minute details (Only a handful of which will actually be of any importance on the test OR in life), or discussing some unrelated topic after getting off-track, no lesson of his is any less than a two-parter. If you don't understand something he's saying, check with the textbook; asking him to explain something more simply never leads to an answer that is simpler in any way shape or form. No matter how hard you try, no matter how clear you try to make it, you can't get him to be short and to the point... EVER. Bring your iPod into his class and try to look interested.
