Jerry Springer Vs Games
Jerry: Hi folks today we be talking to couples from FFVII,FFVIII and Resident Evil 3
(Sound of fighting from back)
Jerry: Sounds like our first guests are ready so bring them out!
(Squall and Rinoa come out)
Jerry:Thanks for joining us
Rinoa: Shut up, let me get to the point Squall i've been sleeping with other seeds
Squall: @#$!%# Bitch, well i've sleeping with Angelo
Rinoa: Arsehole!
Jerry: Who's Angelo?
Rinoa: My dog, Well i've been sleeping with your pet goat
Squall: That goat doesn't love you!
Jerry: Well thats interesting, where do we find these people!,lets bring out our next guests!
(Tifa and Cloud come out)
Jerry: Hello
Cloud: I'm here to tell Tifa something
Tifa: Yes, Cloud
Cloud: Tifa i've been sleeping with your sister
Tifa:Me too Hey maybe we can do it together
Cloud: Alrighty then!
Jerry: Well they figured that out quick,sick weirdos!,Bring out our next guests!
(Sepheroth and Rufus come out)
Jerry: Whats your problem?
Rufus: Sephi and I have been together for 6 months and i've got to tell him something
Sephi: Yes , Ruphi
Rufus: I'm a she-male
Sephi: You have BALLS!!!
Rufus: Yes
Sephi: i always thought they were japanese medicine balls
Rufus: And I thought it was foreplay?
Jerry: Lets not go there ,lets bring out the next peoples
(Zidane and Dagger come out)
Jerry: Why have you got a tail?
Zidane:(shrugs)I came here to propose to Dagger
Jerry: Isn't she to sharp for you (Drum Beat)
Crowd:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Dagger: I won't marry you
Zidane : Please!!!!!!!!!!
Dagger: No!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry:Lets move on
(Taimat and Bahumut come out)
Bahumut: I want to know if Timat is my Brother Or Sister
Timat:Well if you must know i'm both!
Bahumut: oh!!!!!!!!!
Timat: I'm aslo your mum and dad
Bahumut: My God!!!!!!! MUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Timat:SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Touching, movin on
(Jill and Nemisis come out)
Jill: He never talks to me anymore!!
Nemisis:STARS!!!
Jill: see, Nemi the magic gone out of this relationship
Nemisis:STARS!!!!!
Jill: I want a divorse!!!!!
Nemisis: S..T..A..R..S? (confused)
Jerry: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! that is tragic, thats all we have time for today see you tommorow!!!!
THE END
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mog: Cool .....kupo
Rufus: my summer house!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!