One big cat with two big swords                                                        by Herofox

(Miles is staring out the window.)
Miles thoughts: I don't believe it. Princess Sally?

(Flashback)
Kid Tails: Sally!
Young Sally: C'mere you!
(She kisses him on the nose.)

Miles: Antoine...

(Flashback)
Kid Tails: Chow time guys!
Young Antoine: Ah! Merci Tails. Merci bout cou!

(End of Flashback)
Miles: How could they be the ones trying to destroy Mobius?
(A hand touches his shoulder.)
Miles: YAAAAAAAAA!!!
(He turns around. Mia is standing there with her ears covered.)
Mia: Sorry Miles. It was just a prank.
Miles (gasping for breath): Please try to avoid doing that again!   
(Miles ring gadget starts bleeping.)
Miles: That should be the boss.
(He presses the blue button.) 
Knuckles: Tails, could you come over? I have another job for you.
Miles: I'm on my way!

(He meets Patch in the woods by the ring gate. Patch is eating a sandwich.)
Miles: Peanut butter and banana?
Patch: What can I say? It's an addiction!
Miles: You could say the morpher password.
Both: MOBIAN MORPHER TRANSFORM!
(They transform. "Well Duh!")
Tails: Lets get to work!
Hound: Right!

(They jump through the portal. Knuckles and his girlfriend Julie-su are waiting. Julie-su is a pink echidna.)
Knux: Glad you could make it boys.
Hound: What's the job?
Julie-su: We believe that the Acorn Empire has dispatched a unit to Little Japan.
Tails: What makes you think that?
Julie-su: We picked up a transmission between two of Sally's henchmen.         
(She produces a tape recorder and presses the button.)
Antoine voice: Her majesty has requested the presence of this man. Get-on-the-case!
Storms voice: YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO WORK A LOWSY KIDDNAPPING CASE!?
Antoine voice: WHAT DO YA MEAN WHY!? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TROUBLE THIS GUY HAS CAUSED OUR TROOPS IN LITTLE TOKYO!?
(She stops the tape.)
Tails: Ha ha! My man Storm!
Knux: We sent Flash ahead to find out about this operation.
Hound: Who are they after?
Knux: I should I know?! I wouldn't have sent a spy if I knew what they were planning would I? Julie-su will take you to the rendezvous point to meet Flash and another ally. Saber.
Hound: Saber?
Tails: Friend of yours?
Hound: Yeah. He's the man who first taught me how to fight. 
Julie-su: Can we go now?

(On the plane.)
Tails: How come we have to fly in this old wreck? I really wanted to fly in one of the big and fancy ones! 
Julie-su: YOU...! I spared no effort to find this plane! I also invested a huge amount of time and money in restoring it!

(Later.)
Tails: Hound, that girls a lousy pilot.
Hound: At least she didn't crash like you did last time.
Tails: You had your paws in front of my eyes! 
(Flash comes running up.)
Flash: Hey Guys!
Tails: Bout time!
Hound: Where's Saber?
Flash: He's hanging out at the temple. C'mon I'll show you!
Tails: Hold on a sec.
(He puts on a pair of roller blades and ties a rope around Hounds stomach. Tails ties the other end of the rope to his own stomach.)
Tails: I'm not going to sprain my tail this time! Now Mush! 
(Hound pulls Tails along at Sonic-style speed. They reach the temple. Hound comes to a complete stop.
Tails: LOOK OUT!!!
(He crashes into Hound.)
Tails (Picking Hound up):I really gotta learn how to fly faster.
?????: Hound san. It's been a while.
Hound: Saber? Its you!
(Runs over to him. But...)
Tails: WAIT!YOU'RE STILL TIED ONTO ME!!! 
("TWANG!!!" Hound fly's back into Tails and they hit the ground with a "thump".)
Flash (^-^!): They fall over a lot. 
Saber (-_-!): I did notice.

(They walk into the temple.)
Saber: Tea?
All: Please!
(He pours some Java into four cups. They all take a sip.)
Tails: Not bad.
Flash: mmm...Tasty!
Hound: Just like you used to make.                                                                                                         
Saber: Right. To business.
Tails: We were told that Storm was sent here to abduct someone.
Flash: That's right, and I know whom.
Tails: Who? Who? Who?
Flash: What are you, an owl?
Saber: It's me.
Tails: WHAT??
Saber: Yes Tails-san.  It is I there after.
Tails: It can't be, what did you do to them?
Saber: Cause I trained most of the new freedom fighters. 
Tails: But cant they...
Saber: Tails, I have every confidence that you shall prevail through this ordeal. As with everyone else here, I entrust my life to you.
Tails: Thanks...I think.

(Saber then makes plans to take out Storm but it will take teamwork, he says, that it will work, and storm and co are defeated then he will go to earth and live in the forest as a hermit in a little hut.  That is if the plan works.)

Tails: I think I can here them coming.
Saber: Everyone ready on 3...1...2...3...NOW!

(Everyone bungee jumps from the top of the trees and grabs a person, then the baddies are tied up in the trees and Tails and co go off laughing.)
Tails (still laughing): If that's all their going to send after you, you'll have no problems on earth.
Saber: Thanks ...I think that was a compliment.
Tails: Oh it was, I didn't mean any disrespect.
Saber: That's ok Tails...how...exactly do we get to earth?
(Everyone falls to the floor in stupidity.)

(After they all got up, Rotor shows up in a giant mechanical version of himself.)

Rotor: The show is not over yet! Now you have your greatest challenge ahead of you...MECH ROTOR! THE SUPER VILLAN!
(He fires a shot to free storm, and as Storm lands 20 mechas are behind him ready to be given orders.)
Storm: All units ATTACK!
Tails: Haven't you guys had enough? (Looks at his companions.) You guys take the mechas, Storms mine.
Storm: Excellent decision, now the time has come for me to slash of your tails.
Tails (Charges at Storm with his sword drawn.): Just try it Fang face! YYYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (He lunges at him screaming.)

Storm: Is that what you think? (Draws his axe and lunges at Tails, also shouting.) YYYYYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
(Both of their weapons collide with giant sparks flying from metal off storms axe.)
Tails:  Awww is your axe not charged enough to withstand my ultimate sword? (For the time being anyway.)

Storm: This time I'll get you. (Moves away and drops his axe.) Try this...(a dagger emerges from his sleeve. He throws it at Tails shoulder.)
Tails: AAARRRGGG!!!

(Meanwhile...)

Flash: Saber...Tails's been hit, lets get this over with quick... double whammy on 3...1...2...3...NOW!
(Both do flying kicks at the robot's head compressing rotor inside.)
Rotor: I'll get you for this. (He runs off.)

Storm (Screaming): Darn! I have no weapons left. (Runs away)
Tails:  Thanks guys...**cough**
Flash: If we get him trough the portal his wounds will heal.
Saber: I will go with him... I made a promise.
Tails: Thanks. (Flash bandages his arm)

(All the heroes rush their fallen comrade to the gate and send him, Saber, and Hound back to earth. A couple of minutes after Miles patch return back home, Flash in her human form pops form the portal, then Saber in his form. Realising that they are almost naked, they scream at the top of their voices.)
Miles: Here comes Mia...wow she is fast.
Mia: Oh Miles (gives him a bear hug.)  I was so worried, hey... your hurt what happened?
Miles: Its nothing really, I cant feel a thing...including my arm. (hospital joke.)
Patch: So Saber what's your human name?
Ronnie: Ronnie (well duh) so Flash what's yours?
Cassie: Cassie (You are a Duh brain if you didn't see that one coming.) well were do we go from here?
Miles: Mia and me will go home, Patch will go to hanks, so I suppose you can go to Antoine's old shed.
Cassie: Ok then.
Ronnie: I could put an extra bedroom for you?
Cassie (blushes): Thanks a lot that would be great.
(They say their good byes and proceed home. meanwhile a shadowy figure is watching.)
?????: You wont get away Tails! I should have finished the job 6 years ago.

Who is the shadowy figure this time?
Will Ronnie actually build an outhouse or an extra bedroom?
Why is Cassie blushing what goes on between them two?

Find out in the next episode!

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