A STORY

-Seventh Heaven Bar-

Cloud: (Drunk) Hello...*hick*..I like apples

Tifa: Erm Cloud?

Cloud: I LIKE PICKELS *hick*

Red: What's with him?

Cloud: And you know *hick* how I like

Tifa + Aeris: WHO!!

Cloud: I like.............sephiroth

Sephy:...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Barret: HAHAHAHAHAHA *Rolls around on the ground in uncontrolable laughter*

Cloud: Come here Sephy-poo

Sephy: ACK....

*Sephy runs out door screaming like a 5 year old girl with Cloud close behind him*

Barret: *Still laughing on ground* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......oops, I pissed my pants

Cid: MWAH HA HA HA HA %$#@ing hell Barret, wern't you potty trained

Barret: Shu' up foo'

Elsewhere-A graveyard

Vivi: What are we doing here?

Zidane: We are here to dig up Daggers mummy, so she will be happy

Vivi: But isn't she kinda...dead

Zidane: Oh, yeah

Vivi: I sence something

Zidane: Yes, it seems like something is scared

*Sephy runs across the screen with Cloud close behind him pulling a kissing pose*

Vivi: That was disturbing

Zidane: Yeah I know

*Squall appears*

Squall: Where the hell am I...forget that....HELP ME!!!!

Zidane: Why

Squall: Quistis is after me

Vivi: So, just lionheart her

Squall: No.......she smells funny *Cringes*

-Sunny open plain-

Vincent: Finally peace and quiet!

Sephy: Stop chasing me!!!!!

*Sephy runs right into a screen door*

Cloud: I have got you now Sephy!!...pucker up

Sephy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

*Romance noices are heard*

Sephy: *Cough* CLOUD MUST DIE

Cloud: I LOVE YOU SEP.....wait did you just I must die...............oh CRAP!!!!!

*Sephy now Chases Cloud around the place*

Vincent: STOP IT YOU TOO!

Yuffie: Hee hee, I just stole Clouds knights of the round summon Materia

Cloud: GIVE THAT BACK

Yuffie: Nah ah I will summon it

*Yuffie summons kinights of the round, accidently on herself*

Barret: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yuffie: I am in a huge amount of pain here

*Selphie appears*

Sephie: HELP ME!!!!! QUISTIS SMELLS

Tifa: Uh oh, here she comes

Quistis: Hi

Zidane: *Hack, cough* How long has it *Cough* been since you had a *Cough* shower *Faints*

Quistis: About 3 years now

*Everybody faints, except Cid*

Cid: %$@@ing *Cough* hell you stink *Cough, splutter*

*Choco runs pass*

Choco: MY BUTTS NUMB!!!!!!!!

*Everyone hops up*

Quistis: I just had shower

*FF8 Victory Music Starts up*

Dagger: Hello...

*Everyone looks at her*

Dagger: What?, I just had to say something in the fan fiction

Sephy: AHHHHHHHHHHH

*Runs off agian, with a disturbing Cloud behind him*

Barret: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA....oops, I did poopie

*Everyone takes a step away from Barret, 'cept Cid who is on the ground laughing uncontrolibly*

Cid: GWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA

Laguna: Well, whos hungry

EVERYONE: *Except Cid who is still laughing on the ground* ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tifa: It wasn't THAT funny

Cid: HAHAHAHAHHA

Tifa: Cid!?

Cid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tifa: CID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cid: HAHAHA...oh, right

Aeris: You know what I need

Sephy: I NEED MY MASAMUNE *Sword suddenly appears* Thanks *Turns around* Ohhhhh Cloud

Cloud: Crap

*Runs away*

Selphie: What the hell ah you

Red: I am what you want me to be

Selphie: Well, I want you to be a fridge

*Red turns into fridge*

Red: HEY!!

Selphie: LUNCHS READY!!!

Aeris: Let's go back into the bar

*Everybody leaves*

Red: HEY, your not just going to leave me out here......hello?........HELP ME!!!!!!!!

-Seventh Heaven-

Squall: That's a good beer!!

Cid: HOLY SH*T

*Everyone jumps*

Tifa: What is it!?

Cid:.....huh

Aeris: You said Holy shit, why?

Cid:..................I..............Don't know

*Everyone moans*

Sephy: CLOUD!, STOP LOOKING AT ME, LOOK AT SOMEONE ELSE

Cloud: Ok then...........................................Vincent, I never knew you were so cute

Vincent: Ah %$#@

Tifa: Here we go agian

THE END

Red: Hello?, anyone out there..............GOD DAMN IT HELP ME!!!!!!!