Randomness in Flagard part 8 by Herofox While Synbios was finding out the location of the kidnapped Princess, from Murasame, Dantares and Cybel were in the office. Cybel: *Answers the phone* Hello? Okay, give me a minute. Hey Dantares, there's someone claiming he's from Mallory on the line. Dantares: *Takes the phone* Mallory? *Then he realises something* I'll give 'em Mallory... (In Mallory) Fynding: Lord Tristus, the Military office in Flagard is on the line. Tristus: Ah good. I'll take the call it's top secret. *Takes the phone* Hello. Military base, Mallory here... Dantares: SHAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! Tristus: @_@ Dantares: Now you listen to me Masqurin, I've told you before about playing these schoolgirl pranks on me! And I know it's you, cause you have a really thin, puny, girlish voice! Tristus: *Boils with rage* Masqurin: *Steps into the office* Hi Dantares, I've just got the mail. Dantares: Oh, thank you Masqurin.... (Then he realises what's going on.) Dantares: 0_0; I'm sorry about that sir... you have been listening to the voice of a mercenary called Elric, who is now under arrest. Tristus: Ah splendid! Now, could you go get Synbios? It's top secret. Dantares: Yes sir! Masqurin! Tell Synbios; he has a top-secret message from Tristus. Masqurin: Right. *Pops her head out the window* Synbios! Top secret phone call from Mallory! Hayward: Synbios! Phone call from Mallory! Top secret! Obright: Synbios! Tristus with a top secret message! Irene: Synbios-sama, Top secret! Dantares: SHAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAP!!! (Meanwhile in an inn somewhere) Spiral: Whoo! That was a tough day travelling. (She took off her top armour to reveal a pink tank top) Medion: Hello! Spiral: AAAAAAAAAAARH!! How'd you get in here?! Medion: I saw you undressing in the window and all of a sudden I could jump through it. Spiral: Have you come to take me back to the empire? Medion: Of course not! I just want some of what you gave my two brothers. (Then he started groping her) Spiral: Get off me you perverted bastard! Medion: Hoho! B'sTARD! (Appropriate family name huh?) (Then he pinned Spiral to the bed, and started kissing her) Spiral: Mmmmmmmm...You're a pretty good kisser... (Back in Flagard, Synbios and Tristus talked on the phone) Tristus: THAT'S where she is?! Synbios: Yes, it's true. She's being held hostage somewhere in Mobius! Tristus: It must be some rouge faction. I'll send Fynding with a message to King Sonic at once. (Meanwhile in Mobius) Wolf Soldier: It's Playtime, Princess! So pucker up! Isabella: I'd rather die! Wolf Soldier: Then how about I blindfold you before I start? Isabella: That'll do nicely! (So be blindfolded Isabella and began kissing her lips, like a wild animal. He was just about to get MORE saucy with her when a huge thud could be heard. When Isabella's blindfold was removed, she could see that she had been rescued by Julian's forces) (Back at the Inn) Spiral: Wow... Medion: ;D told you I was good! Spiral: You're right. I was wrong. *Kisses Medions cheek* Medion: 0_o??? Spiral: ^_^; Okay, now that WAS a little out of character... (Back in Flagard) Synbios: Okay everyone. Lets get to it! (But then a very fast Republican soldier dashes in) Soldier: Sir! Sir! I come hot foot from Mobius! Synbios: I'm not surprised! I can smell your burning feet from here! Soldier: I bring an urgent message from Warlord Julian. The Princess Isabella has been rescued, and is on her way to Aspia, at this very moment. Synbios: Ah! Good news! I must go to Aspia to greet them! (So he mounts Dantares and heads off) (In Mobius) Miles: Good afternoon SIR! Sonic: It's about time we had a serious word about women, young man... Miles: ^-^; Heheh...What do you mean sir? Sonic: *Shows photograph of Miles kissing Grace* Miles: *Blush* Oh that... Sonic: Now Miles, I've told you before about...*The phone rings* Sonic: Yes? WHAT?! When? *Puts the phone down* There's been an accident, I'll have to go. I'm leaving you in charge here Miles! Miles: Yes sir! (Sonic goes to see the problem) Dog Soldier: Someone knocked me out, and made off with the Princess! Sonic: Drat! Now what am I suppose to do to amuse myself, with the queen off visiting her family?! Take this man to the Rack! Dog Soldier: Oh no! Sonic: Maybe that'll teach you not to play with my hottie, won't it?! Next Time, Julian's force try to Get Isabella to Aspia.