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Hershy's USA Trip
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PHOTO NO CC01

Winner # 2 Angel
Umm...I think I should've taken the left turn at Alburquerque.

Winner # 3
There were many entries with similar captions:

Donny Bailey

Can you hear me now?, Can you hear me now?

David Rosenberg
"Can You Hear Me Now?"   "Good."

ingadew
Can you still hear me?

laura
Can you hear me now? (Refers to a cell phone television commercial here in the states)

no1j
Can you hear me now.    (Verizone phone commercial)

RoseBud
...CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Richard A

Can you hear me now ?

Susan Watkins
"Do you hear me know"?

Tom
"Can you hear me now?"


Becky Jewett

Excuse me. Nature calls!

Billy Stant
connectivity" even in the mountains!

BLCarmean
Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello...Hello

Donny Bailey
Damn the guy on the cell phone commercial was right about the coverage.

Brendan Henderson
You know that street map you gave me . . . .

Camille
OMG!!!! I left the toilet paper up there!!

Carolyn W
Hello, Triple-A?

Daniel
Beam me up Scotty! This is not the beach!

Greyz C. Bautista
Mountainous Interruptus

Jacqui
If you look closely at the mountain you can see 2 faces in the rock on the right as we look at it. This is the first comment i thought of after seeing the faces..............
I've got a sneaking feeling that I'm being watched.

James B
"OnStar, may I help you?"
"Yes, this is Becky, are you sure this is Mt. Rushmore?"

Jim Brennan
Casting call for the remake of The Sound of Music.
Hi Mom...did you say to turn RIGHT or LEFT at the top of the mountain?
What time does the yodeling seminar start?

John F B
hershy where are you were allready late

John Mc
your at what lone pine tree??

Jolinstrom
SKIPPER !!   GILLLIGAN !!!  I see a ship!!!!!!

Judy Moore
 BK saying "Who did you say you are?"

Karen E Howe
Are you sure those slick flat leaves will work?

Kim
Queen of Photos on the Rocks

Linda B
Hello, is this directory assistance?

Martin G
What do you mean?  Don't look now, but there is some giant creeping up behind me!

MeCbE
Can we get a Pizza..no anchovies please.

Michele 
"Hi, Hershey!  No, I haven't found the mountain yet, but I know it has to be around here somewhere!"

Mike
"Mt Rushmore my rear!  I told you a $10 GPS was going to be junk!"

Pam Osborn
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY, I DON'T SEE ANY CHOCOLATE HRESHEY FLOWERS UP HERE?

R Shankar
Spot the Crouching Lion!!

Pam
Where am I and How the hell did I get here?

Sandra L
"What do you mean this is a collect call from the Satellite?"

Shishir
You said, first left and go stright, you can't miss it!! &%#$@*

St Claire
Shhh! Don't talk so loud, I think I am being watched.  (Notice the face in the rocks)

Vai
There was a PnP Bud called Becky
Who went to the mountains for a rekky
There she almost did fall
Cos she got a call
From Papa Hersh saying "Hello Becky"

Wendy B
Hello darling, you'll have to drive 2 miles further back, I still can't get you in focus.


                                                

PHOTO NO CC02

Winner # 2 David Rosenberg
As soon as the Cab Drivers stop fighting, We'll be able to get to Disneyland.

Winner # 3 Pam
Here we stand, both dressed in blue,
sharing a "Boy! is it great to meet you.

Brendan Henderson
We don't have tigers in America

Daniel
Hey! At least I'm color-coordinated and my pants are not wrinkled!

Jim Brennan
Don't look now but the spy is wearing aqua colored socks and a big grin!

Kim Mc
Queen of Photos meets King of PnP

Martin GO
How did that fabric softener get wrapped around my ankle?

Sandra L
We'd better hurry with this picture. Looking like this could attract autograph hunters.

Shishir
We worked hard to co-ordinate our wardrobe, but it was a rainy day. (
we were not in southern California.... it never rains there)

Vai
The road to a friend is never long
With Becky this feeling was so strong
That she braved 350 miles
Just to exchange smiles
With Papa Hersh, till they said " So long!"

Wendy B
Inspector Wooley dragged him from the foliage, handcuffed and photo profiled him, before locking him away for wearing synthetics in public.


PHOTO No CC03

Winner # 2 David Rosenberg
"I thought you brought the Flask?"

Winner # 3 Jim Brennan
Bottoms up...the last one finished must pay for the breakfast meal!

Billy Stant
Good to the last drop and the least shared thought

Brendan Henderson
Becky and Hershy enjoying a quick snack

Kim Mc
Becky and Hershy coffee time American Style

Lorrie
Nobody saw Gramma add the gin to the coffee, but the smiles say it all!

Martin G
Is that a halo, or is it light reflection? I took a vote. We decided it was light reflection!!
coffee?,,, yeah right!

Pam
Toast? Toast? I don't see any toast.

Richard A
Mine is too hot. Taste it.
No, mine is too cold. Taste it.

Sandra L
A toast for us for staying on our diet!

Shishir
Today we eat, so we may diet tomorrow.
All you can eat breakfast.

Vai
One more cup of coffee for the road
One more cup of coffee before I go
When friends do meet
Coffee is so sweet
One could almost overload.

Wendy B
No cutlery? we'll just use these coffee cups...


PHOTO No CC04

Winner # 2 Jim Brennan
These may LOOK like ordinary CDs but they are Ninja Weapons!

Winner # 3 Brendan Henderson
Becky returns from the mountain with two CDs' (a la Moses)

Billy Stant
Feels like Christmas

David Rosenberg
I guess these are better then just a Tee Shirt

Funkhouser
Exclusive Offer From Mother Nature Herself...........
Hear her latest sounds now available on this 2-CD set!

Martin Giunta
Song of nature;,,,,, that is when my kidney's are beckoning

Jim Brennan
Hi! I'm working my way through school selling textiles and compact discs. Would you care to help a good girl out?

Michele
"You like me! You really like me!"

Ric65
O.K. WHERE IS THE CREDIT CARD?

Richard A
WOW! Look at what I won!!!! And I only lost $300 in the slots.

Sandra L
I hope this scarf will liven up my dull outfit.

Vai
The warmth of yellow on her shoulder
Should definitely make her feel bolder
The music notes friendship brings
In her mind eternally sings:
It's people who matter as we get older!

Wendy B
She discovers the best music to grow triffids by...


PHOTO No CC05

Winner # 2 Sandra L
A "Hershey Bar" and "Jim Beam" - what great stocking stuffers.

Winner # 3 David Rosenberg
"What do you mean, 'Jacket and Tie are required. Do you know who I am?"

Billy Stant
Christmas spirit comes early

Jim Brennan
Oh sure we LOOK identical but we're really FRATERNAL twins

Judy Moore
Hersh and Jim, two great looking dudes.

Martin G
Do you think our clothes clash for this occasion

Pam
What do you mean I can't have your tie?

Pankaj S
Doesn't Look as Crazy as He Sounds!

RoseBud
"ONCE UPON A DECEMBER"

Richard A
No, Hershy, you can have a candy cane later.

Shishir
And you thought by cropping the southern half of picture, we couldn't tell, your eyes say it all.

Tom
"Will somebody please loan this man a razor?"

Wendy B
OK Jim, thanks a lot for the denture paste gift, ...you enjoy that tie...


PHOTO No CC06

Winner # 2 Richard A
Everybody smile for the nice man. THEN we can go skinny dipping.

Winner # 3 Billy Stant
Great Company, great adventure

Judy Moore
Hersh's nephew with his good looking family

David Rosenberg
"Hershy, not wanting to show his missing Two Front Teeth, did not smile"

Sandra L
This is proof that blondes do NOT have more fun!

Wendy B
Really, I didn't fart...

Shishir
Two foreigners with beards, after 911,with next pictures of Volcano and NY, NY!!!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!! PERIOD.


PHOTO No CC07

Winner # 2 Pamela Laub
What do you mean you forgot the marshmallows?! (Even across the street the heat is really intense. I felt like I was toasting myself.)

Winner # 3 James B
"Suddenly Hershy realizes that he set the temperature on the hot tub way too high."

Aplhaar
I told her not to throw that bottle of Captain Morgan's!

Billy Stant
"The beauty and wonder of fire!"

Brendan Henderson
Has anyone called the Fire Service?

Buffy Soprano
This was the entrance to the Spicy Meat Cafe!

Carolyn W
I knew I should have taken the Prilosec!

CATHvin11
"Las Vegas really IS a hot town!"

David Rosenberg
"WOW! Did that Virgin bring out the Fire, or What?"

Jacqui
WOW!!!!! How did they light the fountain up like that?

Jim Brennan
Papa's "in-room cooking" adventure resulted in mandatory evacuation of the 1,200 room hotel!
Hershy discovers Mexican food has the same effect as some of the curry dishes at home.

Kim MC
Papa Smurf finally blowing his top, Just like a Volcano

Mike
Unwilling to pay extra for Charcoal Lighter Fluid, Hershy decided a gallon of Un-Leaded Premium would do just fine for the BBQ.

Pankaj S
Ejaculating in Vegas

Pat Hand
It's a hot time in the casino tonight!

Richard A
I told you, you were HOT ! But this is wild !!!!!

Sandra L
They told me it was hot in Vegas - I just didn't believe it!

Sharon
I Know they said Vegas was Hell on the bank balance, but this is ridiculous

Tom
"Honey, I think the grill is hot enough!"

Vai
Papa goes to Vegas and yells FIRE!
To see a volcano erupt is his desire
And before you know
It's lava-to-go
And the fumes rise in an orange spire.

Wanda Mannix
ANYONE FOR A BARBECUE?

Wendy B
Darling, I warned you not to flush that cigarette butt down the hotel toilet....


PHOTO No CC08

Winner # 2 Michele
"I don't know...I thought NYC would be bigger!"

Winner # 3 sandra l
The easy way to see two sides of the country at once!

Brendan Henderson
Hey mom, no wonder dad is so late getting home from work at night . . (words of a New York child)

Billy Stant
"Freedom at nite"

Vai
Help! New York is not to be found
It was on the Eastern ground!
But just for Papa's sake
Las Vegans did New York make
So that Papa's joy was unbound

Wendy B
You'll have to stretch a bit higher to replace that lightbulb


PHOTO No CC09

Winner # 2 Vai
It's a breathtaking sight to see
A fountain as tall as can be
So Papa went a little nearer
To see the fountain clearer
And water was all he could see!

Winner # 3 Sandra L
If you don't have dancing girls, you may as well have dancing fountains.

Billy Stant
"Awesome sight - Las Vegas at nite"

CATHvin111
"Why don't we have water that plays music?"

David Rosenberg
Boy, do I have to pee now."

James B
"This show is funny only until Neptune rises up and smites them all."

Jim Brennan
A series of jarring explosions occurred in the whale pool shortly after they enjoyed a meal of beans and cabbage.

Richard A
All right ! Who moved the Statue ?

Shishir
Wonder what wife is doing?

Wendy B
Foreigners queuing up for a souvenir piece of a frozen fountain


PHOTO No CC10

Winner # 2 Randy
"when the doctor told me drinking in moderation was no more than one a day - i'm not sure if this was what he had in mind"

Winner # 3 Pam
My drinks are here, didn't you order anything?

Pankaj
The Bigger the Better

Pat Hand
Bubble, Bubble enjoy a guzzle.

RoseBud
WASTING AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE

Sandra L
I think I may move to Margaritaville!!

Shishir
And I drank the whole thing. Next pic supposed to be what underneath of a table looks like.

Tom
"Got chocolate milk?"

Vai
He asked for a 'small drink'
But that made the Las Vegans think
A man so big
Could not do with a little swig
So they decided to make a 'tall drink'

Wendy B
Are you sure we need to have a throat-swab culture to get into this exclusive club?


PHOTO NO CC11

Winner # 2 Sandra L
It was easy to walk the crooked street after one of those margaritas.

Winner # 3 Grndmascastle
There was a crooked man, who lived on a crooked road.....

Billy Stant
"adventure calls"

Brendan Henderson
Hershy recovering from visit to Vegas bar

James B
"Another case of a hooligan imitating what he sees in the movies."

Judy
Honest officer,I only had 2 beer. That street was like that before I came on it.

Pankaj

Mad-Indian-Standing-in-the-Middle-of-the-Road
Wooozy!

Shishir
Glad, I was beside the escape hatch in the road, it came in handy as the gray cars brakes failed.

Tiffa
Yes, I did this. it is my road Hahahahahaha

Tom
"Even my smile is crooked!"

Vai
Let me give this to you very straight
Once you get through the crooked gate,
It s a lot of twists and turns
From the signposts to the ferns.
Isn t life like this to date??

Wendy B

Perhaps I can sneak in under this man-hole cover?



PHOTO NO CC12

Winner # 2 Jim Brennan
This is a very strange flute!

Winner # 3 Vai
Oh to be Papa and to be cool!
At Universal that is the rule
Papa picks up a shorbet rose
And then he is ready to pose
Next he is going to acting school!!!

Billy Stant
"chilling experience"

Brendan Henderson
Hershy in the picture at Universal

Grndmasc
Lic-a-stik

Ingadew
Oh, it's sooo GOOD!

James B
"Hershey decides that he can't wait to order an ice cream cone."

Martin G
Frank Sinatra, he is not!!!

ric65
THESE THINGS REALLY HAVE A KICK!

Sandra L
Gotta cool down after that long walk down the crooked street.

Tiffa
oh ho ho ho where have you been all my life! I love you!!

Wendy B
See if I can play this zither without being busted this time...



PHOTO NO CC13

Winner # 2 Pam
Hummmm, with the coins in there we could stay another day or two....

Winner # 3 David Rosenberg
"What's the guy in the Scuba gear doing in there?"

Angela
NO FISHING ALLOWED!!!

Camille
NO FISHING ALLOWED!!!

James_Barrow
"Hershey is strangely attracted to the turtle that is belly-up in the fountain."

Pankaj
I Gotta Go...

Randy
"oh wow, breasts in fountain! better check penis pulse."

RoseBud
WILLY WONKA?
THREE COINS IN A FOUNTAIN

Sandra L
I wish . . . . I wish I had three more wishes!

Shishir
I really don't have to prove to you guys, that I can walk across. I know I can.

Tom
"That's just water!  Where's the chocolate?"

Vai
Papa put three coins in a fountain
And wished for huge mountain
Of good things for his family
Wherever in the world they may be.
(Now God s sitting up there and still countin !)

Wendy B
I wish I hadn't said I would dive in and swim 3 laps



PHOTO NO CC14

Winner # 2 dryhumor
First Bird - "let's get some from the Old guy"
Second Bird - " No Way"
First Bird - "Why not?"
Second Bird - "What ever he's feeding, turned Frankie into a Squirell!"

Winner # 3 Debara Clayton
Okay Mr. Hershey Stop Begging!! Take it already!  I told you to pack a lunch!!

Becky Jewett
You're a squirrelly litle critter, huh?  Well, NUTS to you!

Billy Stant
"Squirrels have to eat too!"

Brendan Henderson
Hershy goes nuts

Carolyn W
This is one ugly cat!

Grndmasca
Nice kitty, kitty??????

Ingadew
Got any nuts?

James_Barrow
"Let go of my whiskers YOU &^%^&$#!!!"

Martin G
you get a little squirrely in Las Vegas!!!

Mike
"Hmmm...enough of these little critters and we'll have a darned good stew tonite!"

Pankaj
Rich Indian Feeding Starving American

RoseBud
"IF I COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS ..."

Sandra L
Sign?  What "Do Not Feed The Animals" sign?
Squirrels cannot read!

Shishir
Wishful thinking, but we know it IS the camera lens.
Harsh feeding Indian snacks to squirrel (notice the reaction of the first volunteer).

Tom
"Squirrel: It's what's for dinner!"

Vai
Any creature great or small
Papa s love encompasses all
And the squirrels say:
Did you see that man, hey?
He gets here and we have a ball!

Vickie R
Hershy Makes Friends Wherever He Goes
Hershy Swaps Jokes With Squirrel

Wendy  B
This G.E. seagull food must be a bit too powerful...

Jim Brennan
Birds? I hate birds! I like the furry rats!



PHOTO NO CC15

Winner # 2 dryhumor
Jayshree - "Here we are, at Famous PebbleBeach"
Hershy - "Well, if you ask me, they have a great Scam working here"
Jayshree - What on Earth are you talking about?"
Hershy - "We've walked for hours, and I haven't seen ONE pebble!"


Winner # 3 Michele 
"Golf clubs! I forgot the golf clubs!"

Billy Stant
"Serenity "

Brendan Henderson
Hershy stranded at Pebble Beach

Grndma
You must take the pebble, grasshopper....................

Pam
Hey Dude, where's your surf board?

Peajean
And all this time, we thought it was just a golf club!

Sandra L
To the oceans - white with foam . . . .

Shishir
"There are NO pebbles at the Pebble Beach!!!!"
"I see the ocean, seals, squirrels, lonely cyprus but WHAT no Pebbles!!!!! Go ahead ask her!!!"

Vai
So we cast our worries ashore
With friends there is fun galore
And whether we are on a beach
Or somewhere out of reach
With friends like this you can t ask for more!!!

Wendy B
OK sweetie, are you happy now I've made your side of the beach all smooth and sandy?



PHOTO NO CC16

Winner # 2 Pam

What do you mean, you want me to change the bulb in the star?

Winner # 3 Kriti
" We were just standing... we weren't looking for presents...really. "

Angela
Look.........humans for Christmas this year!!

Ingadew
Wish Santa hadn't just left us here!

Jacqui
DAMN  that new fertilizer is good!!!

James B
"The group is horrified to find out that they are being arrested for erecting a Christmas tree without a license."

Sandra L
No wonder they had to put this tree outside.

Shishir
Three wise men, Joseph, Mary and baby Jesus!!!  I think this scene is NOT working. You guys may be closer to Hollywood, but talent wise more closer to Bollywood.

Tom
"I told you we'd never get this tree in the house!"

Vai
It s the Xmas spirit and cheer
For all that we hold so dear
But if we know our man
Surely we can
Assume it lasts through the year!

Wendy B
Of course we can smuggle the tree out in my gym bag...



PHOTO NO CC17

Winner # 2 Wendy B
15 glasses later, only 2 people are left above the table

Winner # 3 Judy
Happy days are here again.

RoseBud
RED, RED WINE MAKES ME FEEL SO FINE

Tom
"Ah, champagne, breakfast of champions!"

Vai
Bring me my bottle of wine
Whether for breakfast or to dine
I need my champagne flute
To which I am glued
Thanks&this living is fine!



PHOTO NO CC18

Winner # 2 Wanda Mannix

Every Day Above Ground is a Good Day!

Winner # 3 Shishir
"I. M. Dien-Lafin"....

Jacqui
They sure have funny names in America!

Sandra L
Mine will say "O. Newaytrip"

Vai
Papa was broken hearted
When he saw the Trudy Departed
Then he read I'll be Back
And that gave him the knack
Of knowing where he should get started!

Wendy B
Fatal Fonetiks Finals



PHOTO NO CC19

Winner # 2 Tom
"Unlike Hula, it's not just the hands that tell the story!"

Winner # 3 Vai
The music makes her so vibrate
Her body does so gyrate
How does she shake her belly
Like it is made of jelly?
This must be something innate!


James B
"...trip, stumble, fall, crash, electrical fire, evacuation, destruction, death."

Judy Moore
CC19 - What kind of couscous is this?

RoseBud
SHAKE, RATTLE AND ROLL

Pam
Wait for me, I'll be up there with you as soon as I get this ruby in my navel.

Sandra L
Red always was one of my favorite colors.

Shishir
"That's another way a fabric can be held by a Head".
My dream girl, keep the face covered.
Now, that's the Burkha I can go for.

Wendy B
I hope this scarf  keeps those clothes-moths off my new hairdo...

Jim Brennan
Ah red...my favorite color!
One of Hershy's dance students shows mild disorientation when police arrive.



PHOTO NO CC20

Winner # 2 Judy
I'll have one of those and one of those. Oh and one of those.

Winner # 3 Jim Brennan
Do you sell super-glue remover.
I've stuck my hand to my chin!


Pam
Hey, where's the pork rinds and beef jerky?
Is this the best fruit buffet you've ever seen or what?

Sandra L
Who could produce so much produce?

Shishir
"Bananas for 69 cents"

Vai
Papa wants to be wise and healthy
A farmer finds it the way to be wealthy
SO out did Papa hop
At this farmfresh shop
And made both got wealthy & healthy!

 

 

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