CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS First Season Second Episode

 

America, New York Mall

 

Rinoa: Wow, it's so big

 

Rufus: (Zips up trousers) Why thank you

 

Laguna: Were here to get Cloud some anti-fat pills

 

Squall:..........why?

 

Laguna: So we can end this fan fiction

 

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Aeris: So, what shop do we go to?

 

Tifa: That one

 

Laguna: Faties R Us?

 

Vincent: Let's go

 

In Shop

 

Irvine: Hi, do you have any Weight loss items thingys

 

Shopkeeper: Yup

 

Tifa: Cool, can we have some

 

Shopkeeper: Nope

 

Laguna: Why not?

 

Shopkeeper: I'll only give you some if you have the item Yuiop

 

Aeris: Yuiop

 

Shopkeeper: Yup, come baxk when you 3 of them

 

Cid: &^%$, well we better find the Yuiops

 

Tifa: (Pulls dramatic pose) Yes, we must save Cloud

 

Vincent: Erm...K

 

Zell: Where are these Yuiop thingys

 

(Everyone goes silent)

 

Rinoa:.......erm..we didn't figure that out yet

 

Cait Sith: How about Junon underwater reactor

 

Irvine: That's gonna take hours to get there

 

Junon Underwater Reactor

 

Cid: &^%$ that was fast

 

Zell: How did we get here so fast

 

????: I sent you here

 

Laguna: Who is that

 

????: My name is Todd

 

Rufus: Hee Hee

 

Todd: What is so funny.......DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!.........MUMMY THERE LAUGHING AT ME

 

Mummy: I died, so don't bother me

 

Todd:..Bugger, oh well by Mummy

 

Cid: Geez, you suck Todd

 

Todd: Shut up you...you....POOPIE HEAD

 

Laguna: Hey, Where Sephy and Siefer?

 

Squall: Must of left them on Earth

 

Tseng: So TODD, what is your plan for world domination

 

Todd: Crap, I didn't get that far, I guess this happens when you fail RRRET High School

 

Barret: RRRET?

 

Todd: Really Really Really Evil Thingys

 

Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhh

 

Laguna: Great, first we have to cure Cloud, Now we have to Defeat Todd

 

(I looks like our heros have a new threat)

 

Vincent: Who said that?

 

(I did)

 

Zell: Who are you?

 

(The Narator)

 

Squall: Oh

 

(Anycrap, our heros must go to the New Midgar to defeat the Shinra once and for all)

 

Tifa: How do you know that

 

(I read the walkthrough)

 

Aeris: Oh, well that's handy

New Midgar (Clouds fat ass)

 

Rufus: Hee Hee Ass

 

(Cough, Cough)

 

Laguna: (Gives Rufus a really bland look)

 

Rufus: What!?

 

Tifa: Anyway, we must defeat Shinra.......agian, so Clouds ass will be free of giant skyscrapers

 

Cid: So what the %$#@ do we do

 

(You must Nuke it)

 

Aeris: Oh, well I think I have one in my pocket

 

Barret: ????

 

Aeris: Oh here it is (Pulls out of her pocket, a 9ft long Nuke)

 

Cid: How the %$#@ did you get that in here

 

Aeris: I have huge pockets

 

(She dose, the costume makers made sure that she had big pockets)

 

Irvine: Well what do you know, Aeris, drop the nuke on Midgar

 

Aeris: NO, I love me little Nukey Wukey

 

Todd: (Appears) Bloody Hell, give me that Nuke (Drops Nuke on Midgar)

 

Tifa: Well, that made it easy

 

Barret: What now foo'

 

Tifa: Let's shrink Cloud

 

Fat Cloud: I'm gonna fart now

 

Red XIII: GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Tifa: Hey Narator

 

(What?)

 

Tifa: Can you take us to Earth

 

(No!)

 

Laguna: Why not?

 

(You gotta get the Yuiops)

 

Selphie: Damn, I forgot about that

 

(Oh alright here you go)

 

(3 Yuiops appear, Now I'll take you to Earth after you give Cloud the thingies)

 

Quistis: Alrighty then

 

(Tifa gives Cloud the Yuiops then he shrinks, Not before he dose a Mega Fart, blowing up the entire planet)

 

Laguna: Ahhhhh

 

(What will happen to Laguna and co, are they still alive.....of course they are, anycrap stay tuned for

 

CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS Seasion 1 Episode 3