Puss in boots by Herofox (Mia is at her cousin's apartment. He opens the door.) Hank: Hi Mia! Mia: Hi Hank. Can I talk to you a minute? Hank: Sure. What's on your mind? Mia: About Miles transforming... Hank: Yeah? Mia: Have you told any one? Hank: Nah. Even if I did, nobody would believe me. Mia: Thanks. Could you keep it a secret? Hank: Sure. But I could make a comic book based on all the stuff someone like Miles could get up to. Mia: That's not a bad idea. See ya! (She starts to walk away but stops and turns around.) Mia: One more thing. Would you let one of Miles friends live with you? Hank: Is he housetrained? Mia: Yes I think...? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!! Hank: All right I'm sorry! Could I meet this friend of Miles first? Mia: I guess so. Hank: So where is he? Mia: Err...he's playing with Miles somewhere right now. I'll find him later and you can talk. (On Mobius. A battle is taking place. All you can see is a mecha being sliced in half by a sword, then another by a scythe. A barrage of rockets takes out a group of mechas and a blast of lightning destroys another group. It's business as usual for our hero, Tails and his buddy Hound.) Hound: How many are left. Tails: Seven. And another nine to the right. (Direction joke. Get it?) Hound: So that's sixteen in total. Tails: If you count the ones we've already wiped out, that makes thirty. Hound: Thirty? Tails: Yeah. That's twice as many as we had anticipated. (Storm shows up. He is running at Hound with his axe in hand.) Storm: I have you now Hound! Hound: Not quite yet! (He punches Storm in the stomach, causing him to flip face first into a tree.) Tails: Nice shot Hound! Now to finish off these metallic morons! (He aims his Rocket gauntlet at every mecha possible. But before he could fire a grabber badniks swooped down and grabbed him in its huge claws.) Tails: Hey! No fair! Hound: TAILS! Storm (running at Hound): YOU'RE TOAST!!! Hound: I DON'T HAVE TIME TO PLAY GAMES WITH YOU!!! (He punches Storm in the face and Storm is left with birds flying around his head.) Hound: Hold on Tails! I'll save you! (Hound aims a powerful blast of lightning at the Grabber but misses.) Hound: Darn it! (He chases the grabber. He reaches lands end and the grabber flies into a big airship.) Antoine (Who's standing on a balcony on the ship): NICE TRY LITTLE BOY, BUT IT JUZT WAZN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!! (The ship flies off. Hound punches the ground and starts to cry.) Hound: I could have saved him! Tails...its all my fault! Girls voice: No its not. (Hound looks behind him and sees a cat girl who is about the same age as Tails.) Hound: Yes it is! I wasn't concentrating when I was shooting at that grabber! Cat Girl: Look Hound, the way I see it is this. You can stay there and beat yourself up about the whole thing, or you could try to rescue your buddy! Hound: How do you know my name? (She pulls out a Ring gadget.) Cat girl: I'm with the resistance! Code name...Flash! Hound: You work for Sonic? Flash: Actually I work for Knuckles, Sonics left to fight in other countries. Hound: So you'll help me rescue Tails? Flash: Sure thing sweetie! Hound: Thank you! OH NO! The mechas! I forgot all about them! Flash: Don't sweat it! I took care of them! Hound: Thanks again! Flash: I know where that ship is headed. C'mon, follow me! (On the ship. Tails is being pummelled by Bunnie & Rotor. His tails and hands are tide together and his weapons have been taken.) Rotor (Punching Tails): Payback time! Tails: OOF! Is that all ya got? Rotor: Of course not! (He punches Tails again.) Tails: You're a coward, not to face me in a fair fight! Bunnie: Hey Rote! The boss wants to see the prisoner. Rotor: All right. It was fun while it lasted. (Bunnie shoots Tails with her pulse gun and he blacks out.) (Elsewhere...) Hound: You mean the base was on this island the whole time? Flash: Pretty smart huh? Hound: I'll say! There's the ship, but how are we gonna get in? Flash: No problem! Sneaking in undetected is my specialty. All you have to do is create a diversion. Hound: Got it! (For the diversion Hound came up with a Zany scheme that was followed by an even zanier scheme.) (And that Zany scheme is to destroy everything in sight.) (Meanwhile... on the ship...) (Tails is chained to the wall, and then a woman walks in...) Woman: Welcome back to Mobius. Having a good time? Tails: I suppose you're the brains behind the Brady bunch in there, (nodding to Antoine and Rotors room. (The woman slaps Tails on the cheek, and then kisses him...) Tails: what the heck was that for? Woman: I dunno? Just felt like it. You see that's the difference between you and me, I can do anything I like, cause I am...Princess acorn. Tails (with his jaw twice as long as his body): SALLY! How can you be the bad guy...or... girl? Sally: Quest for power Tails everyone has the lust for it once in his or her life. I suppose you will at some time, when you're older of course. (Sally steps out of the darkness into full view of Tails. and he can see that she has black hair, green eyes, and a drool able, desirable figure.) Tails: **wow** (he mumbles) you know, for a psychopathic, ultimately deranged, dictator, you aren't that bad looking. Sally: (blushes) Thanks (then stops blushing and has a strict face.) Now enough of the sweet talk. Where are your friends hiding? Tails: Even I don't know where Hound is hiding. Rotor (comes rushing in at turbo speed): I know where he is; he's outside pummelling all of our mechas! Sally: WHAT!? Lets go! Antoine: (standing by the door) AH C'est la Vie. (That's life in French.) (They all rush out and lock the door.) Tails: I wish Hound would get me out of this mess. Flash: you got the next best thing, pal. (Flash jumps down from the ceiling and unties tails.) Flash: Should I have left you alone with your girlfriend? Tails: Thanks but where's hound? (Blushes.) HEY! SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! Flash: Just kidding! He should be knocking on the door right...about...now. (As she said the final word, 3 large bangs rapped the door.) Tails: Spooky or what? Flash: Not really, I could here him coming, you'll see in a moment. (Hound opens the door dragging 30 mecha heads, and 1 of Bunnies' arms.) Flash: You and your trophies. (shaking her head at Hound.) Hound: He He... Tails: Can we get out of here please; I've got a backache. Hound: Sure! Tails: Lets go. (Tails gets his weapons back and starts to rip the ship to shreds.) (After blasting through tonnes of rubble caused by Hound and Flash, they arrive at the edge of the forest.) Hound I can't go on, I'm pooped. Tails: Flash, can you make it to base on your own? Flash: Yeah, why? Tails: No reason. Hound, get on my back. (Hound slumps down on to Tails's back.) Tails: Now it's my turn to give you a lift. (Tails flies up and hound grabs hold for dear life.) Hound: Did I tell you I have a problem with heights? Tails: Just hang on. (Just like that, Tails was away like a bolt of lightning, cause Hound got scared and shocked Tails.) Tails: OOOOWWWWW.... Don't do that. Hound: Sorry I do it when I'm nervous or scared. Tails: Well don't do neither, were coming into land. (Tails decided to give Hound a little scare, so he doped his altitude.) Hound: WWWAAAHHHH...(He covers Tails's eyes.) Tails: Gerroff! I can't see! (Tails performs some really good air manoeuvres, just over the floating island.) Everyone on the ground: OOOHHHHH...AAAAAAAHHHHHH.... Way to go Tails, nice fly show. (Tails pulls a nosedive and crashes right in the crowd.) Everyone: GERROFF TAILS. Tails: Sorry, youz guys. (Everyone was fine back at base, and Tails and Hound prepare to go home.) Tails: Flash, would you like to come to earth with us? Flash: Thanks but I wouldn't have anywhere to stay. Tails: I see. Hound: What's you real name? Flash: Cassie Persian. (Tails and Hound face each other then shrug. They then face everyone else.) Tails & Hound: See you tomorrow guys! Everyone else: Byeee! (Tails &Hound jump through the portal, then transform back to their human forms.) Miles: Well it's good to be back, speaking of which, mines killing me. Patch: Can we eat? Miles: Sure. As soon as Mia gets here. (Mia comes running just like mina the mongoose, at hyper speed.) Patch:**Are you sure she's not a mobian? She does run nearly as fast as sonic.**(patch whispers to Miles) Miles: Sure I'm sure. HEY MIA! Mia: Miles your Back, and your naked. (She stops full about thirty meters away, then she skids the rest of the way, and arrives at Miles.) Mia: Your back (she gives him a bear hug...like you know who.) Miles: This feels familiar some how. (He starts to blush.) Mia (turns to Patch): Hey, I think I found you somewhere to live. Patch: Really, where? Mia: With him. (She points to a man about 18 yrs old and coming towards him.) Patch: Gulp...he's big. Mia: He's my cousin. You can stay with him. And the even better news is that he's gonna keep the transforming thing SCHTUMM. (That means he's gonna keep it a secret.) Hank: So you're my new roommate. You wanna know what happened to the last one? Patch: Well... I'm not sure... Hank: He went on vacation. (All others fall back in stupidity.) Hank: Lets go see the apartment, and get something to eat. Patch: Ok. Do you do sandwiches? Hank: Sure. You like peanut butter & banana? Patch: Never tried it before. (Miles and Patch get dressed and they walk home.) Will Tails & Hound encounter more members of the Mobius resistance? Do bananas taste good with peanut butter? Find out in the next episode!