CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS Season 1 Episode 4
TODD'S LAB
Todd: Mwah ha ha ha ha, your weapo...wepon...GIANT ROBOT THINGYS
are completed
Sephy: Erm, right
Seifer: Now what?
Todd: Erm...we go do....um....bad things
Sephiroth: *Sigh*
Todd: Now we go, destroy some big thingys
Seifer: And give Cloud a damn haricut
A VERY LONG WAY AWAY...about 5 meters
Laguna: So, where is Todds base?
Cid: Just a second i'm looking....let's see, the walkthrough says
that we have to go through the secret tunnel below the tree
Squall: Which tree?
Cid: What do you mean which tree (Looks up to see that they are in
a rainforest)......Oh
Rinoa: Erm, how about that one
(A loud cheer is heard)
Vincent: YES!!
Tifa: What?
Vincent: I got a Pro Action Replay cheat cartridge, now we can go
to the debug menu, and skip this bit
Everyone: Yay
Vincent: I'll just put it in now
(The forest is replaced by the debug menu)
Laguna: Which one now?
Tifa: How about the top left one
(Junon background pops up)
Aeris: Wrong one, how about this one
(They enter Todds Room)
Todd: Huh. how did you get here?
Vincent: Pro Action Replay
Todd: Prepare to die, Ed Weapon, Charlie Weapon, attack
Irvine: ED?
Ed Weapon: Shut up
Vincent: That's a stupid name
EW: *Sniff* (Runs away) MUMMY, THERE MAKING FUN OF ME...wait, I
don't have a mummy (Blows up) Ow
Charlie Weapon: You wont kill me
Cloud: (Does Omnislash
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times, then vanishes)
CW: Ah &^%$ (Blows up ina breath taking FMV)
Cait Sith: Ooooooooooh pretty
Todd: No, not my weapons, oh well you won't kill me MWAH HA HA HA
HA HA HA (Transforms into a giant turd) Oh Crap
Seifer: Look at the size of that
Laguna: That's a big poo
Todd: I will kill you, Turd or No Turd
Seifer: How
Todd: By drinking beer (Downs Beer)
Vincent: That's one beer
Laguna: 2 beers
Yuffie: 3 beers
10 Seconds Later
Rinoa: That is 76873465387456947562938652398756928375623875623
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Beers now
Todd: (Now so drunk that he can make other people drunk just by
breathing on them) Hee Hee *Hick* now i will make the wor *hick* ld
drunk
(Todd breathes on everyone, making them drunk)
Tifa: I love you...*hick*
Aeris: Come here kitty, kitty *hick*....*BURP!!!!!!*
Sephy: JAVA JAVA JAVA JAVA, OREOS!!! *Hick*
Laguna: How come, I'm not drunk?
Todd: (Collapses)
Everyone, except Laguna: (Collapses)
Laguna: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!, I WANNA BE
DRUNK TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
What will happen to Laguna, why isn't he pissed, drunk, What will
happenm to todd, and will Sarah and Tony get married stay tuned for
DAYS OF OUR LIVES............CLOUDS WONDERFUL UNDIE CHUNKS Season
1 Episode 5
TRALIERS
COMING SOON, TO A FAN FICTION SITE NEAR YOU, Sephiroth Chronicles,
Opperation: Poopie
what happens when Sephiroth turns into James Bond...it turns out
to be a unoriginal Fan Fiction that will score 1/10
"It's the most boring story ever" New York Times
"It totally Sucks" Sydney Herald
"Help me, my cats up a tree" Some old ladie
"I love you *hick*" A drunk Aeris
COMING INA BAZILLION YEARS TIME...Or next week, which
ever one is closer