Randomness in Flagard part 8 by Herofox

While Synbios was finding out the location of the kidnapped Princess, from Murasame, Dantares and Cybel were in the office.

Cybel: *Answers the phone* Hello? Okay, give me a minute. Hey Dantares, there's someone claiming he's from Mallory on the line.

Dantares: *Takes the phone* Mallory? *Then he realises something* I'll give 'em Mallory...

(In Mallory)

Fynding: Lord Tristus, the Military office in Flagard is on the line.

Tristus: Ah good. I'll take the call it's top secret. *Takes the phone* Hello. Military base, Mallory here...

Dantares: SHAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Tristus: @_@

Dantares: Now you listen to me Masqurin, I've told you before about playing these schoolgirl pranks on me! And I know it's you, cause you have a really thin, puny, girlish voice! 

Tristus: *Boils with rage*

Masqurin: *Steps into the office* Hi Dantares, I've just got the mail.

Dantares: Oh, thank you Masqurin....

(Then he realises what's going on.)

Dantares: 0_0; I'm sorry about that sir... you have been listening to the voice of a mercenary called Elric, who is now under arrest.

Tristus: Ah splendid! Now, could you go get Synbios? It's top secret.

Dantares: Yes sir! Masqurin! Tell Synbios; he has a top-secret message from Tristus.

Masqurin: Right. *Pops her head out the window* Synbios! Top secret phone call from Mallory!

Hayward: Synbios! Phone call from Mallory! Top secret!

Obright: Synbios! Tristus with a top secret message!

Irene: Synbios-sama, Top secret!

Dantares: SHAAAAAAAAADAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

(Meanwhile in an inn somewhere)

Spiral: Whoo! That was a tough day travelling. 

(She took off her top armour to reveal a pink tank top)

Medion: Hello!

Spiral: AAAAAAAAAAARH!! How'd you get in here?!

Medion: I saw you undressing in the window and all of a sudden I could jump through it.

Spiral: Have you come to take me back to the empire?

Medion: Of course not! I just want some of what you gave my two brothers.

(Then he started groping her)

Spiral: Get off me you perverted bastard!

Medion: Hoho! B'sTARD! (Appropriate family name huh?)

(Then he pinned Spiral to the bed, and started kissing her)

Spiral: Mmmmmmmm...You're a pretty good kisser...

(Back in Flagard, Synbios and Tristus talked on the phone)

Tristus: THAT'S where she is?!

Synbios: Yes, it's true. She's being held hostage somewhere in Mobius!

Tristus: It must be some rouge faction. I'll send Fynding with a message to King Sonic at once.

(Meanwhile in Mobius)

Wolf Soldier: It's Playtime, Princess! So pucker up!

Isabella: I'd rather die!

Wolf Soldier: Then how about I blindfold you before I start?

Isabella: That'll do nicely!

(So be blindfolded Isabella and began kissing her lips, like a wild animal. He was just about to get MORE saucy with her when a huge thud could be heard. When Isabella's blindfold was removed, she could see that she had been rescued by Julian's forces)

(Back at the Inn)

Spiral: Wow...

Medion: ;D told you I was good!

Spiral: You're right. I was wrong. *Kisses Medions cheek*

Medion: 0_o???

Spiral: ^_^; Okay, now that WAS a little out of character...

(Back in Flagard)

Synbios: Okay everyone. Lets get to it!

(But then a very fast Republican soldier dashes in)

Soldier: Sir! Sir! I come hot foot from Mobius!

Synbios: I'm not surprised! I can smell your burning feet from here!

Soldier: I bring an urgent message from Warlord Julian. The Princess Isabella has been rescued, and is on her way to Aspia, at this very moment.

Synbios: Ah! Good news! I must go to Aspia to greet them!

(So he mounts Dantares and heads off)

(In Mobius)

Miles: Good afternoon SIR!

Sonic: It's about time we had a serious word about women, young man...

Miles: ^-^; Heheh...What do you mean sir?

Sonic: *Shows photograph of Miles kissing Grace*

Miles: *Blush* Oh that...

Sonic: Now Miles, I've told you before about...*The phone rings*

Sonic: Yes? WHAT?! When? *Puts the phone down*

There's been an accident, I'll have to go. I'm leaving you in charge here Miles!

Miles: Yes sir!

(Sonic goes to see the problem)

Dog Soldier: Someone knocked me out, and made off with the Princess!

Sonic: Drat! Now what am I suppose to do to amuse myself, with the queen off visiting her family?! Take this man to the Rack!

Dog Soldier: Oh no!

Sonic: Maybe that'll teach you not to play with my hottie, won't it?!

Next Time, Julian's force try to Get Isabella to Aspia.

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