Clouds Wonderful Undie Chunks
CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS First Season, First Episode
RUFUS'S SUMMER HOUSE
Cloud: Look at me?
Tifa: Why
Cloud: I'm THIN, LOOK AT ME, I'M NOTHING BUT SKIN AND BONES
Sephiroth: SO?
CLOUD: I'M GONNA BECOME PHAT...I mean FAT (Runs into kitchen)
Aeris: Oh no!
Vincent: What?
Aeris:....Crap, I forgot
(A scream is heard from the kitchen)
Laguna: What happened
Cloud: I can't do it, I'm to cute to become fat
Barret: (Rolling his eyes) Thenn don't become fat foo'
Cloud: No, Must be fat
Tifa, I know, I'll cook you soemthing really fatty
Cloud: Thanks, Shnokims
Sephiroth: Oh god, I think I'm gonna throw up
Rufus: Not on my floor
Cid: Shut up %$#@ up, I'm trying to watch Dukes of Hazard
5 minutes later
Tifa: Here you go Cloud (whispers to everyone) You better, get out
of the room
Aeris: Nah, I'll stay here
(Tifa hands Cloud the meal, A piece of lettuce)
Cloud: Is this all!!!!!!!
Tifa: Yup...............RUN AWAY
(Cloud eats the peice of lettuce, then he grow so fat, that he
walls around the kitchen fall over)
Sephiroth: Holy dog poopie
Cid: Daym
Barret: Foo'
Squall:........
Rinoa: ^%$#
Fat Cloud: Whoa, I'm fat (Starts jumping up and down, which causes
a giant earthquake)
Kid: Look, a beached whale
(A airoplane flies over head)
Pilot: What the %$#@ is that
Co-Pilot: Hee Hee, look at it's fat ass
Cloud: Yay. I'm fat,.............damn I wanna be skinny agian
(Everyone sighs)
Tifa: Bloody hell
Yuffie: Make up your mind
(A low rumbling noise is heard)
Cloud: I need to fart
Sephiroth: (Wide eyed) Oh sh*t
Vincent: RUN!!!!!!!!!!
(Cloud farts sending huge shockwaves that blow up Rufus summer
House, and all of Costa Del Sol and send huge tidal waves towards
Junon, that completly destroy the city, and let's not forget the
smell of this thing)
Hojo: (Suddenly Appearing) Such power, I must harness it
Cloud: Uh oh!
Sephiroth: The power come out of his ass hee hee
Hojo: YES, I must stick tubes up there so I can use this power
Cloud: Ah, &^%$
Cid:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........................ha
Squall: (drunk)......
5 days later
(Cloud has gottern so big that Shinra disided to rebuild Midgar on
Clouds ass)
Seventh Heaven
Tifa: I love my new bar, hey where is cloud?
Vincent: You, built your bar on hiss ass
Sephiroth: Hee Hee
Aeris: OH NO, Cloud gonna shrink
Tseng: How do you know..............oh, that's right, the ancint
thing
Aeris: But he is gonna release all of his fat, in one big fart
(Bom Bom ^%$#ing Bom)
Sephiroth: That;s more powerful than
500,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.1 Meteors put
together
Red XIII: .1?
Sephiroth: Shut up, stupid lion thingy
Tifa: So what do we do?
Irvine: I know! We will call the weapons to kill Cloud
Tifa: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Zell: How about we shoot Midgar into outer space
Cid: Yeah, that's gonna work
Sephiroth: How, about me move to another Fan Fiction
Laguna: Yeah, I heard that the 'Jerry Spring VS Games' Fan Fiction
is ment to be good
Seifer: You are all wimps
Sephiroth: Huh?
Seifer: Why don't we go on a mystic quest to find out how to cure
Cloud
Tifa: Yeah, that's cool
Aeris: How long will it go for?
Seifer: About 3 discs, Only 1 for the PS2 remake
Barret: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yuffie: Will, I get Materia?
Seifer: Maybe
Yuffie: I'M GOING
Zell: Well I'm not
Everyone: Ok then, see yah Zell
Zell: HEY
Highwind
Sephiroth: Hey!, who is the villian of this story
Tifa: I dunno, Barret think of someone
Barret: Ok...............I'm done
Aeris: God, Don't tell us who it is
Cid: Where are we going
(Highwind theme music ends in a big screech)
Cait Sith: God point
Red XIII: How about, the Northern Crater, maybe we will find
something in the life stream
Tifa: Grear idea, I'm glad Jimmy thought of it
Jimmy: I don't exist (Vanishes, Even though he dosn't exist)
Northern Crater
Sephiroth: Nothing here
Squall:......
Selphie: Nothing here either
Seifer: There is a clues soemwhere on this planet
5 Days later
Seifer: Where could the clues be
Tseng: Another Fan Fiction maybe
Sephiroth: Like what
Tseng: Maybe erm....uh...
Barret: (Cutting in) How about Legend Of Dragoon?
Laguna: Nah, if we go there it would another corny crossover
between games
Seifer: Then. how about another planet?
Barret: But what planet foo'
Sephiroth: (Pulling stiking pose) THE PLANET EARTH
Rufus: Hee Hee Earth
(Crickets Chirping)
Rufus: HEY!
Squall:....
Rinoa: To Earth then
(Highwind get transported to the planet Earth by really cool
special effects [We had alot of money in our budget] and crash into
the sea)
Cid: Ow, my head, where are we
Sephiroth: Near, someplace called, America
Seifer: Cool (Whispers something to Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: Cool (Seifer and Sephiroth run off)
Quistis: We better find the clues
Yuffie: Yay BLUES CLUES (Gets smacked over the head with a very
big frying pan) OW!
Tifa: Maybe the mall has something to get rid of wieght?
Vincent: Maybe
NASA
Sephiroth: And that's why we must use you laser beam
Scientist: You want to use our state of the art laser beam, so you
can cut off Clouds damn haircut, just how bad can his hair be
Seifer: (Hold up picture)
Scientist: OH MY GOD, I'll Get it right away
Sephiroth: Excellent
[Notice then every character in that little segment had the first
letter S, Pointless note that]
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