Wild and Wet by Herofox (In Sally's castle on Mobius.) Sally: I'm disappointed with you Storm. Storm: In what way you're Highness? Sally: You are supposed to be the finest solider in the Acorn Empire, and yet you cant even defeat a little puppy. Storm: Hound cheats! Sally: No excuses! You have tried and failed to defeat Hound thirty eight times, and I for one find this very embarrassing! Rotor (whispering to Antoine): This could get ugly. Sally: You two are even worse! Antoine: How? Sally: At least Storm can hold his own in a fight! You two clowns couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag! Bunnie: How 'bout letting me fight? Mah cannon will easily wipe the floor with the rebels! Sally: Good idea. But I think this time all five of us will fight. Antoine: You're coming with us? Sally: Yes. Rotor, prepare the Freedom Fighter special for departure as soon as Tails is spotted! Storm: **Tails doesn't have spots? ** (At good guy HQ, the boys are enjoying a quiet coffee morning. Except Hound who is drinking Tea. Coffee's too strong for him.) Saber: How's your arm Tails? Tails: It's healing nicely. Hound: It's Storms fault you got hurt. Next time I see him I'll make him pay! Tails: Don't get so upset. Next time I'll be ready for him! Saber: Just don't underestimate him. Storm is a dangerous enemy. Knuckles: Could we change the subject? Tails: Ok Knux! So Saber, did you build that extra bedroom? Saber: Yes. It took three hours, but it was kind of fun. Hound: How come Cassie's face went red when you offered to build that room? Saber: I asked her why when you left. It's the first time someone has done her a favour without wanting something in return. Knux: That's pretty sad when you think about it. Tails: Yeah. Knux: Hey! Have you guys herd about the chaos emeralds? Tails: I think so. You, me, and Sonic used them to super charge right? Knux: Right! I was just thinking that if we had them, the Acorns wouldn't stand a chance against us. Tails (looks at the other two.): Anyone up for a little treasure hunt? Hound: Sure but where do we start looking? Saber: There's a rumour that a special treasure is hidden in the Aquatic ruins temple. Maybe that would be a good place to start? Knux: I'll send Cassie a message to meet up with you. Tails: Ok, lets go! (Back to the baddies.) Rotor (Runs in at Hyper speed): We found him boss! Sally: Where? Rotor: In the Aquatic ruins zone! Sally: All right people, MOVE OUT! (At the ruins.) Tails: Ok, this may, or may not be easy. Saber: Well we have a radar unit to track the radiation from the emerald, and I have a pretty good idea of what we're looking for so it shouldn't take too long. (There is a rustle in the bushes. Saber whispers to his friends.) Saber: Ready your weapons to flush that guy out of his bush. (They spin round to face the bush. Tails locks on his fox claw rockets, Saber charges his plasma launchers, and Hound readies his electric generator.) Tails: Come on out Storm! Girl's voice: Who's Storm? All boys: Huh? (A Sea lion girl aged about 14 steps out of the bush.) Girl: My name is Bubble. Saber: Sorry dear. We thought you were someone else. (She starts to blush.) Saber (With sweat drop): Err...Do you live round here? Bubble: Yeah. Since my parents where robot-iziced I've lived here all by myself. Tails: I know how you feel. I lost my parents when I was just a baby. Hound: The last time I saw my Dad, he was captured by badniks. Saber: I have no memory of my childhood. I can't remember my parents. Bubble: That's sad you know, Hey that makes us all orphans you know. Tails: Hey it does. Do you know your way around here? Bubble: Sure, but there are lots of traps here, so we'd better be careful. Hound: So how long have you lived here on your own? Bubble: About 7 years, why? Hound: Oh no reason. ** With a sly little grin** Saber: What are you grinning at Hound? Hound (whispers to Saber): I think I'm in love. Saber: LOVE!! HAHAHAHAHH! (Everyone looks at Hound who is blushing as red as a tomato.) Hound: Stop looking at me like that. I didn't do any thing bad. Bubble: So you like me then? (Bubble starts to blush.) No-ones ever said that too me before. (She goes to hound and kisses him on the cheek.) Tails: Hound's the one for the mobian romance, wait here comes the finish. (Hound Faints.) Saber: Guess he couldn't take a kiss seriously. Hound: Uuuuuuurrrrggg, what happened? Tails: Bubble kissed you. Hound: Ohh (faints again.) Saber: There he goes again. Bubble: Maybe I shouldn't do that again? Tails: I think your right. Bubble: Can someone wake him up? Tails: HOUND WAKE UP!!! Hound (Getting up rather urgently.): Yes sir! Bubble: You finally ready? (Hound Faints Again) Tails: Not Again! Bubble: Hound if you get up now ill go out on a date with you. (Hound gets up and runs and stands by Bubbles side.) Hound: Let me at 'em I'm gonna kill 'em, I'll take 'em all on. (as you can tell he's trying to impress Bubble.) Tails: Take it easy Mushrambo! You aren't the ultimate warrior yet! (Mushrambo is a character from another anime called Shinzo that is aired on Fox kids.) (Meanwhile...) Sally: We've arrived at the Aquatic ruins base. Antoine: We have a base here? Sally: (DONK!) take that you moronic ignoramus. Antoine: owww, did you have to hit me so hard? Sally: yes, it's the only way to get some sense into that little peanut of a brain of yours. Rotor: hey sally, what's an ignore-moose? Sally: (DONK!) You, you dunce. Antoine: Madame Boss, What Is Z Dunce? Sally: How come I'm surrounded By Numbskulls. (Sally walks out.) Rotor: Hey Ant. Antoine: Yes? Rotor: What's a numbskull? (Meanwhile...with our hero's) (Bubble whispers in Hounds ear.) Hound: HeHeHe... Tails: Get a room Guys, Listen if you two are gonna do that, you can go back to base. Hound: No thanks, I think I can behave for about 20 minutes. Tails: But we've got another 2 hours walk ahead. Hound: Not with me you don't (hound rushes of in the distance then a large SNAP is heard.) Bubble: Hound, no! (all of them go looking, and Hound lies motion less with his Neck stuck in a giant mousetrap.) Tails: There' no pulse. (All of a sudden Hound stands up.) Hound: Ouch! That thing hurts! (Tails and Saber look at him with blank faces. All except Bubble, who has tears in her eyes.) Bubble: oh, Hound I thought you were dead! (Hugs him.) Hound: Well if this is what I get I should die more often. Tails: but how...I felt your pulse and you had none. Hound: Simple, I have a condition called Temporary impervious syndrome, which means for a short period of time I can shut down my body to protect my bones from breaking. I need to shut down for that to work. Bubble: Cool, I have a temporary impervious Boyfriend. Hound: Yeah, its fooled Storm on Quite a few occasions...(Blushes) Hey did you just say I was your boyfriend? Bubble: Yep, Any problems? Hound: Nope. Tails: What do you see in him. Bubble: Good question. I like Saber better. Hound (falls over in stupidity): I just can't win. Tails: Wow. Now I know why you're called Hound. (Legend has it people who are called Hound can't keep a girlfriend.) Saber: I fail to see the logic in that remark. Tails: Forget it, we've got to find the emerald. Bubble do you know anywhere it might be? Bubble: It should be in the temple. Saber do you want to walk a head with me (she says with a slight grin.) Saber (With sweat drop.): Err...No thanks, I have something to talk about with Tails. Tails: What about? Saber (whispers): Girl troubles. Tails: Oh, I see. (They walk some more and meet Flash.) Flash: What's up guys? Tails: Hound's been dumped by his first girlfriend and Saber has girl problems. (DONK!) Saber (Holding a mallet.): YOU SAID YOU'D KEEP IT A SECRET!!! (Back to the bad guys.) (Our villains walk up to a command station.) Worker: You honour us with your presence Queen Acorn. Might I say that it was a stroke of genius to spread a rumour about treasure in the temple to trap fools with. Worker2: Not to mention the fake treasure, used as bait. Storm: DON'T TELL THE WHOLE WORLD IT'S FAKE!!! (A radar unit bleeps.) Sally: Those meddling kids are in the temple! Ok team; let's catch some creeps! (Sally & co make their way to the temple from one side. Tails & co arrive from the opposite direction.) (Tails, Hound, Saber, Flash, and Bubble, All meet Sally, Storm, Antoine, Rotor and Bunnie at the entrance to the temple.) Tails: Well, here are some familiar faces. Sally: Quiet kid, now that we're all here, we need a suitable battle ground. Bunnie: Allow, me. (she pushes a button on her arm, and the temple begins to sink below the ground to reveal a smooth flat arena.) Tails: Nice demolition job. Bunnie: At least someone appreciates my work. Sally: HE'S THE ENEMY. Bunnie: I DON'T CARE IF HE'S MEL BROOKS!! HE STILL LIKES MY WORK!! Sally: Fine. Tails: Hey, if we're gonna fight lets do it. I gotta Hankering for some spankering. Sally: Ooooh. Such mature words for a shrimp like you. Tails: Right that's it! your mine! Sally: Fine with me! Hound: Fancy a dance Storm. Storm: As usual my axe and me want to make you happy, and blown away. Bubble: I'll take the robo misfit. Bunnie: Who you callin' misfit, shuga? Saber: Rotor, how 'bout a different battle style? Rotor: Yeah, Sumo style! Flash: Leftovers are fine with me. Antoine: Oh my... (Each pair of fighters clash. Tails and Sally duke it out with swords. Hound and Storm go scythe to axe. Bubble and Bunnie go at it with guns blazing. Saber and Rotor are wrestling "SUMO STYLE!" Flash is swinging Antoine around with her whip.) (A large explosion could be heard from way across the distance.) Rotor: There goes my lab. Sally: What exactly did you do? Rotor: I was in the middle of making an unstable semi-nuclear bomb when you sent us here. Sally: So...How much of my castle was destroyed? Rotor: Pretty much all of it. Sally: We'll reconvene at beta base in the meantime...Bunnie if you will. Bunnie: Thanks, I've always want to try this... Firing Sonic Cannon. (A large sonic wave comes out of the end of her blaster, and hurts the ears of our hero's so bad they are left unconscious. That includes Antoine as well.) Bunnie: Oop's well I'll get him and we can go. Sally: Right then just make sure we're clear next time you do that. Bunnie: Will do boss. (Our hero's wake up and find themselves alone in the arena.) Tails(Looks around for the villans): Not again! (Later.) Bubble: Can I come with you? Tails: Sure. Do you have a name you can use on earth? Bubble: Well my real name is Sandy Waters. (All of them go through the ring gate and deactivate their ring gadgets. As usual they are all in their underwear.) (They all look at each other for a brief moment. Then.) All: AAAAAARRGGGGGGG!!! What will happen if they don't get their clothes on in time? Will people get the wrong Idea? Will Bubble find love? And where is the beta base of the Acorn Empire? Find out next time on Hero Were Beasts.