Real Name: Alexandra (but I got plenty of nicknames...Ally, Al, Alex, Lexie, Alsey, Angel, Prism, Alibops, Alge, Hobag, Smoka......)

B-day: 10/18 (*HINT HINT*)

Astrological Sign: Libra (apparently this means I'm creative....but the scales make me think of unbalanced...mwhahaha...x_x;)

Hair color: Blond (heehee, then again you probabbly coulve guessed that!!)

Eye Color: Blue

Height: I dunno.....i think about 5'7"...?

Occupation: Shampoo girl @ a hair salon....o_O; (for, like, ever)

Marital Status: Currently involved w/ b/f

Hobbies: hmm, let me think...writing, drawing, using photoshop, shopping, talking on the telephone/AIM, going to the movies/mall, hanging out w/ all my buds, swimming, basketball (augghh!!), volleyball, community service, painting, running, tae bo, cooking, sleeping, playing hooky, going to the beach, body piercing, etc etc etc......

Likes: Writing, drawing, sleeping, cooking, watching jerry springer/maury (laugh it up, i know u do too), angels, working w/ adobe photoshop, guys, going to the mall/movies, adam sandler, tom hanks, guys, matt damon, 'friends', 'seinfeld', 'american idol', linkin park, guys, NFG, eminem, evanescence, summer, the beach/boardwalk, guys, rollercoasters....wow lotsa stuff!!

Dislikes: physics, dirty old men (who come into the hair salon), winter, school, term papers, bitches, algebra 3, mendham, crappy movies (that still cost like $10!!), spoiled brats, insincere ppl, backstabbers, being broke, asshole guys, dirty mexicans (LoL), stalkers, ammonia, lil yippy dogs (that live to be 17 and puke on me LoL), blabbermouths....gotta lot of those too, apparently, LoL! ^^;;

Click here to see the pwetty results of all the retarded online quizzes i have taken! LoL!! ^____^

Ok, that's that. Now, if you actually read that and are still here, here are a bunch of shoutouts to my friends and fellow peeps--I luvs ya all!!!! ^-^

Layla ~ How's my best bud "Nancy??" lol, how old is that?! Thanks for always being there for me and keeping all my retarded secrets, I'll love you forever!! We've done so much stupid stuff, from Moonshoes to swinging pizza dough around in the back room of your aunt's restaraunt, and even though before I knew you I used to despise you (lol) I don't know where I'd be without you!! AND WHICH ONE OF YOU GODDAM BASTARDS WANTS TO DIE FIRST???! hahaha!!! It's ok, Jason, YOU'RE COMING OVER FOR PIZZA!!! LoL!! Why do you keep trying to set me up with a lepurchan or mama's boy?? o_O;; You gotta come over again, let's go see another POS movie like Dracula 2000!! ("...Umm, why are we the only ones laughing...?") Just don't you EVER go to the Florida w/o me again, and download AIM, I miss talking to you!! I'll call you later and we'll make my dad's phonebill skyrocket again like it does every month!! lol!! Miss ya! (Tell Nick I say hi!!)

Kara ~ Hey, what's up, girlie? Kandy K!! Omg, the crap we've been thru!! And yet you still talk to me!! Here are just a few brief examples: (1.) "Can I have $1 to buy fries w/??" (2.) "Dookman?? What the hell...?!" (3.) "It's Brian!! Oh my God, it's Brian!!!....oh wait..." (3.) BEE!!!! "Sit down!! Sit down!!" (4.) PUNCH BUG!!!!! *punchpunchpunchpunch!!* (5.) Living La Vida Loca =) (6.) "OH MY GOD, THERE'S THAT LIGHT AGAIN!!!.....I hope it happens again!!" {lol, the "T" and "the dog"!! hahaha!!} (7.) "Oh, Jehovah, please let us.....WHAHAHAHAHA!!!" (8.) "....Oh, wait, I see, you don't need to stand directly on the footprints!!...O who cares, let's go stick another buck in the quarter machine!!" (9.) "...Oh, I don't like the angel background you two got on this photo...are there anymore??" ".......No." (10.) "Hey, there's a hot guy, watch me dump this all over the - " *CRASH!!!* and (11.) {my favorite!!} "Omg, Kara, is the door locked...?" "...............Go away!! Go away!!!!" *smack! smack!!* lololol!! I luv ya, "sis", and thanks for putting up with all my crap!! (p.s. ~ I still think "annoying" suited me better! lol!)

Jackie ~ Omg, where are you???!! I haven't seen you in like forever!!! And your mother doesn't even know where you are half the time!! Email me, I miss you!! We go way back--how sad!! lol! Remember all the stupid stuff we used to laugh at, like me and my brother singing "How Much is That Doggie in the Window" or how I couldn't call it a fart, it was a "gassie." hahaha!! Well, whether I'm throwing a tantrum at your six-year-old sleepover party that I can't be the letter A in the word "hello" or peeing my pants in the middle of the Sixth Sense, you never let me down!! I miss you so much, as soon as your leg heals let's go see a movie!! And next time, when the evil Zardons are attacking the Earth and the Glares are asking for our help, you and me will go get Gawain and go to the beach instead!! lol!! I'll luv ya 4eva!! (hey -- "broken leg!! broken leg!!" lolol!!)

Lisa ~ Hey, how's my favorite cuz?? I haven't seen you or talked to you in a long time -- why'd you stop emailing me?! It was so cool to see you at the play, we've got to get together more often!! When was the last time we had seen each other before that?? Lik e five years ago?! Omg, that's really bad!! Give me a call or email me, let's go see a movie or something!! Of course, now that we're both working it's going to be a pain in the ass to actually get some free time (yes, sadly enough, I accepted that job offer at the hair salon..! o_o;), but we'll work it out somehow!! I miss you!

Ok, now all my buds from Chester, the most boring place on Earth!!

Caitlin H. ~ My fellow isolated bench warmer!! lol!! Omg, why does it always seem like the conversation stops as soon as we get there?? And why is some dirty German always stalking you and drawing $%^&s on your locker?? lol, we all know who you like, get over it!! haha!! When no one else pays attention to me, I know you'll always be there, and then we feel like losers together!! Just b/c I can't waltz or play basketball and neither of us can seem to pass bio!! lol!! But you CAN lift weights, even if you deny it. "No, no, I suck, I'm such a weakling!!.....Add another 45 pounds to that side, will ya??" Don't you dare move and leave me by myself, you're my only friend!! And get away from that window! I'll be right back on schedule tommorrow, and I'll go buy your bagel with you!! (but only if you stop putting ice cubes down my shirt!! In that case you can go sleep on the floor in front of the bathroom again!! lol!! Damn Washington trip...) And goddammit, stop saying that I need peanut butter M&Ms!! (Eminem...hehehe...^_^)

Taryn F. ~ Taryn, Taryn, Taryn, what can I say?? We have so many inside jokes, probably half of which you don't even remember!! "One minute....one minute...." lol, MARTY!! We love you Marty!! And we miss you!! Just admit it, you know everyone's ignoring me!! o_O; And the way you used to shove your entire potato chip bag into your mouth...haha!! And that party you gave last year....lol, how funny was that?? And our lengthy conversations about "Devon"...heehee, he's so hot!! We've been thru so much together, and yet you haven't killed me!! (Taryn: "The day has only begun...") Cheap people unite, we're too lazy to buy everyone gifts for Christmas!! lol!! And I know I'm not a princess, you'll always be above me, won't you?? JOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Sara M. ~ Fifth grade......how very sad that I can still remember that!! And eigth grade math class!! lol!! Omg, the retarded things we've been through! 2x - 58y + 3,000,000q = 41.6754.....WHAT THE HELL!!! haha!! And make up your mind the way you ask me about your hair!! Either say "Does it look ok?" or "Does it look bad?", don't mix and match the two!! Oh, and just to let you know, that doesn't say "ice cream shake", it says "ice cream shaké". It's French. It means cup. That's right. Oh, did you want ice cream in that too?? Umm, hang on, let me get the manager......lol!! Why won't you share your skittles or drinks with me, I swear to god I'm not contageous! Remember, I'm gonna be on your talkshow as the stupid bitch w/ no friends!! "Y'don't know me!! Just shut uh, y'don't know me! Sit yer ass down!!" Haha, "Où?? Shall I repeat it again...? Où?" lolol!! I hope your parents don't think I'm weird, especially after what I wore to the BSB concert....and your uncle must think I'm a freak -- "Hey, um, I'm gonna puke, can you drive me home...?" Can I borrow a pencil, I need to go purge, damn gum!! heehee! Anyway, we survived math last year, we can do it again!! And let's see tommorrow how much we can make Salvas hate us by talking the whole time!! lolol!! Now, I'm off to go buy your water........

Rachael H. ~ Rachhieeee!! What's up??? Fifth grade was great for us too, wasn't it?? Sitting next to Mike V....lol! AND NO, I WILL NOT DRAW YOUR HAIR LONGER!! GET OVER IT!! lol, I'm j/k!! Rachael, we've had to do some really screwed up stuff, e.g. The Phantom of Tobacco!! lol, OMG!! "You will not get to sleep...." haha, make it stop!!! Haha, and our lousy repetative version of "Blue"? "It ain't blue, if you don't breathe you will die, if you don't breathe you will die...." Heehee, and how about our stupid bottle rocket that wouldn't fly?? Even though you are a PITAP, (lol, do you remember that?? Sadly enough I do...) and suffice to say, you're not a figure skater when it comes to black ice on the pavement in front of school on Valentine's Day, you're a great friend and have always been there for me!! Remember ~ if I'm drowning, you have to leap in and save me or I'll sue!!

Becca M. ~ Yayyy, my favorite Random Person from My Fair Lady!! lol, this year has been so retarded, yet you still pass every class with flying colors!! But you still need to be my friend, I pay you. Help me, I need to stop drawing all over my notes!! And give me a goddam piece of paper!! lol! Even though we're all gonna die because of the cell rebellion or from the attack of the mudskippers, I know I'll always have you there to purge with me!! lol!! Remember, I am the eVil xylophone, and you really should stop drawing siamese sperm on your history notes!! ("BUT IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN TOO MUCH FUN WITH ONLY ONE HAND!!!!!!") I don't know what's so funny about Gandhi and the Sphinx, but I'm sure we'll figure it out eventually!! And tell your parents not to hate me, they don't have to drive me home anymore!! Thanks for showing me ("SHOW ME NOWWWWWW!!" o god!! {said like Gandhi}) how to actually get a halfway decent grade in bio, and I don't see why the English can't learn to speak!! GENE POOP!!! haha!! ....but really, it's just hot in here.....B.A.A.!!!

Jessie S. ~ Wahhhhhhh!!! How could I forgotten you, omg!!!! I'm soooooooooo sorry!!! T_T You know i luv ya anyway, sweetie, even tho i'm a pathetically pale blond w/ no idea whats going on around her!! LoL!! (you know its the truth!! hahaha!!!) I'm so glad I finally got to know you better over the last few years, cuz you've been so nice and helpful to me thru everything!! ^^ (but omg, you have to stop searching thru my purse, ur going to get me in sooooo much trouble!! LoL!!...and don't you DARE turn around and say anything to me in chem. when he's talking about *that*....yea, that won't give it away!! LoL!!) But seriously, you've been a kickass friend to me, even if u DO tease me about just about everything......LoL!! and no, i have a feeling *loverboy* (wut a goddam PRICK!! arggggg!!!) won't be coming w/ me to homecoming this year, as a matter of fact he might not live @ all!! LoL!! so yea, u might have to be my date to homecoming after all, either that or i have to take ur date!! LoL! algebra 2 sucks, yea!!! RECEDING HAIRLINE!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! LoL!! he really does have one, i'll tell ya, LoL! i'm neva gonna pass any of my classes, help me!!....anyway, in conclusion (LoL), thanks again for always being there for me (and remembering my b-day, hehe ^^;;), and I know i can tell you anything and you won't judge me...too much!! (LoL, unless its about........NO!!) haha, luv ya sweetie!! ^.~

Sarah H. ~ Nellie Hoden!! LoLoLoL!! wasup girlie?? omg, don't even get me started w/ u, i've put u thru waaaaaayyy too much to even write here, LoL!! i'm so glad i got to know u better after the musical last year, b/c i don't know where i would be w/o u right now!! (my neutral 3rd party...LoL!!) Thank you so so so so so so much for putting up w/ me and listening to me bitch on and on and on and on...........you've been SUCH a big help, i'd be so miserable w/o u!! Even w/ that little inside joke about my hair tie..."ummmmmm i REALLY need that back now!!......omg, i'll just use my bracelets then!!" LoL, u must be like, "holy shit, this bitch is SUCH a freak!!!" but hey, thanks for not saying it out loud! LoL! but anyway, gym sucks, i can't believe he asked me if i was planning on failing, LoL!! and i definitely can't believe that i answered 'probably!!' LoLoL!!!! omg, how am i going to pass anything this year??? i wish i had come to ur bbq, it sounds like a lot of 'interesting' things went on over there, LoL! (well, now that u know that thats classified as rape....LoL!!) Speaking of which, why didnt u help me when that freaky director was molesting me?? isnt there a law against that??! well, i guess this whole conversation is pretty "casj" (i dunno, how WOULD you spell that?? LoL, o well who cares, Al Gore is hot, right?? LoLoL!!!), so i guess i'll shut up!! thanks again, u slut (LoL), and wallflowers unite!! luv, sexy cow

Amanda O. ~ Hahaha, I finally can tell you three apart!! ok, Allie, shut up!! Thanks for always coming up and keeping me and Caitlin company when everyone's boxed us out of the circle, and for following us when we're going on random treks around the school!! Don't worry, I'm sure *u know who* will eventually get the hint that we really don't like her hanging around and maybe decide to leave u alone and stop trying to poison u w/ reeses!! (and omg, why the hell does she keep reading those 'promise' wrappers?? wtf!!! LoL) lolol!! And next time, ask ME to get u a spoon, ok?? hahaha!! And here, take all my disgusting skittles!! And I'm sure your cake was great, just as soon as you finally managed to find all the ingredients......O, and thanks for helping me search for my sleeping bag when the possessed clown stole it last year at Taryn's party!! lol!!

Brittany O. ~ Ah, our memories of dancing in gym class....and shut up, you did to play in basketball!! haha And kickboxing....freshman gym class will always hold a special place in all our hearts! Pump that iron, Brittany!! "Is it too heavy...?" ".........No, you stupid faggot." Thanks for always being there for me even if the only time you talk to me is when you're looking for Taryn, and I hope I haven't scared you too much!!

Kathleen O. ~ You too, you always played in basketball!! I hate you!! lol j/k! You only talk to me when your looking for somebody else too, what's up with that?? lol, i'm j/k!! Yea chemistry sucks!! i wonder how much longer you can take me turning to you every 3 seconds saying "ok, um, what the hell is he talking about??" LoL!! HELP ME!! I'M BLOND!! AHHHHH!! LoLoL!!Thanks for being a good friend and being there for me!!

Meghan F. ~ "What? What did you say?? I didn't hear you!!" Haha, I have to admit that you've gained a lot of your hearing back this year! So much so that you're always listening in history and when you ask me a question I'm always like, "Duh??" lol, eat something, dammit!! Don't just drink a diet coke, go eat some food, for crying out loud!! lol, I'm j/k! Thanks for always being a good friend and laughing even if what I said wasn't funny!!

Ally G. ~ Hi, Ally, I'm talking to myself again!! haha!! Thanks for always telling your mom to block the bus when I am so running late, even if I can't seem to move my fat ass quick enough to actually climb into your car brfore the bus drives by!! haha, you've been such a good friend to me, and I can even remember the 1st time we actually met each other, on some stupid little field trip to a farm in kindergarden! (I remember b/c I was trying to pick up a chicken when we were discussing how cool it was that both our names were Alexandra!! lol) Thanks for listening to me bitch on and on and not falling asleep!!

Zana J. ~ Yeah, keyboarding sux!! haha, don't worry, you'll beat that game Dots eventually, if Ed and Nick ever leave you alone!! You're a really good friend, let me tell ya, and you always make me feel self-conscious about my crappy fashion sense!! lol!!

Caitlin M. ~ lol, is there a guy in the world you don't have a crush on??! lol, i'm j/k!! You've got to point out these guys that you stare at on your walk from keyboarding, why don't I see them?? You're so funny, thanks for always being there for me!!

Courtney M. ~ Omg, I don't know where I would be without u!! Thank u so much for lending me ur jacket to put over my *illegal* tank top!! Didn't I look hot w/ a green sweatshirt over purple?? lol! And I'm so jealous of the fact that everyone actually remembers your b-day!! lol!! Roswell forever!! i'm w/ u, max and liz better stay together!!

Leah M. ~ Heehee, Leah, you're so funny!! You're another one of those people who will laugh at me even if my crappy joke wasn't funny!! Yummy, can you make me some brownies next year on my b-day, they were so good!! And wuts this about u and talking sheep??

Corinne D. ~ OMG, I'm sooooo sorry!! I can't believe I forgot to shoutout to you!! *smacks self in head* Y'know, you gotta keep me in line, i AM blond after all!! LoL, our stupid inside jokes....JUDGE JUDY!!! (that's meeeee!! hahaha!!) If i had to repeat one year over again it most certainly would not be 7th grade!! heeheehee!! How many retarded roles did i have to play??! Judge Judy, Aunt Jemima (O GOD SHOOT ME!!), gay Ponce de Leon (that had to be one of my favorite plays!! "A reunion....gone bad." lol!), some colonial mother (4got her name...), what else?! There's got to be more!! hahaha!! and our "outtakes"....yea, they didn't look staged, did they?? haha!! i miss you alot, ur the only 1 that remembers my b-day!! Email me, we gotta get 2gether sometime!! ^_^ (O, and our shitty public speaking project!! w/ the rock band!! AHHHH!!!)

If I forgot anyone, I'm so sorry!! I will put you up here eventually, but this page took me SO LONG....just keep looking and I'm sure I will when I finally remember!!

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*Btw, if you ever want to get in touch with me (i'd love to hear from you!! ^_^), you can email me at pRiSm_AnGeL1018@hotmail.com or talk to me on AOL IM at my screen name, ChibiKaos128!!