Plotline Archive
Want to check out a particular storyline, but not in the mood to search through the entire history of the strip from beginning to end? Well, fear no more! What we have here is the Plotline Archive. Think of it as the table of contents in a book, except you can click onto the chapter you want, rather than having to turn pages and risk horrible papercuts.
WARNING: Under each chapter title, you'll find info on what happens in that chapter. If you read ahead, you might stumble upon SPOILERS!
The First Day, Part 1: Heroes Unite!
Our tale begins, and our trio of heroes unite for the first time. There's love, war, and art and writing that I promise will get better as the comic goes on. Really.
The First Day, Part 2: He Was Axe-ing For It
Our heroes find themselves in the class of Battle-Axe Beatrix and face off against a big scary robot, followed by a big scary summer hiatus.
The First Day, Part 3: This Class Blows
Belt Boy is rejected by Titanium Maiden for unknown reasons, Enticia fails at seducing Belt Boy (but succeeds in seducing Cannon) in her first appearance in the strip, and we meet the most boring teacher in C.R.A.S.H. (or anywhere else)
The First Day Part 4: The Obligatory Origin Story Flashback
Titanium Maiden gets told of Belt Boy and Cannon's origins (In a yellow-hued flashback, no less), reveals that she's an Amazon, and finds herself less-than-pleased with Enticia.
The First Day Part 5: Scares, Sunflowers, and Sentinels
Our heroes meet up with two teachers who are pleasant for a change - the mischievous-but-wise Professor Klawroc and the villainess-turned-heroine-turned-nervous-teacher Shadowy Sentinel - while we are introduced to some wannabe baddies.
The First Day Part 6: After-School Smack-tivities
Miss Sunflower and her lackluster lackey league try to take on our heroes, but turn out to be merely the opening act for a far greater threat. Our heroes return home, but the fear of their mysterious new foe lingers in their minds. We also catch a glimpse of a rarely-seen side of Enticia.
The second day of school (FINALLY!) begins, and Enticia introduces Belt Boy and company to two of her boyfriends, Jackknife and Unk, in a practice drill involving an exploding building, simulated victims, and some smaller, color-coded versions of their old robot "friend".
This plotline is all about alliances! Our trio makes some new allies in Dino-Mo and her friends, Enticia attempts make Belt Boy an ally by beating him in combat, and a surprising alliance is formed which might spell unintentional trouble for Belt Boy.
Belt Boy and Titanium Maiden go out on their first date. Belt Boy has dinner and a movie planned, but Cannon and Enticia have plans of their own. Can Belt Boy and Titanium Maiden share a romantic evening, or will Cannon and Enticia succeed in sabotaging their date (for Belt Boy's "own good", of course)?
Titanium Maiden and Cannon visit Belt Boy in his secret laboratory, hidden in a wooden area deep beneath a... port-a-potty. Anyhoo, Belt Boy plans to give his girlfriend a tour of the place, but it's stopped short when the comic viewers demand some action to finally get sta- er, I mean, when Miss Sunflower and her cohorts attack. Can our heroes keep the villains from discovering Belt Boy's base?
Enticia's begun questioning the use and nature of her powers, and suspects Belt Boy might be able to help her learn more about them. However, he and his friends have their hands full tracking down a mysterious white van that seems to have a connection to an equally mysterious enemy.
Plot in progress... check for synopsis later!