Glancing about, not yet seeing the approach of Judy or anyone else for that matter, the General's secretary smiled as she looked at her collection of...junk and then to the cars and people coming up the drive.

"Good...let the sales begin," Kendra mused, thinking momentarily to mark down the lightsaber but figuring that was a bit hasty.

~~*~~

Emmy walked into the office and without thought went straight to her desk, plopping down behind it but only to fall to the floor. "What the...?" The Diva shouted from her precarious position upon her backside--no GDC beneath her.

"Okay! Somebody is going to get a clunky shoe upside the head for Galactic Domination Chair theft!" She bellowed, thinking for a brief moment to call the police, the FBI, CIA, anyone that carried firearms and had handcuffs.

~~*~~

Laure sighed, it had been quite calmly silent all day...it was nice. Walking over to her window, the mediator glanced about the beautiful day, birds chirping, crickets singing, no Commo whining.

That was when she noticed the plethora of items about the front lawn and the mass of people filing in to buy said items.

Right about then, Laure noticed a very familiar suit of armor.

~~*~~

Smiling, her teeth clenched, Kendra smacked the suit of armor soundly upon the visor with the butt of the General's lightsaber. "Would you shut up!" She ordered the whining suit of armor with a smile as she tried to bargain with a picky princess.

"Look...take it or leave it, no big deal to me. I'm sure I can pawn this rusty suit of armor off on a Wanker or an Ewok, sister," the Gen's secretary stated, elbowing the suit of armor and then realizing it wasn't such a good idea. After all, if she'd just broken her arm in the process, it wasn't like the Nurse would do anything but toss something at her if she opened the clinic door.

"Would you shut up!" Kendra shouted to Commo who was stuck in the armor, then the Water Ho smiled innocently at the princess. "Ghosts...the damnedest thing..."

~~*~~

Ellie walked into her vet clinic and suddenly stopped in her tracks at seeing all the bright and smiling faces of her Harem standing before her.

"All right, what have you boys done?" Ellie demanded, then suddenly realized she didn't hear the familiar hum of her slot machine in the distance.

"Heads will roll!" She shouted, shoving Han and Indy out of the way to check on her beloved vet clinic slots but finding them gone. "Who did this?"

The Harem spoke as one. "Not us!"

~~*~~

Legolas watched from afar and scowled. "The others must be warned," he spoke, reaching for the bow upon his back and finding it gone.

"Dude, where's my bow?" The Elf stammered in shock, then his eyes narrowed upon the odd sight of items being tied to car tops and tossed in trunks. Legolas then went into full Elf mode looking for something to climb or skateboard down so as to get in the mix--he still had his Elven blades.

Or so he thought, checking rather quickly.

~~*~~

Meanwhile...Judy was still looking for her big bat, as the General tried to calm her...

~~*~~

Eyes widening in alarm, Laure ran from her office, nearly tripping down the stairs in her highly stylish yet totally impractical Jimmy Choos. She nearly ran over Aragorn who was looking extremely concerned.

"I'm fine," she said, thinking he was concerned about her nearly breaking her neck.

He brushed that off, gesturing dramatically to the altar beneath the stairs. "My sword is gone. The broken one. The one that must be reforged if I am to become..."

"Look," she interupted, "I don't have time for swords. Swords are replaceable. I'm about to lose a man to a princess and men aren't..." She stopped and shrugged. "Okay, men are replaceable, but I've gotten used to this one, like a comfortable pair of shoes, which these aren't." Frowning, she grabbed Aragorn for leverage and reached down to take off her shoes, then dragged him down the hallway and out the front door.

"Kendra!"

A faint whine came from inside the suit of armor a princess was rubbing herself against.

~~*~~

Kendra pounded the heel of a clunky shoe against the broken sword she'd grabbed from under the stairs. "Somebody get me some super glue!" She shouted to no one in particular.

"Would you shut up, I can't think," the Gen's secretary sighed as the suit of armor continued to whine. "And you...princess whatever, you fawn all over the thing, you've bought it. Now where's your money?"

~~*~~

Glancing up, Kendra spotted a barefoot mediator gently skipping, hopping, gliding in her direction before Aragorn picked her up and began to carry her the rest of the way.

Thinking to herself, she glanced at the pile of shoes being loaded into a pickup truck by a couple of rednecks. "Nah...I don't think I took all the mediators shoes," she thought. "Emmy's possibly, Laure's I don't think so, nobody can walk in those heels."

Right about then, a shout of joy was heard from the pub as Judy obviously found her BIG bat...along with a plea of calm from the General.

"Judith...you really don't want to kill your padawan...trust me. There are other ways...blahst!" The General exclaimed as the two hurried out of the pub, the Gen fast behind the irrate bartender in search of her beloved blender and coasters.

~~*~~

Off in the distance, Ellie's harem snickered and did high-fives...all except Logan who was locked in the lab smoking.

~~*~~

The End