CLOUDS WONDEFUL UNDIECHUNKS Season 1 episode 3

New York

Yuffie: FART

Barret: Shut up the hell up foo'

Irvine: (Pulling out gun) If you say that more time I'll....

Yuffie: Diss

Squall: Huh

Yuffie: Y'know, Diss

(Everyone stares at Yuffie blandly)

Yuffie:.....SHUT UP!

(Sephy appears)

Sephy: Can I have some Oreos

Laguna: Wha'

Sephy: Never mind....can I have some Liver and onions

Barret: Foo'

(Red and his father Seto appear)

Red: Hi

Seto: Hello

Tifa: Seto, an't you ment to be petiried

Seto: oh yeah, (turns into stone)

Rufus: Ass

Jimmy: You suck (Jimmy leaves just as oddly as he appeared)

All: ????

Laguna: Anyway, what do we do now

Aeris: We can find out what Sephy is doing

All: SURE!!

Airport

Sephy: Hi, I'd like to go to a place called...(looks at script)..um...Russia

Attendant: Do you have a passport?

Sephy: A wha'

Seifer: A passport? that the hell is that?

Attendant: Diss

Yuffie: That's my line (Vanishes)

All: Erm, right

(Todd appears)

Todd: Hi, Sephy Seifer come with me

Sephy: K

GIANT SECRET LAB IN A LOCATION THAT I CAN"T TELL YOU

Todd: Welcome, this is where I will create the Toddima Weapon

Sephy: Erm, right, what the hell has that go to do with us?

Todd: I'm going to make you your own weapons

Seifer: But I like my ganblade

Todd: No, the other type of weapon

Seifer: Oh

Sephy: Cool, I'm going to call mine, Ed

Seifer: And mines going to be......Charlie

Sephy: Eds better

Seifer: Charlie is

(Sephy and Seifer starts slapping each other)

Todd: O..k then (takes a step back)

The Next Scene: Car

Laguna: Damn I hate Volvos

Barret: I like them

(Vincent knocks Barret out with a cow stunner)

Vincent: I knew that would come in handy one day

(A giant figure shadows over the car)

????: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Ran out of breath)

Cid: Who the $#@$ are you?

????: Youll see (figure flies up into the air, but gets sucked into a jet engine) OW MY ASS, IT'S NUMB

All: Hee Hee

Rufus: Ha HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Aeris: It want that funny

Rufus: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cid: God damn it shut the hell up (Shoves his spear up Rufus's ass)

Rufus: (High pitched voice) Erm, ow

Laguna: Who was that

Barret: I know, let's look ahead in the script

(5 minutes later)

Rinoa: Ahhh, it's Ultimecia (she hasn't been in many fan fics so she is in this one, K)

Secret Location

Sephy: ED!

Seifer: CHARLIE

ED!: Sephy......oops

Sephy: ED!, thats better

Seifer: CHARLIE

Todd: (Jumping up and down) STOP IT

(Whole room goes silent)

Todd: Better, now for our evil plan

(What is Todds evil plan, find out tommorow on CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS Seasion 1 Episode 4)

Todd: HEY, stupid narator, I know my plan now so why can't I tell them

('cause you suck)

THE END

(White Screen)

Aeris: Hi

(Aeris gets shot)

Vincent: (Puts gun away) Heh Heh Heh

Cloud: GOD NO!

Tifa: YES, CLOUD IS MINE HEH HEH HEH

Cloud: Who are you?

Tifa: (Red faced)

Vincent: Erm, nice knowing you Cloud

Cloud: What do you mean (Looks at red faced Tifa) %$#@