The final emerald by Herofox and edited by Hellfox (At Sally's castle in the construction bay.) Sally: How's it coming? Rotor: It's almost ready. Sally: Well hurry up them I'm getting impatient. Rotor: Well hold your horses. Sally: I can't be bothered going to the stables at this time of night. Rotor: Funny...not. (Meanwhile...) Sonic: TAILS!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING MY RAZOR!? Tails: But I don't use your razor. I don't even shave. Sonic: OK. Anyone here who has used my razor put up your hand! (Very slowly a hand rises from the crowd.) Sonic: All right come here. (Mina steps forward.) Sonic: Mina? Why? Mina: Yours is the only razor that I can shave my legs with. I don't want then to get hairy. Sonic: Mina your legs are always hairy. Mina: So that's what I've being doing wrong. (Sonic then starts running in the bathroom direction to blow his chunks.) Tails: I didn't know you shaved your... Knux: I thought you were already engaged. Tails: What? A guy can dream cant he? (All of a sudden SMASH!) Sonic (Cross on his fist): I heard that! Tails (with a black eye): I felt it too. Hound: Hey guys, Star Treks on! Tails: Hey that's a point too. Thanks Knux. Knux What for? Tails: So we can watch shows from earth, on Mobius. Knux: That's nothing. I have a friend that works in an earth T.V station and he sends me the tapes. Tails: You mean... Knux: Yep...they are pre-recorded. Sonic: What do you think they did? Perform the show live? Tails: Huh...? (Back with the baddies...) Rotor: There it's finished. (Sally, Thundercloud, Antoine and Rotor look up at the mighty Mega Badnik.) Rotor: May I present to you the HYPER DINOBOT CUSTOM! Sally: It's big I'll give you that. Antoine: Sacre Blue Cheese, Zat eez troo. Rotor: You said it in six words Ant. Sally: Excellent. Thundercloud will pilot this tank, while you two clowns patrol in egg-o-matics. (They start up the tank. Causing chaos in its wake.) (Back to the good guys.) Julie-su (viewing a monitor): That is one big tank! Sonic: Move out! (They go to intercept the Dinobot.) Sally: Ah Sonic! I was wondering when you would show up. Sonic: Well I'm right on time as always! (Sonic uses a sonic spin. He hits the Dinobot but bounces back and hits Storm.) Tails: You guys are lame! Just watch me! HOWLING STARBEAM! (The beam hits the Dinobot but it's absorbed by some kind of shield.) Sally: Fools! This shied is impenetrable! You can't hurt us! TC: But we can hurt you! (Missiles fire from the sides of the Dinobot destroying everything in sight.) Flash: How the heck are we supposed to beat that thing? Knux: I think I know how. If we find the last emerald, our super forms could beat it! Saber: But where's the emerald? Sonic: Check with Julie-su. (Everyone except Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails return to base.) Remington: Beginning search for Chaos emerald. (He punches some numbers into the computer.) Emerald located. It's in the red mountain! Hound: Why are emeralds always in mountains? (Meanwhile.) (Tails and Knuckles are flying above the Dinobot. It fires two missiles at them. Sonic uses sonic wind to push them up dodging the missiles. The two fly boys land next to Sonic.) Knux: Lets all try attacking at the same time! Sonic & Tails: Right! HOWLING STARBEAM! THUNDER KNUCKLE! SONIC WIND! (All three attacks hit the Dinobot in different spots.) Sally: Hmmm? The shield took quite a beating. Thundercloud, more power! TC: At once. (He reaches for a radio device.) Engine room, pedal faster! (In the engine room, everyone is on a bicycle connected to a power generator.) Worker: We're trying boss! (Meanwhile. Saber is climbing up a cliff.) Saber: The emerald couldn't be in the gift shop? Antoine: Sadly no, but thanks for leading me to it! (Antoine flies overhead. Emerald in hand.) Antoine: BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! Now you'll never be able to supercharge! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! (He starts shooting at the cliff. Each shot misses its target. Saber hangs on to the cliff, turns to face Antoine, and draws one of his Katanas.) Saber: Do you even know what the word "Aim" means? BUZZ SWORD! (The blade slices Antoine's egg-o-matic in half. Antoine falls flat on his face, and Bubble catches the emerald. She then pulls out her gun.) Antoine (biting his claws, and sweating like crazy): What are you going to do to my? Bubble: That depends on how far and how fast you can run! (Ant runs over the horizen just as Bubble fired her gun. The beam chases Antoine off screen where a small explosion could be heard.) Ant's voice: YOWWWWWWWWW!!! (They give the emerald to Remington. A few minutes later he passes three cylinders with a white glow inside them to Mina.) Julie-su: I think it's best if we take it from here guys. C'mon Mina lets go! (They speed off to the battlefield. When they get there Mina hands Tails a chaos drive. Sonic and Knuckles are being held by the Dinobots grabber claws. Mina and Julie-su throw the drives to their boyfriends.) (Sonic takes the chaos drive.) Sonic: SOLAR INVERSION! (Sonics quills stand on end. His eyes turn red and his fur changes from blue to gold. He brakes free from the claw.) Sonic: Super Sonic is back! Mina: Sonics turned completely gold! Knux: My turn! (Knuckles is covered in the same light. His fur changes pink. He also brakes the claw.) Knux: Here's Hyper Knuckles! Julie-su: Wow! He looks cuter in pink. Tails: This is my last shot. Super charge! (Tails glows bright yellow. When the glow fades he is left with a blue cape.) Sally: What's this? He's become Turbo Tails! (Hyper Knux charges at the Dinobot pushing it several feet back. In side, Sally and co are shaking all over the place.) Sally (after she stops shaking): Fire all missiles! (All missiles fire. Super Sonic jumps onto each missile in 0.0001 seconds blowing them up without damaging anything.) (Tails flies into the Dinobots mouth and comes out of its tail. The tank blows up sending Sally & co flying high into the air.) S.S: Well that takes care of those guys...again. T.T: Sure does. H.K: Hey anyone wanna grab a pizza? All: Sure. (All walk off into the distance...) Julie-su: Hey guys, are you forgetting something. H.K: Nope we got the emerald. Julie-su: I MEAN US YOU BONEBRAINS! S.S & H.K: HOLY TOLIDO! WE FORGOT THE GIRLS. (They hurry back, pick up the girls, and fly off home.) What has happened to Sally & Co? What will happen to the emeralds now that all 7 are collected? And will there be anymore wrap up questions? Only time will tell...