Jerry Springer Vs Games

 

Jerry: Hi folks today we be talking to couples from FFVII,FFVIII and Resident Evil 3

 

(Sound of fighting from back)

 

Jerry: Sounds like our first guests are ready so bring them out!

 

(Squall and Rinoa come out)

 

Jerry:Thanks for joining us

 

Rinoa: Shut up, let me get to the point Squall i've been sleeping with other seeds

 

Squall: @#$!%# Bitch, well i've sleeping with Angelo

 

Rinoa: Arsehole!

 

Jerry: Who's Angelo?

 

Rinoa: My dog, Well i've been sleeping with your pet goat

 

Squall: That goat doesn't love you!

 

Jerry: Well thats interesting, where do we find these people!,lets bring out our next guests!

 

(Tifa and Cloud come out)

 

Jerry: Hello

 

Cloud: I'm here to tell Tifa something

 

Tifa: Yes, Cloud

 

Cloud: Tifa i've been sleeping with your sister

 

Tifa:Me too Hey maybe we can do it together

 

Cloud: Alrighty then!

 

Jerry: Well they figured that out quick,sick weirdos!,Bring out our next guests!

 

(Sepheroth and Rufus come out)

 

Jerry: Whats your problem?

 

Rufus: Sephi and I have been together for 6 months and i've got to tell him something

 

Sephi: Yes , Ruphi

 

Rufus: I'm a she-male

 

Sephi: You have BALLS!!!

 

Rufus: Yes

 

Sephi: i always thought they were japanese medicine balls

 

Rufus: And I thought it was foreplay?

 

Jerry: Lets not go there ,lets bring out the next peoples

 

(Zidane and Dagger come out)

 

Jerry: Why have you got a tail?

 

Zidane:(shrugs)I came here to propose to Dagger

 

Jerry: Isn't she to sharp for you (Drum Beat)

 

Crowd:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

Dagger: I won't marry you

 

Zidane : Please!!!!!!!!!!

 

Dagger: No!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jerry:Lets move on

 

(Taimat and Bahumut come out)

 

Bahumut: I want to know if Timat is my Brother Or Sister

 

Timat:Well if you must know i'm both!

 

Bahumut: oh!!!!!!!!!

 

Timat: I'm aslo your mum and dad

 

Bahumut: My God!!!!!!! MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Timat:SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Jerry: Touching, movin on

 

(Jill and Nemisis come out)

 

Jill: He never talks to me anymore!!

 

Nemisis:STARS!!!

 

Jill: see, Nemi the magic gone out of this relationship

 

Nemisis:STARS!!!!!

 

Jill: I want a divorse!!!!!

 

Nemisis: S..T..A..R..S? (confused)

 

Jerry: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that is tragic, thats all we have time for today see you tommorow!!!!

 

THE END

 

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Mog: Cool .....kupo

 

Rufus: my summer house!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!