CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS First Season Second Episode
America, New York Mall
Rinoa: Wow, it's so big
Rufus: (Zips up trousers) Why thank you
Laguna: Were here to get Cloud some anti-fat pills
Squall:..........why?
Laguna: So we can end this fan fiction
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Aeris: So, what shop do we go to?
Tifa: That one
Laguna: Faties R Us?
Vincent: Let's go
In Shop
Irvine: Hi, do you have any Weight loss items thingys
Shopkeeper: Yup
Tifa: Cool, can we have some
Shopkeeper: Nope
Laguna: Why not?
Shopkeeper: I'll only give you some if you have the item Yuiop
Aeris: Yuiop
Shopkeeper: Yup, come baxk when you 3 of them
Cid: &^%$, well we better find the Yuiops
Tifa: (Pulls dramatic pose) Yes, we must save Cloud
Vincent: Erm...K
Zell: Where are these Yuiop thingys
(Everyone goes silent)
Rinoa:.......erm..we didn't figure that out yet
Cait Sith: How about Junon underwater reactor
Irvine: That's gonna take hours to get there
Junon Underwater Reactor
Cid: &^%$ that was fast
Zell: How did we get here so fast
????: I sent you here
Laguna: Who is that
????: My name is Todd
Rufus: Hee Hee
Todd: What is so funny.......DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!.........MUMMY THERE LAUGHING AT ME
Mummy: I died, so don't bother me
Todd:..Bugger, oh well by Mummy
Cid: Geez, you suck Todd
Todd: Shut up you...you....POOPIE HEAD
Laguna: Hey, Where Sephy and Siefer?
Squall: Must of left them on Earth
Tseng: So TODD, what is your plan for world domination
Todd: Crap, I didn't get that far, I guess this happens when you fail RRRET High School
Barret: RRRET?
Todd: Really Really Really Evil Thingys
Everyone: Ohhhhhhhhhh
Laguna: Great, first we have to cure Cloud, Now we have to Defeat Todd
(I looks like our heros have a new threat)
Vincent: Who said that?
(I did)
Zell: Who are you?
(The Narator)
Squall: Oh
(Anycrap, our heros must go to the New Midgar to defeat the Shinra once and for all)
Tifa: How do you know that
(I read the walkthrough)
Aeris: Oh, well that's handy
New Midgar (Clouds fat ass)
Rufus: Hee Hee Ass
(Cough, Cough)
Laguna: (Gives Rufus a really bland look)
Rufus: What!?
Tifa: Anyway, we must defeat Shinra.......agian, so Clouds ass will be free of giant skyscrapers
Cid: So what the %$#@ do we do
(You must Nuke it)
Aeris: Oh, well I think I have one in my pocket
Barret: ????
Aeris: Oh here it is (Pulls out of her pocket, a 9ft long Nuke)
Cid: How the %$#@ did you get that in here
Aeris: I have huge pockets
(She dose, the costume makers made sure that she had big pockets)
Irvine: Well what do you know, Aeris, drop the nuke on Midgar
Aeris: NO, I love me little Nukey Wukey
Todd: (Appears) Bloody Hell, give me that Nuke (Drops Nuke on Midgar)
Tifa: Well, that made it easy
Barret: What now foo'
Tifa: Let's shrink Cloud
Fat Cloud: I'm gonna fart now
Red XIII: GOD NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Tifa: Hey Narator
(What?)
Tifa: Can you take us to Earth
(No!)
Laguna: Why not?
(You gotta get the Yuiops)
Selphie: Damn, I forgot about that
(Oh alright here you go)
(3 Yuiops appear, Now I'll take you to Earth after you give Cloud the thingies)
Quistis: Alrighty then
(Tifa gives Cloud the Yuiops then he shrinks, Not before he dose a Mega Fart, blowing up the entire planet)
Laguna: Ahhhhh
(What will happen to Laguna and co, are they still alive.....of course they are, anycrap stay tuned for
CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS Seasion 1 Episode 3